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Season 2009

Two brothers who reconnected via YouTube and now connect with hundreds of thousands of awesome people every day.

Where to Watch Season 2009

182 Episodes

  • Brotherhood 2.0.0.9
    E1
    Brotherhood 2.0.0.9In which hank introduces Nerdfighting in 2009 (by invoking his self from exactly two years ago.)
  • Giraffe Love and Other Questions ANSWERED
    E2
    Giraffe Love and Other Questions ANSWEREDIn which John answers questions beginning with "Are you," and in doing so answers questions about the mating habits of giraffes, his books, England's King James II, and many other topics.
  • Israel. Gaza. PUPPY!
    E3
    Israel. Gaza. PUPPY!In which John talks about Israel and Palestine, and the Israel's recent invasion of the Gaza Strip in response to rocket attacks from Hamas. Obviously no four-minute video can do the topic justice; we'll continue the conversation in comments, hopefully with some thoughtfulness and empathy.
  • The Rock-Afire Explosion Controversy
    E4
    The Rock-Afire Explosion ControversyIn which Hank discusses the merits of robotic musicians.
  • Hank Green: Behind the Music
    E5
    Hank Green: Behind the MusicIn which VH1 (ok, it's just me) goes behind the scenes for a look at the creation of So Jokes.
  • SOMALI PIRATES! France Penetrates Chad!
    E6
    SOMALI PIRATES! France Penetrates Chad!In which John discusses war and upheaval and pirates in the African nations of Somalia and Chad. Let's continue the conversation in comments.
  • Beanie John's Love Advice
    E7
    Beanie John's Love AdviceIn which John reads from his real middle school diary while wearing a propeller beanie, and, in doing so, shares some relationship advice.
  • TIny Cars SUCK!
    E8
    TIny Cars SUCK!Song Wednesdays Return!!!
  • Hank Green from the Detroit Auto Show
    E9
    Hank Green from the Detroit Auto ShowIn which Hank talks about green cars from NAIAS 2009.
  • PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA Inaugurated: Some Historical Background
    E10
    PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA Inaugurated: Some Historical BackgroundIn which John discusses what will happen on Tuesday when Barack Obama is inaugurated the 44th President of the United States of America, whose Bible Obama will swear upon, and whether his inaugural address will be good. Also, John dishes a bit of inauguration history.
  • Hank's Journal!!!
    E11
    Hank's Journal!!!You asked for it...Hank delves into his high school journal and is actually pretty surprised by what he uncovers.
  • Google Verb! A Meme.
    E12
    Google Verb! A Meme.GOOGLE MEME!
  • Puppet Santa Dance Party / Hard Times in Book Publishing
    E13
    Puppet Santa Dance Party / Hard Times in Book PublishingIn which John writes about the difficulties in the book publishing business while Argyle the sock puppet and black Santa dance to a song from Hank's album "So Jokes."
  • Before Looking for Alaska...
    E14
    Before Looking for Alaska......there was "The Best New Years Resolution Ever Happy New Year Streamers," one of my earlier books. I still write books. Try, for instance, http://www.tinyurl.com/papertowns
  • Stock Adviser (Via Britney)
    E15
    Stock Adviser (Via Britney)My first album (without this song, but with lots of other good ones) is available at http://www.DFTBA.com. We're running low on stock though, you should should go get it while you can. In which Hank lip syncs to a song Katherine sings but he wrote the words to even though the music was written by someone else and originally sung by Britney Spears.
  • There's a Solar Farm in My HANDS!!!
    E16
    There's a Solar Farm in My HANDS!!!In which Hank gets rather absurdly excited about this cool little application that GE put together using some open source tools.
  • Super Bowl Analysis from an Idiot
    E17
    Super Bowl Analysis from an IdiotIn which John talks about his belief that the Arizona Cardinals will lose the Super Bowl to the Pittsburgh Steelers not because they are the inferior team but because they have the inferior mascot. And then indulges his fascination with Twilight for a bit.
  • Five Parts
    E18
    Five Parts1. Bad at Parts 2. New Intro 3. Emily 4. The Disreputable history of Frankie Landau-Banks 5. Hank Sock
  • 51 Jokes (in Four Minutes)
    E19
    51 Jokes (in Four Minutes)How many jokes can you tell in four minutes? It's hard to squeeze 'em in, but here Hank is telling 51 jokes (all submitted by nerdfighters) in less than four minutes.
