Malibu Express
Directed by Andy SidarisIn this erotic spy tale private eye Cody Abilene teams up with the Contessa Luciana and policewoman Beverly McAfee to infiltrate a mansion and discover who is sending computer secrets to the Russians.
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- Mister ArnSeptember 2, 2025“Malibu Express” is pure ’80s exploitation, an excuse to string together flimsy gags, bursts of action, and ample breasts. The twists are there, but they are telegraphed, played with a wink rather than suspense. Performances are stiff, its treatment of women hasn’t aged well, and most of the humor misses its mark.
- christopherw34April 5, 2025As always for sidaris movie, this made little to no sense, but so many amazing boobs! Some odlf the overall best boobs out of all of them. Plus toss in some weird hick humor for no apparent reason. The main character has no skills or redeeming qualities other than his mustache and apparent sexual prowess. He was a cowboy but other than the occasional cowboy hat and incessant references about being from coming from Texas, he was very un cowboy. Over all on the bad movie scale between -5 to 5, -5 being as good a bad movie as it gets Chris Markus and Cooper give it a -4.6.
- KnightmareAlphaAugust 24, 2025This campy romp has lots of charm. A light hearted adventure with good chunk self awareness. It knows what it is, and doesn't aspire to more. Neat twists, a good pacing and a likable cast, punching above weight class, make it a strong and fun watch. Also less formulaic than it's follow-ups. Highly recommended for group watches. Ironically fun rating 4.0/5.0. Intended filmmaking rating 3.0/5.0.
