The VelociPastor
The VelociPastor
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
Mister Arn reviewedMay 17, 2025
"The VelociPastor" leans into its low-budget constraints, transforming limitations into its unique charm. Far from a drawback, the modest special effects, intimate close-ups, and exaggerated acting combine to create an authentically enjoyable experience. The standout moment for me? When a pending sex scene morphs into a punk rock video, a surprise twist that I found enjoyable.