  • All Aboard the Fail Boat
    E20
    All Aboard the Fail BoatIn which a fail boat captained by a peg-legged westie takes us on a journey through worldsuck at the Vatican and the horrific wildfires in Victoria Australia.
  • Paper Towns Tastic Question Tuesday
    E21
    Paper Towns Tastic Question TuesdayIn which John answers real questions from real nerdfighters about his new novel "Paper Towns" as part of the Nerdfighter Blurbing Book Club. There are actual several more questions to be answered--look for that video Friday or Saturday. Leave your questions for week-after-next's question Tuesday in comments.
  • A Song About an Anglerfish
    E22
    A Song About an AnglerfishUh....it's a song about an Anglerfish.... And yes, it sounds like TMBG...all songs should.
  • Stimulus Plan Explained
    E23
    Stimulus Plan ExplainedIn which John discusses the financial crisis, recessions, and the fiscal stimulus bill just passed by the US Congress and expected to be signed by President Obama. And John Maynard Keynes. Oh, and he brags about his Academic Decathalon bronze medal. Oh and if you're wondering why I'm not talking about CEO compensation and corporate jets, it's because they aren't EVEN SLIGHTLY relevant to the health of the American economy.
  • Winners and Winners and Ningmasters
    E24
    Winners and Winners and NingmastersFirst...this isn't late...youtube was undergoing maintenence! The song while I'm putting on shirts is an unreleased song by Tom Milsom http://www.youtube.com/hexachordal It will be on his next album and only gets awesomer after the first ten seconds.
  • Fake Movie Talk With A Sock
    E25
    Fake Movie Talk With A SockIn which Hank Sock's accent changes like four times while he and Hank discuss movies and the outcome of Harrison's proposal.
  • Paper Towns and PUPPY
    E26
    Paper Towns and PUPPYIn which past John, present John, and Bubbles the Nerdfighting Puppy (aka Willy) answer questions from Nerdfighters about Paper Towns.
  • Big Oil RIPS YOU OFF -- via Unfair Mathematics
    E27
    Big Oil RIPS YOU OFF -- via Unfair MathematicsIn which John discusses rounding in math and how oil companies use it to cheat you out of millions of pennies on your gasoline purchases.
  • How to Make Guys Like You
    E28
    How to Make Guys Like YouIn which John discusses the six ways that girls can get guys to like them, and in the process talks about gender constructions and ee cummings and world of warcraft and twilight and giraffe sex. Romantic advice at its very finest.
  • I Know (A Song in Ten Words)
    E29
    I Know (A Song in Ten Words)This song only has ten words.
  • Free Will Fetish
    E30
    Free Will FetishIn which John discuses the role that Rene DesCartes' fetish for cross-eyed women played in his philosophy regarding free will and the relationship between mind and body. (Really. Turns out philosophers are totally kinky!)
  • Eating Man Meat
    E31
    Eating Man MeatIn which Hank discusses vegetarianism...and why we should all have a little more of it.
  • Truth or Fail! START HERE
    E32
    Truth or Fail! START HEREThe new nerdfighter game Truth or Fail--in which nerdfighters answer questions about nerdfighting in the pursuit of fabulous prizes--BEGINS RIGHT HERE. (I hope this works.)
  • PEEPS for Bangladesh
    E33
    PEEPS for BangladeshIn which John discusses the relationship between intimacy and empathy, and offers to eat peeps for the public good. Right now, money that nerdfighters donated last year is building a pond sand filter that can give an entire village clean water for years. For every 10 dollars donated, I will eat 1 peep on March 23rd. If I fail, the consequences will be dire.
  • How to Get Girls to Like You
    E34
    How to Get Girls to Like YouIn which John discusses how guys might more effectively woo girls (particularly nerd girls, who demand to be imagined complexly). Also why he does not sing.
  • I'm Not Edward Cullen: A Song
    E35
    I'm Not Edward Cullen: A SongIn which Hank and Katherine Sing about how hard it is to live up to the example of a perfectly beautiful, perpetually-seventeen, bodily-functionless, millionaire vampire (who owns a freaking Aston Martin for crap's sake!)
  • Lighting a candle for Rwanda
    E36
    Lighting a candle for RwandaIn which John talks about genocide and accidentally lies about his age due to sleep deprivation.
