Fountain of Youth
Directed by Guy RitchieTwo estranged siblings join forces to seek the legendary Fountain of Youth. Using historical clues, they embark on an epic quest filled with adventure. If successful, the mythical fountain could grant them immortality.
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Fountain of Youth Ratings & Reviews
- RyanMay 23, 2025Good story with strong action scenes.
- Kit LazerMay 23, 2025Guy Ritchie asks the question: “What if The Mummy and National Treasure were boring?” Eiza Gonzalez is innocent and needs to lead an action film immediately.
- DommDynamiteMay 29, 2025Hollywood being hollywood. I doubt this was anyones vision of a good story. It feels like it was all just painting by numbers. First of all the writing is AWFUL. Trite in every way. The movie does nothing to earn anything it does. So by the climax I'm yawning asking myself "who even cares?". The movie is pretty much only about John, Natalie, and Eiza's characters and they have 0 chemistry. While all the other characeters are more like set dressing and characatures of trope characters from this genre. It has more than earned its low rating. And I hope they don't make the sequel they so heavy handidly hinted at. The flow of this movie is also a large part of what makes it hard to care. The scenes cut to eachother with sometimes little to no setup as to why we are going where we are going. It is almost like having a child ramble on about one of their favorite shows. Running out of breath and butchering anything of value in what they are saying. It's just a shame this was created by grown adults. Hollywood, please stop letting your favorite nephew or whoever is writing this garbage write your movies. They obviously don't know what makes a good story and what doesn't. Id rather watch National Treasure a dozen times before ever watching this movie again.
- Brian JohnsonMay 24, 2025Can't decide which is worse, Uncharted or this forgettable flick. Do yourself a favor, just go watch The Mummy.
- neuroparadoxJuly 24, 2025I thought I might enjoy this as a Guy Ritchie fan, but I was not prepared for the bad bad, so instead of a review, I present my, Fountain of Notes: This qualifies as a movie as much as this list qualifies as a review. I've had so many taglines because this movie is boring as it is half-baked. Might help being full-baked to watch this hot mess. (Spoiler: it did not.) HUH?!: THE MOVIE Remember when movies were real? Like, had sets and/or real locations? And actors needed to be filmed together at the same time to interact with each other in a scene? Actual dialogue: "Dude: Maybe the letters aren't a place. Maybe they're a number. Jim: Like a substitution code. Let's try celestial navigation. Let's see if the path matches up to any constellations..." ugh it gets worse. I don't have a lot of good things to say about this movie other than I sure hope Guy Ritchie got hit with a heavy sack one way or another 🍆💰 It's incompetently competent in that it gives the verisimilitude of a bring an actual movie. Okay so they mentioned Muography in the movie, which is an insane new technology and super cool and involves neutrinos. 🤌💋 More wasted talent than a Stripper Bus. It's like watching a YouTube video of just a video games main cutscenes but all the story and world building from actual in-between gameplay is assumed. Not a good-bad movie, more like a lazy-bad, money-grab, soulless-fuck movie to see-what-people-will-consume movie. Omg how is there still 35 minutes left?! How exactly does this fucking musical instrument work?...oh nevermind it's obvious. 🪇 Oh shit what's that Gunkata?! Nevermind 10/10. National Treasure 2 is a superior film.,.. is a sentence I will stand by. Ohhh that's definitely possible engineering for a 4500 year old structure. I never thought something called the fountain of youth would make me age so much. Maybe be it's a commentary on the irony of Capitalism! 💰 I really hope there's an after credits scene trying to set up a sequel because lol this movie is gonna flop hard. I'm gonna have to watch Swept Away to cleanse my palette. This movie in 2 words? Shit emoji. This feels like one of the fake, vapid movies from the, coincidentally, Apple TV show The Studio.
- Jonathan KillebrewJuly 11, 2025Not bad. A fun little adventure movie with some good and just okay parts to it. It was a decent watch. Probably better for a younger audience.
- raphfire2012July 10, 2025The story is nothing from amazing one thing I love though is that it’s not a boring watch like you’re entertaining when you watch it but like it has a twist but like it’s not really a twist like you could see it coming but then after it’s a pretty good movie
- FigueiragamesJuly 8, 2025A poor mix of uncharted and indiana jones...
- badvesoMay 24, 2025Nothing new. Predictable and a bit boring. Might be good for kids but not for adults.
- DermotJuly 4, 2025It's watchable, but only because of Krasinski as portman looks dated and like she only showed up with little care for the script, which isn't the best to begin with little "Richie" moments of forced cheap action.
- RF MaksoedanJuly 3, 2025Been a long time since seeing a good adventure! Loved it.
- 5amurai5amsonJuly 1, 2025Would have preferred a little more pay off at the end there. Would have been ok with less of a build up.
- JhonnyKAMJune 3, 2025Bad copy made of National Treasure with another relic to find, I like Guy Ritchie, but this script was very badly written.
- JCMorningstarMay 31, 2025Not for me.. Fell asleep twice. Spent 3 evenings deciding to finish it. Did a couple of hours ago. Boring
- Kevin WardJune 30, 2025In one particularly tense scene, Luke (Krasinski) is caught between two groups of gun wielding foes. Unarmed, but thinking fast, Luke turns the volume up on the stereo, grabs a blanket and throws it up into the air and then drops down to the floor beneath the table. It’s a move I can only assume may have worked if he was being hunted by a group of golden retrievers, they surely would have believed he had disappeared. But it in fact works fantastically here and Luke is able to escape unscathed. Despite my lowest of low expectations… and despite the fact that for the first 2/3rds of the film I was at least passively entertained….that final act is just so stupid. Krasinski just does not work as the pompous-art-thief-slash-playboy….and I’m kind of having a hard time thinking of roles that I’ve liked him in aside from Jim on The Office and the original A Quiet Place. Like the blanket bit I described above, there’s plenty of other questionable choices here. Like, there’s a dolly zoom in a completely inconsequential scene. They’ve been on a globe trotting adventure and yet at the end Portman’s character finds a key like 2 feet away from the door it unlocked. It’s preposterously bad by the end. Also, my kids had zero interest in watching this and I think I’m proud of them.
