Joseph Garlow
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- ReviewedOnslaughtOctober 11, 2026Thought it was going to be more of a sniper movie, this was Universal Solider combined with horror movies and it didn't work well. I always take about pace and it wasn't bad, they built the story well and it moved at a good pace. The movie just fell flat with me as the way the hero fought back...they built her up as a gun nut but that didn't come into the action too much until the very end. Glad I watched it...sure, would I watch it again...no, should you watch it, yeah why not.
- ReviewedScooby-DooOctober 7, 2026This is how you do a live action. The casting was great, not to mention how gorgeous Velma and Daphney looked.....WOW! Matthew as Shaggy is the best casting in a long time, and the cgi still holds up after how many years. It's funny, it's for the family, the pace is good, you are never bored. Glad I watched it....heck yes, would I watch again....I have many times, should you watch it...yes you should with or without kids...and the sequel is just as good!!!
- ReviewedQueen of the DamnedOctober 7, 2026I can't remember for the life of me why I thought this was good when I was younger. I just watched it and I found it to be boring...the pace was okay but it just didn't grab me and pull me into the movie. I like the idea of one older vampire wanting to forget the rules and just live in the open but it fell flat to me. Glad I watched it...sure, would I watch again...nope, and should you watch...nah, skip it.
- ReviewedBone KeeperOctober 5, 2026When it started I was hopeful, the creature didn't look all hooky or anything, then the pace just died right away, I found myself struggling to pay attention to the movie. I tried but I had to fight to finish this movie....the highlights was the creature, it looked great. Am I glad I watched this movie...nope, will I watch it again....nope, and should you watch it...no, not unless you just want some background noise while you clean.
- ReviewedBuzzkillOctober 3, 20262 stars from me because the main actress did a great job playing a drunk and keeping it funny and not being overly pathetic, pace of the movie was good, it wasn't overly predictable and the cast was a good mixture of some people you would know and some you wouldn't. They had a gorgeous cast and didn't need to over sexualize it...which I would of liked ha ha. Glad I watched it ... yes, will I watch it again...no, should you watch it...yes especially if you just want a non serious horror movie to watch.
- ReviewedHold the FortOctober 1, 2026Okay so first off, I like how I don't remember seeing this idea exactly. It could have been more funny, it could have used more gore, but for what I am sure was a cheaper budget I thought the movie was alright. The creatures each had cool moments, the werewolf looked very cool when you first saw it, then it looked like a chessy costume, the thing at the end...vampire or demogorgon thing looked pretty cool. I could see if there were some bigger names and budget attached to this the humor could of have been there and this might have been something. Glad I watched it.....a bit yes I did enjoy it, will I watch it again...no I will not, should you watch it...depends if you need something to fill the time yes.
- ReviewedAbove and BelowOctober 1, 2026I love shark movies, I truly do, I just don't understand why they are so hard to make good ones. This wasn't horrible...it had sharks, Christina looks amazing...I don't think she has never not looked amazing, decent bad guy and maybe that is it...I want my bad guys to be the sharks...if that makes sense. Am I glad I watch it....yes because it was a shark movie, will I watch it again....no, should you watch it....I would say you don't have to this movie.
- ReviewedMoanaOctober 1, 2026Loved this live version, the casting was fantastic, the songs were great and well done! It had the humor, it had action, effects were good, The Rock has the voice of a demi god! This is a perfect family movie and would definitely recommend. Am I glad I watch it.....heck yes, would I watch it again.....also heck yes, and should you watch it....triple heck yes!!!
- ReviewedTeenage Sex and Death at Camp MiasmaOctober 1, 2026Wow, besides a good looking woman topless and in her underwear...I don't even know what to say. To call this a horror movie is laughable, it's a movie that wants to be cool and have that look at us we are so woke without been woke because we are talking about woke...again I still don't know what the hell this was. This could have been something good, in my opinion and to me that is the one that matters, it was just way to slow moving, the gore was good for that funny 2 mins of "horror" that we got. If you are one of those artsy film fans you will probably think this is great. Am I glad I watched it...no, upset actually, would I watch it again...obviously not!!! Should you watch it.....not at all and I hope you do not.
- ReviewedThe Last KissOctober 1, 2026Not crazy action or crazy gore but just a cute little horror investigation twist. When I was watching it I called out who I thought the killer was and I was right...I won't spoil because to be honest I was just being funny and got lucky. Movie had a good flow to it which is so important to me, acting was "teenage" acting because it is about kids and I felt that as I am sure most of them were not in high school ha ha. Am I glad I watched it...yeah sure, would I watch it again....probably not (maybe on a date), should you watch it...yes give it a go!
- ReviewedSpa WeekendOctober 1, 2026I can see where the movie wanted to go, it reminded of me of many things I have seen but I think they had the "trying to hard vibe to be funny". Anna just kind of faded to the background in this movie, Leslie looks great as always, and Isla character was way over the top like some people have said. When I started watching it I thought Michelle (Coco) was suppose to be the annoying, crude and loud character ... would have been better if she was because she at least comes off as funny, Isla's character hurts my soul ha ha. Glad I watched this....no, would I watch it again, heck no, should you watch it....no, pass I took the bullet for you.
- ReviewedMutinySeptember 5, 2026This movie snuck up on me, I was thinking another Jason action movie...but it was very entertaining. It had great action, and Jason is still awesome, would like to see him in some bigger movies again, maybe even another Transporter 3. Glad I watched this....heck yes, would I watch it again...yeah I think I would. Should you watch it...yes you diffidently should!
- ReviewedMotor CitySeptember 5, 2026This movie has a decent storyline, great cast but the way they "stylized" the movie...horrible. I think what 10 words spoken in the whole movie maybe. I know people think this sort of thing is cool, but to me it just makes a dump of a movie and I don't think it really helps any of their careers. Shalene looked AMAZING in this movie but again she always does, Alan and Ben are great but again without words...you don't really get to see the acting chops they could have. Glad I watched it...not really, would I watch it again...nope. Should you watch it...if you like the stylized movie thing then yes, if not...nope.
- ReviewedToy Story 5September 3, 2026Okay, so they had a good idea, but it in no ways compares to past movies. I feel like you don't see Buzz and Woody enough, it focuses on Jessi a lot which I get they are maybe trying to move on from the original characters but just seems like it wasn't done right. The movie itself is alright, some okay humor in it but I did not find myself chuckling enough. I think kids might because they don't get a lot of the jokes anyhow and just the goofiness on screen makes them laugh. Glad I watched it...sure, would I watch it again...only with my friends or families kids, should you watch it....yes at least once and if you have kids maybe more than once ha ha.