  • Lighting Candles for Rwanda
    E37
    Lighting Candles for RwandaSend the video via YouSendIt.com to [email protected]
  • Dr. Manhattan's Dangle and Brain Crack
    E38
    Dr. Manhattan's Dangle and Brain Crack
  • John Loves Amsterdam
    E39
    John Loves AmsterdamIn which John celebrates an awesome week in the Netherlands while extolling the virtues of bitterballs, Dutch schools, and Amsterdam's public transport. He also butchers some Dutch words, because that's one of his things. Thanks to all the nerdfighters who made the Amsterdam gathering so amazing!
  • Peeps! Prom! Puppy!
    E40
    Peeps! Prom! Puppy!In which John discusses eating Peeps for Bangladesh, asks someone to Prom, shares some amazing nerdfightastic photographs from the ning, and shares gratuitous footage of his Westie puppy.
  • Squirrel Attack!
    E41
    Squirrel Attack!In which hank sings a song about Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the Homicidal Squirrel.
  • Tiny Chickens Cause Epic Fail
    E42
    Tiny Chickens Cause Epic FailIn which John Green epically fails to eat 102 peeps because of an attack by tiny chickens. Sorry. Real news next Sunday.
  • A Few Of My Favorite Things
    E43
    A Few Of My Favorite ThingsAANNNND I'm Upside Down...and my images aren't working right. Sorry about that, but it's already 2 AM and I've got a big day ahead of me tomorrow ;-). I have no idea how to fix it anyway...
  • HANKROLL'd
    E44
    HANKROLL'dIn which Hank Covers the Rick Roll and dresses like Carrie Bradshaw
  • The EVIL BABY ORPHANAGE Returns for North Korea
    E45
    The EVIL BABY ORPHANAGE Returns for North KoreaIn which John resurrects the Evil Baby Orphanage in an attempt to confront Kim Jong Il, who just ordered the launch of a long-range missile, angering the entire world.
  • Become a Time Traveller TODAY!
    E46
    Become a Time Traveller TODAY!In which Hank talks about evil babies, books and time travel.
  • It All Makes Sense at the End
    E47
    It All Makes Sense at the EndA Song from Hank...though, not your usual fare, so be wary.
  • The Death of Youtube?? Redesign Coming
    E48
    The Death of Youtube?? Redesign ComingIn which John discusses the coming youtube redesign, which will reportedly emphasize television shows and feature films over user-generated content in order to improve advertising revenue--and in which John also tries to prove that HE CAN SELL LUCKY CHARMS, TOO.
  • The World's Largest Balls
    E49
    The World's Largest BallsIn which John discusses the world's largest balls--of stamps, of paint, of twine, and more. Such roadside attractions were once important in Paper Towns. Now I get to use them for this at least.
  • The Day the YouTubes Died
    E50
    The Day the YouTubes DiedI Started Vlogin'!! We're all interested to see the YouTube redesign that tomorrow will bring. This song is just to have a little fun with the site changes and not meant to be super serious.
  • Weekend of Surreality
    E51
    Weekend of SurrealityIn which John learns that Ashton Kutcher is following him on Twitter, that Peter Yarrow is really nice, and that marriages can begin inside of elephants--all in one weekend.
  • Question Tuesday
    E52
    Question TuesdayIn which John answers real questions from real nerdfighters on topics from romance to the paper towns movie deal.
  • DFTBA
    E53
    DFTBAIn which Hank raps.
  • Saturday Video?!?!?!
    E54
    Saturday Video?!?!?!In which John makes a Saturday video, answering questions about zebras, monkeys, nerdfighterlike, the Mountain Goats, and several other topics.
  • Peanut Butter Face Discusses Sri Lanka
    E55
    Peanut Butter Face Discusses Sri LankaIn which John reprises his role as peanut butter face in an attempt to make people interested in the ongoing Civil War in Sri Lanka between the Tamil Tigers and the government. Breaking developments in annotations.
  • 10 Book Reviews in 4 Minutes
    E56
    10 Book Reviews in 4 MinutesTalking fast comes in handy when I lose my camera charger and need to review ten books in four minutes.
