Your Favorite Martian
Alien (Unplugged)
TV-G
S1 • E39 Aug 1, 2012 5mPlanet Earth I need a friend
'Cause I'm on the outside looking in
I'm an Alien
I'm just an Alien
Feeling lost but never found,
'Til I found myself being pushed around.
I'm an Alien
Yes, I'm an Alien
Have ever you felt left out of the group, excluded?
Given the boot
when you knew you should have been a shoo-in?
Like some ancient Druid
was pursuant to ruin your life
With a curse but worse
He brought his whole damn crew in
And now it's high noon
And you're a target to shoot at
This school's a battlefield
No wonder you're truant!
They alway look at you and
They boo at what youre doing
And you go off like a bomb
At the Olympics in Munich.
Nah, you're just an extraterrestrial,
Less than respectable
You'll never get to get the girl
You're just a jester at the festival
I guess it'd be acceptable,
To peg your head with vegetables
And kick you in the testicles
And best of all let you know
That you're a filthy dog
And you'll never be best in show
So why the abuse?
'Cause all a bully needs is another excuse
Planet Earth I need a friend
'Cause Im on the outside looking in
I'm an Alien
I'm just an Alien
Feeling lost but never found,
'Til I found myself being pushed around
I'm an Alien
Yes, I'm an Alien
I'mma be honest, it gets better I promise
So don't let them ground you down
To a pound of sawdust
Stay on stage the longest 'til the gong hits
And everybody comments on their fondness
Of your polish and your overall knowledge
Remain calmest and abolish your modesty
'Cause honestly you gotta be positive
You're a prodigy!
You show the world
That you're not one to mess with
It's a broken home
That makes these bastards aggressive
You can expect to get rejected
Neglected, stripped, naked and
Tested until they reckon
You feel terrible because nothing is comparable
Violence ain't the answer
But the pain is unbearable
You're nice and jaded from being isolated
Now you coast through life feeling twice as hated
So why t
'Cause I'm on the outside looking in
I'm an Alien
I'm just an Alien
Feeling lost but never found,
'Til I found myself being pushed around.
I'm an Alien
Yes, I'm an Alien
Have ever you felt left out of the group, excluded?
Given the boot
when you knew you should have been a shoo-in?
Like some ancient Druid
was pursuant to ruin your life
With a curse but worse
He brought his whole damn crew in
And now it's high noon
And you're a target to shoot at
This school's a battlefield
No wonder you're truant!
They alway look at you and
They boo at what youre doing
And you go off like a bomb
At the Olympics in Munich.
Nah, you're just an extraterrestrial,
Less than respectable
You'll never get to get the girl
You're just a jester at the festival
I guess it'd be acceptable,
To peg your head with vegetables
And kick you in the testicles
And best of all let you know
That you're a filthy dog
And you'll never be best in show
So why the abuse?
'Cause all a bully needs is another excuse
Planet Earth I need a friend
'Cause Im on the outside looking in
I'm an Alien
I'm just an Alien
Feeling lost but never found,
'Til I found myself being pushed around
I'm an Alien
Yes, I'm an Alien
I'mma be honest, it gets better I promise
So don't let them ground you down
To a pound of sawdust
Stay on stage the longest 'til the gong hits
And everybody comments on their fondness
Of your polish and your overall knowledge
Remain calmest and abolish your modesty
'Cause honestly you gotta be positive
You're a prodigy!
You show the world
That you're not one to mess with
It's a broken home
That makes these bastards aggressive
You can expect to get rejected
Neglected, stripped, naked and
Tested until they reckon
You feel terrible because nothing is comparable
Violence ain't the answer
But the pain is unbearable
You're nice and jaded from being isolated
Now you coast through life feeling twice as hated
So why t