Alley Cat
Directed by Victor M. Ordonez, Al Valletta, Ed PalmosA martial artist stops a street gang from stealing her car, but her grandmother ends up being killed by the same gang. She witnesses firsthand how corrupt and inept law enforcement is, and decides to take matters into her own hands.
Alley Cat Ratings & Reviews
- Jeremiah29 czerwca 2025From the 80s but steps right out of 70s with its exploitation trash. Alley Cat is an exploitative, karate chopping, vengeance filled, boob showing bad ass girl boss. Filled with atrocious acting, goofy and absurd dialog, a dumb story, amateur editing and pacing with some of the most unrealistic and awkward fighting and action ever put to celluloid… But I still had fun with it. It’s never presented as anything more than it is, so you know what you are getting. I had plenty of chuckles from all these “negatives” but it’s less “so bad its good” and more “if you can have fun with this genre we’re gonna give you just that”. And as stated, I did have fun with it.
- Callum21 grudnia 2025⭐½ – Alley Cat — Barely Scratching By Alley Cat isn’t an especially good film, but in the broad world of martial-arts escapism, it does at least avoid being relentlessly downbeat or sliding into anything overly fetishistic — and that counts for something. It’s the cinematic equivalent of getting through the day on momentum rather than inspiration. I’d firmly place this in C-grade martial arts territory. Even by the standards of its time — and especially when compared to other low-budget action films from the era — it struggles to stand out. The choreography is serviceable at best, the storytelling thin, and the overall production feels more functional than passionate. That said, it will get you through the runtime without actively offending you. And for people like me — those who’ve done martial arts for a significant chunk of their life or who simply have a soft spot for the genre — there’s just enough familiarity to keep it mildly engaging. You can see what it’s trying to be, even if it never quite gets there. For everyone else? There’s very little reason to seek it out. This is niche viewing, and even within that niche, it’s far from essential. 🥤 Pairing: A room-temperature sports drink — it keeps you going, does the job, but you wouldn’t choose it if something better was on offer.
Alley Cat Trivia
Alley Cat was released on 1 marca 1984.
Alley Cat was directed by Victor M. Ordonez, Al Valletta, Ed Palmos.
Alley Cat has a runtime of 83 min.
Alley Cat was produced by Victor M. Ordonez, Robert E. Waters.
A martial artist stops a street gang from stealing her car, but her grandmother ends up being killed by the same gang. She witnesses firsthand how corrupt and inept law enforcement is, and decides to take matters into her own hands.
The key characters in Alley Cat are Billie (Karin Mani), Johnny (Robert Torti), Hooker (Britt Helfer).
Alley Cat is rated R.
Alley Cat is an Action, Kryminał, Thriller film.
Alley Cat has an audience rating of 1 out of 10.