  • A GOAT GIVING BIRTH
    E57
    A GOAT GIVING BIRTHSeriously...if you don't want to see a goat giving birth, don't watch this video. Congratulations to Christie the Goat! Thanks to Michael Aranda for the help arranging this one
  • Important (Temporary) Video
    E58
    Important (Temporary) VideoI REPEAT: HANK'S BIRTHDAY IS ON MAY 5TH! PREPARE!
  • Oinkbarf Pandemic! An Intellectual Response to Swine Flu
    E59
    Oinkbarf Pandemic! An Intellectual Response to Swine FluIn which John talks about our fear of oblivion, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and oinkbarf (aka H1N1).
  • HANKO DE MAYO! Happy Birthday Hank!
    E60
    HANKO DE MAYO! Happy Birthday Hank!In which John wishes Hank a very Rock-Afire Birthday.
  • Dead Boy's Girlfriend
    E61
    Dead Boy's GirlfriendA Harry Potter Song In honor of Goblet of Fire and LeakyCon
  • Star Trek: The Movie, Review
    E62
    Star Trek: The Movie, ReviewIn which Hank talks about Star Trek for four minutes...because he is a nerd.
  • What Could You Do with a Poe Bust?!
    E63
    What Could You Do with a Poe Bust?!In which John, having won the Edgar Allan Poe Award from his new book Paper Towns, explores what you can do with a Poe bust.
  • My Birthday Rocks
    E64
    My Birthday RocksIn which Hank opens lots of mail
  • GREEN SCREEN!!!!
    E65
    GREEN SCREEN!!!!In which Hank Plays around with his green screen
  • Burma! Myanmar? BURMA!
    E66
    Burma! Myanmar? BURMA!In which John discusses the political situation in Burma and the arrest of Aung San Suu Kyi by the military junta.
  • Question Tuesday!
    E67
    Question Tuesday!
  • Ulcerative Colitis: A Song
    E68
    Ulcerative Colitis: A Song
  • WROCK!
    E69
    WROCK!In which John talks about Leakycon and the magic of wizard rock. The song is "Dumbledore," from the Wizard Rock legends Harry and the Potters. You need to own this song: http://harryandthepotters.com/
  • A Message to the Class of 2009
    E70
    A Message to the Class of 2009All Graduation Speeches should be this short. HAPPY GRADUATION Y'ALL!
  • Open Letters
    E71
    Open LettersIn which Hank writes (and reads) letters to his knees, his friends, two cities, one television personality, North Korea and Lilacs.
  • DFTBA Street Team In Your Pants
    E72
    DFTBA Street Team In Your Pants
  • LeakyCon Fun!
    E73
    LeakyCon Fun!I just had a bunch of footage from LeakyCon that I wanted to share. Pop Up Video Style.
  • Protons and Neutrons: A Song
    E74
    Protons and Neutrons: A SongIn which Hank sings a song about the world we don't see.
  • JOHN'S PUNISHMENT! Eating Carl's Jr John's Way
    E75
    JOHN'S PUNISHMENT! Eating Carl's Jr John's WayGo to Nerdfighters.com now to vote on your (least) favorite recipe.
  • I Will Call Him Louis: Australia Rocks!
    E76
    I Will Call Him Louis: Australia Rocks!In which John goes to Australia.
  • WIDE ANGLE LENS! And Not Eating Fat Sandwiches
    E77
    WIDE ANGLE LENS! And Not Eating Fat SandwichesFor those of you who are curious, the Vlogbrothers both use Canon HV30s, the best pro-am Mini-DV camcorder in existence.
  • Eating a FAT SANDWICH
    E78
    Eating a FAT SANDWICHIn which John eats a strawberry-flavored fat sandwich to show how disgusting Carl's Jr. really is (no matter what some youtubelebrities were paid to tell you). Fast food is delicious. And then it destroys you. Anyway, as annoying as it was to vomit strawberry-flavored fat sandwich, uploading this video was even more annoying. So hopefully it works now!
  • Iran Election Fraud: 5 Reasons to Doubt the Results
    E79
    Iran Election Fraud: 5 Reasons to Doubt the ResultsIn which John discusses the Iranian presidential election. Incumbent President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was reelected by a landslide over (quasi-) reformist Mir Hussein Moussavi, but I argue that there are at least five reasons to doubt the results.
  • Half a Beard
    E80
    Half a BeardIn which John shaves half his beard in an attempt to please everyone, and then discusses the vlogbrothers 2009 Fitness Challenge.
