Fucking kill me— i swear to god jerome. When I find you in hell i will actually legit ughhh— my dumb ass thought, oh it seems like a cute movie! Lemme watch it at 1 a.m. little did I know, I'm about to have a midlife crisis, and fun thing about that? I'm fucking 14— honestly should've just stuck to cartoons atp. now I'm spiralling because I think that sandy is also an immortal, because of welp everything she does in the movie, is John really lying or is he just trying to protect everyone's feelings, why tf did sandy kiss dan. and help me god I need some of that alcohol too. 5/5, destroyed me emotionally, mentally and would've physically too if our boi jerome was still alive because oh I'm so fucking convinced he is the man he portrays john to be. I mean come on man. Someone get me chocolate milk and cookies.