South Park

Season 12

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Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as they help a pop-princess down on her luck, negotiate a truce for striking Canadians, fight the addiction of "cheesing" and battle startling rodents. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park

Where to Watch Season 12

14 Episodes

Tonsil Trouble
E1
Tonsil TroubleAfter going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?
Britney's New Look
E2
Britney's New LookWhile trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as the non-stop feeding frenzy that plagues her wherever she goes. The boys must take Britney to the North Pole when they learn the secret behind what makes her so popular.
Major Boobage
E3
Major BoobageSouth Park declares cats illegal after kids start getting high on cat urine. Cartman starts hiding neighborhood cats in his attic to protect them, and Kenny becomes an addict and starts having Heavy Metal (1981) hallucinations.
Canada on Strike
E4
Canada on StrikeThe head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Eek, A Penis!
E5
Eek, A Penis!Having just taught his schoolmates to high test scores (through cheating), Eric Cartman, or Mr.Cartmanis, is brought to Jim Davis High to help them get to college (by cheating). Meanwhile having just seen the pregnant man on Oprah, Ms. Garrison pays a DNA experimenting lab her/his savings to grow a penis for him, but he'll have to catch it first!
Over Logging
E6
Over LoggingThe citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.
Super Fun Time
E7
Super Fun TimeA class field trip to a frontier park turns into a hostage situation when a group of robbers use the park to evade the police, but the park employees won't help resolve the situation because they won't get out of character.
The China Probrem
E8
The China ProbremAfter watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Breast Cancer Show Ever
E9
Breast Cancer Show EverCartman accidentally provokes Wendy to beat him to a pulp by disrupting and mocking her report on breast cancer with incredibly sexist comments, and not even her boyfriend Stan can reason with her. Can Cartman stop the inevitable, or will Wendy give him what he deserves?
Pandemic
E10
PandemicThe boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.
Pandemic 2: The Startling
E11
Pandemic 2: The StartlingCraig and the boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains while giant guinea pigs wreak havoc all over the planet. Craig is the only person who can end the terror, but he doesn't care and won't do anything about it.
About Last Night...
E12
About Last Night...While the rest of the nation is distracted by the results of the presidential election, Barack Obama and John McCain set out to complete their true combined objective: a daring "Ocean's Eleven" style jewel heist.
Elementary School Musical
E13
Elementary School MusicalStan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn't get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.
The Ungroundable
E14
The UngroundableButters is sure he’s seen a vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can’t tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.