  • The Fathers of the Founding Fathers
    E81
    The Fathers of the Founding FathersHAPPY FATHERS DAY!
  • Neck Beards and Fitness Challenges
    E82
    Neck Beards and Fitness ChallengesIn which Hank rambles...and it's fun.
  • The World Sucks: Help it Suck Less
    E83
    The World Sucks: Help it Suck LessIn which John helps Hank help YouTube announce a startlingly awesome new program called Video Volunteers.
  • Fighting the Flame War!
    E84
    Fighting the Flame War!In which Hank answers comments from non-nerdfighters.
  • LOLCat with a Ball Bat
    E85
    LOLCat with a Ball Bat
  • GAY is NOT an INSULT
    E86
    GAY is NOT an INSULTIn which John responds to some comments, points out the difference between your and you're, and explains why calling him gay is not insulting.
  • Nerdfighter MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
    E87
    Nerdfighter MARRIAGE PROPOSALIn which John asks a nerdfighter to marry another nerdfighter (and answers other questions).
  • Most Subscribed: A Song
    E88
    Most Subscribed: A Song
  • TRUTH OR FAIL!!! Episode 2 (New and Improved)
    E89
    TRUTH OR FAIL!!! Episode 2 (New and Improved)In which I explain the rules of the New Truth or Fail: We give you two facts, you pick the truth, or you fail.
  • Sarah Palin Resigning! Four Possible Reasons Why
    E90
    Sarah Palin Resigning! Four Possible Reasons WhyIn which John discusses Alaska governor Sarah Palin and her unexpected resignation announcement. Did she quit because not quitting would be quitting? Or to run for President? Or to make money? Or because of some brewing ethics scandal? I'm sure you'll let me know your opinions in comments.
  • Too Much Love will KILL YOU
    E91
    Too Much Love will KILL YOUSeriously...we need to think about caring differently. We'll never be able to love everyone like we love the people close to us, we can't and we shouldn't. So let's understand the ways in which we care for everyone, so we can get rid of some of the guilt and replace it with actual effective change.
  • The Katherine is a Master of Science!
    E92
    The Katherine is a Master of Science!In which Hank's Wife gets her degree, and then goes to a baseball game.
  • Chewbacca for President! Let the Wookie Win!
    E93
    Chewbacca for President! Let the Wookie Win!In which John discusses the hurdles to Chewbacca becoming President of the United States in 2012--and also discusses how wookies can jump any hurdle.
  • On Iran, Islam, and Amazingly Stupid Comments
    E94
    On Iran, Islam, and Amazingly Stupid CommentsIn which John discusses the continuing protests in Iran against the rigged election there, why it matters for all of us, and some commenters' consistent failure to understand that Islam (like any religion) is not a monolith.
  • Sell Outs!
    E95
    Sell Outs!In which John discusses selling out and asks for guidance from the nerdfighters.
  • This Isn't Hogwarts! A Harry Potter Song
    E96
    This Isn't Hogwarts! A Harry Potter SongHank's (apparently annual) Harry Potter Song!
  • Selling Out, Chewbacca and Taking Leave
    E97
    Selling Out, Chewbacca and Taking LeaveJust my thoughts on youtube, chewbacca and awesome music.
  • Harry Potter Nerds Win at Life
    E98
    Harry Potter Nerds Win at LifeIn which John discusses his excitement over the Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince movie, the benefits of nerd life, and Hank's resemblance to Perez Hilton according to http://www.20q.net/
  • Twenty Questions and Michael Collins
    E99
    Twenty Questions and Michael CollinsIn which Hank talks about the unsung Apollo Astronaut and why he is, for some reason, guessed as lame people on 20q.net.
  • Truth or Fail with John! Famous Authors Edition
    E100
    Truth or Fail with John! Famous Authors EditionIn which John tells you two facts about famous authors and you guess the truth, or you FAIL!
  • 50 MORE JOKES in FOUR MINUTES
    E101
    50 MORE JOKES in FOUR MINUTESIn which Hank tells jokes, a lot of them, in as little time as possible. Also...I'm living in a hotel room.
  • Volunteering (In Your Pants)
    E102
    Volunteering (In Your Pants)In which John Green discusses the paucity of books (in your pants) in the refugee camps of Chad.
