The VelociPastor
Directed by Brendan SteereAfter losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
Cast of The VelociPastor
The VelociPastor Ratings & Reviews
- vodkanaFebruary 27, 2025very inspirational
- drakeg231d agoUnironically the funniest movie I’ve ever seen. The budget is so poor & the story is lackluster, but this is such a fun time. It’s so stupid, best bad movie of all time.
- Mister ArnMay 17, 2025"The VelociPastor" leans into its low-budget constraints, transforming limitations into its unique charm. Far from a drawback, the modest special effects, intimate close-ups, and exaggerated acting combine to create an authentically enjoyable experience. The standout moment for me? When a pending sex scene morphs into a punk rock video, a surprise twist that I found enjoyable.
- Donavin WengerMay 6, 2025The best movie I have ever seen
- shain.clApril 20, 2025Hate to say I loved this film, it was cheesy, badly acted and overall made no sense. Cannot wait for VelociPastor 2.
- parktool69December 1, 2024worth a watch
- Nodelon3d agoTHE VFX WAS AMAZING. COSTUME DEPARTMENT 5/7. ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE DARK KNIGHT. CINEMATIGRAPHER REALLY KNEW WHERE THE ZOOM BUTTON WAS ON THE CAMERA WAS. IT WAS EVERYTHING I HOPED FOR AND LESS.
- lavlavsJuly 13, 2025Easily the best low budget horror movie of late (that I have seen). There's some real heart and soul in this even with a budget this small and a plot so ridiculous. The comedy is also very on point.
