- Hell House LLC
I love this movie so much.Hell House LLC - The Collection
I thought it was The Collector, and thought it was going to be a slasher horror film. I didn’t watch the trailer, just streamed it thinking it might be decent. Instead, it turned out to be a ridiculous torture horror thriller that felt more exaggerated than intense. An hour into the film, I was too annoyed to continue. Then I realized that it wasn’t actually The Collector, it was The Collection 🫠 Whoever decided to use the same cover for both movies is an idiot. The killer’s overdone evil breathing sounded like something out of a cartoon. The plot was completely unrealistic, the traps were absurd, and the whole thing felt like it was made for kids or horror beginners who think gore equals fear. No wonder I see it on almost every streaming platform. It’s the kind of movie that gets pushed because it looks intense on the surface but has no real substance. I stopped watching and immediately looked for something else. Some might love it, but I didn’t. Total waste of time. Not for me.The Collection - Blair Witch
It copied everything from the original Blair Witch and added more to it. Now the witch is a skinwalker creature who apparently lives in a different dimension where it is always night and reality is distorted, and has the ability to mimic sounds. I find it satisfying when stupid people in horror movies die, and they were all stupid. You know you shouldn’t walk alone in those woods so why go alone? You know you’re being chased so why tf are you screaming? You saw what happened to the last people who went into that house so why go inside?! Your leg is severely injured so why tf are you climbing a very tall tree at night?! You know that the witch can mimic sounds and she just killed your friend seconds ago while he was next to you telling you to stay in the corner and not look behind you so WHY DO YOU TURN AROUND?! Stupid people. Thank god she got ‘em.Blair Witch