  • Love and Romance Questions ANSWERED
    E103
    Love and Romance Questions ANSWEREDIn which John answers real questions about love, relationships, like-liking, first kisses, the fear of rejection, boyfriends, girlfriends, and porposing.
  • Mules are so Half-Ass
    E104
    Mules are so Half-AssIn which Hank makes a video with his still camera because his video camera borked! And sings a song...and writes on the bottom of hotel-room furniture (don't tell anyone!)
  • ANNOUNCING: Global Geek Week!!!
    E105
    ANNOUNCING: Global Geek Week!!!http://www.globalgeekweek.com
  • Twitter Games and Truth or Fail
    E106
    Twitter Games and Truth or FailIn which Hank is thankful to be home, announces his twitter at http://www.twitter.com/hankgreen and starts off the shark week edition of Truth or Fail!
  • Robert Pattinson and DJ Railstone
    E107
    Robert Pattinson and DJ RailstoneIn which John wonders to what extent Twilight star and megahunk Robert Pattinson, aka R Pattz, is real--and also explores the surprising similarities between Holden Caulfield and Flava Flav.
  • HipPOTATOmus
    E108
    HipPOTATOmusIn which John discusses the Philo Apple Farm's amazing cooking school, the Hippotatmus phenomenon, the 2009 Nerdfighter Fitness Challenge, and cows. No, it's not punishable. It's before midnight where I am--a rule Hank has used repeatedly in 2009.
  • The Island of Nerdfighteria?
    E109
    The Island of Nerdfighteria?In which John talks private islands, 100,000 subscribers, and charity. Leave your charity suggestions in comments; the most popular gets $1,000 from Willy and me.
  • Vegetables that look like Penises
    E110
    Vegetables that look like PenisesOK...this is only a little bit embarrassing. It's a song about vegetables that look like penises...hopefully it won't get flagged I mean...they're just vegetables!
  • Health Care Overhaul Summarized Via MASSIVE PIG
    E111
    Health Care Overhaul Summarized Via MASSIVE PIGIn which John sweats through his shirt while discussing the American health care system and various proposals for reform, including the public option, nonprofit health insurance cooperatives, and continuing to feed the pig.
  • The Political Situation at the County Fair
    E112
    The Political Situation at the County FairIn which Hank discusses Health Care, Cash for Clunkers, the Democratic Party, the American Political System and Political Punditry using examples from the county fair.
  • Truth or Fail: John Green Books
    E113
    Truth or Fail: John Green BooksIn which John gives you two facts that you could know from real life, but you also might know from reading his books, and you pick the true one, or you fail. For more shenanigans, visit http://www.youtube.com/truthorfail
  • HAPPY JOHN DAY!!!
    E114
    HAPPY JOHN DAY!!!In which the Nerdfighters wish John a Happy Birthday!!
  • The Gift of Gary Busey
    E115
    The Gift of Gary BuseyIn which John discusses his amazing birthday present, the Gary Busey Family Portrait, the real motivation for making stuff for people, and quotes William Faulkner for perhaps the fifth time in this video blog project.
  • DEMOLITION DERBY!
    E116
    DEMOLITION DERBY!In which Hank sings about the Demolition Derby and how he very much enjoys seeing old cars crash into eachother and get destroyed.
  • 100 QUESTIONS ANSWERED!!!!!!!
    E117
    100 QUESTIONS ANSWERED!!!!!!!In which John Green answers 100 questions in less than four minutes while wearing the shirt that was his worst impulse buy.
  • I AM COMPUTER MAN!!!
    E118
    I AM COMPUTER MAN!!!In which Hank just talks...and does his best to be entertaining with it.
  • WTF IS GOING ON!!!
    E119
    WTF IS GOING ON!!!In which Hank acts really strangely...in the name of awesome.
  • How To (Not) Demolish a Wall
    E120
    How To (Not) Demolish a WallIn which John shows you how to fail at tearing down a wall in Six Easy Steps.
  • My Puppy's SECRET SHAME (and Paper Towns)
    E121
    My Puppy's SECRET SHAME (and Paper Towns)In which John discusses his dog Willy's shameful tail, the paperback release of his new book Paper Towns, and the movie adaptation of the book. I will read all of your 10-word comments and pick one each day for the next two weeks!
  • Television Crime Shows Suck
    E122
    Television Crime Shows SuckThe plot to every television crime drama summarized in a two-minute song. You can now officially stop watching CSI...because you already know how it's going to end.
