Two and a Half Men
Season 8
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Where to Watch Season 8
16 Episodes
- A Pudding-Filled Cactus
E3A Pudding-Filled CactusCharlie is not amused when Alan, who finally moved in with Lyndsey, returns to his beach house for 'goodbye sex' with Melissa, who still thinks he lives there. Although Lyndsey offers Alan all he's ever wanted, he still can't resist meeting Melissa in the 'love nest', no matter what Charlie tries. When Melissa turns up unexpectedly, disaster strikes for all, even in Charlie's, for once, utterly innocent crotch. - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
E4Hookers, Hookers, HookersAfter Alan's pipe sets fatal fire to Lyndsey's home, Charlie unhappily takes in the couple and their sons but keeps insisting that they should be able to move back soon, and orders a silent comfort girl. When Alan finally realizes he's unlikely to be forgiven, he visits the burned-out ruins, where Charlie already drinks with Lyndsey's ex Chris, Judith's husband Herb, and adult pizza-boy Gordon, a cocktail which proves most cruel to Alan. - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
E5The Immortal Mr. Billy JoelCharlie is off to Las Vegas, allegedly to enjoy some time without Alan and Jake, but actually to have discreet cosmetic surgery. Back home, Alan tries and borrows everything, even posing as rich Charlie in bars to score dates. However, even Jake lies and Gretchen, whom he picks up in a bar, already knows Charlie's beach house. - Twanging Your Magic Clanger
E6Twanging Your Magic ClangerCharlie takes his dermatologist Michelle on a movie date, then proceeds smoothly into bed, but retreats after hearing she's 47 and meeting her bisexual 20-year-old daughter Shauna, fearing he'll end up doing it with both. Meanwhile Jake spends the weekend with his mother, while Alan sees to his urgent needs manually with Internet porn to avoid wasting nearly-expired erectile drugs. - The Crazy Bitch Gazette
E7The Crazy Bitch GazetteDespite embarrassing input from Alan, Jake, Evelyn, and Berta about Charlie's vices, his hot affair with dermatologist Michelle continues--until stalking neighbor Rose reappears. She announces her marriage to fashion-industry celebrity Manny Quinn; Alan is easily convinced, but Charlie must witness the wedding with his own eyes...and Rose has elaborately staged something to make him jealous, which works. - A Good Time in Central Africa
E9A Good Time in Central AfricaCharlie is too drunk even to notice who asks him for cash and why, or to remember that Berta arranged a stand-in cleaner during her family-reunion weekend. When temp Esmerelda arrives, her luxury-suite treatment delights Charlie utterly, but he lacks the courage to fire Berta. Meanwhile, Alan's delight when Lyndsey leaves her ex Chris again turns to terror when Chris seems to be stalking him. - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
E12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's DeadThe mischievous magic between Charlie and Courtney suddenly wears out, so they agree to part. His behavior becomes odder than even his household is used to, and picking up girls doesn't come as easily anymore, so Alan convinces him to seek therapy again. There the theory is advanced that he seeks excuses to avoid commitment. - Lookin' for Japanese Subs
E14Lookin' for Japanese SubsCharlie is amused, inspiring and genuinely supportive, unlike worried Alan, when Jake and Eldridge start a website to promote 'Dumbass', their even worse version of Jackass. After meeting Rose 'after her honeymoon', the forbidden fruit-effect reduces Charlie to painful efforts to stalk her beach-house, only to be 'allowed' to 'seduce her into adultery'. - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
E15Three Hookers and a Philly CheesesteakAlan's efforts to ask family for money to help promote his struggling chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme, and Charlie continues to see Rose, still completely unaware that her "husband" is actually a mannequin. - That Darn Priest
E16That Darn PriestA guilty conscience and the risk of being discovered and betrayed drive Alan to seek forgiveness for his pyramid scheme in confession, but finding the penance too steep and counter-blackmailing Rose easy he opts for just refunding. Charlie meanwhile wants to seduce Rose to divorce for his sake, leaving him too blind to smell a rat when he finds the Mannequinn in her wardrobe closet.