  • Special Friday Video! (On Saturday)
    E123
    Special Friday Video! (On Saturday)In which John discusses The Great Wall of Fail, contest winners, why we like repetitive crime shows like CSI, Toms, and contest winners. Contest winners: Send us a message or email with your address.
  • Sex, Sports, and Caster Semenya
    E124
    Sex, Sports, and Caster SemenyaIn which John discusses track star Caster Semenya, sports, sexual identification, internal testes, the ambiguity inherent to life, and the arbitrary rules of a sport that cannot accommodate such ambiguity.
  • Internetless in Maine
    E125
    Internetless in MaineHank, on vacation in Maine, realizes that he's somehow ended up in a place that doesn't even have phones, nevermind internet. First, that makes him scared...then it makes him think.
  • #@$%#!!! From Maine
    E126
    #@$%#!!! From MaineIn which Hank is Angry.
  • Health Care Reform: The Hank Factor
    E127
    Health Care Reform: The Hank FactorIn which John, who is kind of a fiscal conservative, uses the example of Hank to show how the current American health care system disincentivizes economic growth and entrepreneurship and argues that a public insurance option (even like the hodgepodge one in Montana) does not result in public bankruptcy but a more efficient and productive economy.
  • Paper Towns in Paperback: A How-to Guide
    E128
    Paper Towns in Paperback: A How-to GuideIn which John Green discusses various ways that you can own the paperback of his novel "Paper Towns," which came out today. Thanks, nerdfighters.
  • Where's Margo! A Nerdfighter Event!
    E129
    Where's Margo! A Nerdfighter Event!In which Hank sings a song that Nerdfighters helped him write and shows a video that Nerdfighters helped him make. All because of a book John Green wrote.
  • Fake John Green : New Album : Shirts
    E130
    Fake John Green : New Album : Shirts
  • TV For Chickens
    E131
    TV For ChickensIn which John discusses contemporary art, television, chickens, poultry farms, and the artwork of Tea Makipaa. Makipaa's videos are available for free to poultry farmers in Finland. The farms in which she showed the video were "cage free" and "free range" but still totally depressing.
  • Paper Towns Winners and Ningmasters
    E132
    Paper Towns Winners and Ningmasters
  • DFTBA TAKEOVER!!!
    E133
    DFTBA TAKEOVER!!!In which Hank talks about DFTBA taking over YouTube, hand gestures, Rhett and Link, and his possible tour.
  • 13 SEVERED HANDS! (1)
    E134
    13 SEVERED HANDS! (1)In which Hank discusses the 13 severed hands of Star Wars. Thanks to the genius at Run Leia Run for helping me get all my facts in order.
  • Truth or Fail: DRUGS!
    E135
    Truth or Fail: DRUGS!In which Hank hopes you don't know too much about drugs...but let's admit it...knowledge is power. DON'T DO DRUGS YO!
  • NERD ALERT: Presidential Last Words
    E136
    NERD ALERT: Presidential Last WordsIn which John proves his nerdiness by reciting the final utterances of every dead American President (except for the few whose last words are unknown).
  • Victoria Beckham In Your Pants
    E137
    Victoria Beckham In Your Pants
  • Nerdfighteria Island
    E138
    Nerdfighteria IslandLyrics by Alan (http://youtube.com/fallofautumndistro) and Monica (http://www.youtube.com/shortsisters756) Music by Tom Milsom ( http://youtube.com/hexachordal )
  • Puppy Elephant Defends Capitalism
    E139
    Puppy Elephant Defends CapitalismIn which John defends capitalism, the free market, and economic growth with the help of Bubbles the Nerdfighting Puppy, who suffered the emasculation and humiliation of an elephant costume with great aplomb.
  • Nine Die in Georgia Floods - Kanye is a Jackass
    E140
    Nine Die in Georgia Floods - Kanye is a JackassIn which Hank talks about rivers in Georgia, ignores Kanye West (which we all should be doing) and discusses the environmental reasons for increased flooding and drought.
  • Customer Service A$$H()|3s!!!!
    E141
    Customer Service A$$H()|3s!!!!In which Hank discusses the rise of Asshole Production Programs (or APPs) which are making the world a lamer place for us all.
  • The Balloon Boy Hoax
    E142
    The Balloon Boy HoaxIn which John discusses what the Balloon Boy Hoax says about Us. And also notes that he's not surprised that the Today Show made Falcon Heene Puke, since it makes John Green puke as well.
  • The Bella Twins Like Paper Towns
    E143
    The Bella Twins Like Paper TownsIn which John is grateful to the nerdfighters (and the Bella Twins) for helping make his book Paper Towns the top choice on the Teens Top Ten list. Check out the rest of the list: http://bit.ly/3D1DpJ
  • Balloon Boy: A Short Song
    E144
    Balloon Boy: A Short SongIn which Hank is embarassed to sing a song about Balloon Boy Falcon Heene.
  • The Top 10 Greatest Hoaxes of All Time
    E145
    The Top 10 Greatest Hoaxes of All TimeWe like to pretend like we're hard to fool...but we're not. The entire world has been fooled lots of times. All it takes is a good story and some clever staging. I don't think we should worry about it so much. Alien autopsies, moon people, mermaids, and more, we get fooled a lot.
  • Truth or Fail: HOAXES!
    E146
    Truth or Fail: HOAXES!I got so obsessed with all of these hoaxes that I made a truth or fail episode about them. Hope you enjoy!
  • Fame: The Road Trip
    E147
    Fame: The Road TripIn which John and Sarah go to The Container Store and discuss fame, and end up deciding that if Lindsay Lohan is your silverback gorilla, you've got problems.
  • We Win When Everyone Wins
    E148
    We Win When Everyone WinsIn which Hank talks about tribes and the Congo.
  • Mad Science with Dr. Horrible (Hank)
    E149
    Mad Science with Dr. Horrible (Hank)In which Hank dresses up like Dr. Horrible and asks the nerdfighters to help a real scientist with real science!
  • EMBARASSMENT: The Live Show
    E150
    EMBARASSMENT: The Live ShowIn which Hank shows off a box of treasures from his youth...including diaries and embarassing photos of both himself and his brother. Seriously, you don't want to miss this. http://www.livestream.com/hankandjohn
  • Truth or Fail: Halloween!
    E151
    Truth or Fail: Halloween!In which John tells you two purported facts about Halloween and you pick the Truth....or you FAIL!
  • Vegas Baby...It's like...well. Hrmm
    E152
    Vegas Baby...It's like...well. HrmmIn which Hank Reveals that he isn't really such a big fan of the Vegas Strip.
  • NaNoWriMo!!!
    E153
    NaNoWriMo!!!In which John reveals he will be attempting NaNoWriMo, also known as National Novel Writing Month, a crazy adventure undertaken by many nerdfighters in which people try to write a 50,000 word draft of a novel in a single month.
  • This Machine Pwns n00bs!
    E154
    This Machine Pwns n00bs!In which John talks about how much he loves Hank's new album. It's funny. It's smart. And it says more than you might think about being a person. And does jumping jacks, push ups, and dance moves to "A Song about An Anglerfish."
  • Please Buy My Album (A Song / Medley)
    E155
    Please Buy My Album (A Song / Medley)In which Hank plays a song about his songs... The art is by sharkeyejones: http://www.youtube.com/sharkeyejones and comes free on the back of the This Machine Pwns n00bs poster.
  • The TOUR DE HANK!!!
    E156
    The TOUR DE HANK!!!In which Hank discusses the particulars of This Machine Pwns n000bs (http://www.dftba.com/pwns) and the Tour de Hank Nerdfighter Tour! Also...he filmed this ENTIRE VLOG on a FREAKING CELL PHONE. I'm very excited about my new Droid. I really can't get over it...
  • H1N1 Vaccine Fears
    E157
    H1N1 Vaccine FearsIn which John discusses the (more complicated than it seemed) story of Desiree Jennings (whose name he gets wrong). He also discusses fears surrounding the swine flu vaccine, and the difficulty of comprehending that choosing the status quo is just as much a choice as choosing change.
  • ChartJackers, Chris, Touring and Duckies
    E158
    ChartJackers, Chris, Touring and Duckies
  • On a Plane - On the Ground
    E159
    On a Plane - On the GroundIn which Hank vlogs from planes and airports about octomom, first class, planes, gerbils, quadriplegics, and MORE!
  • Gus Is A Bug
    E160
    Gus Is A BugIn which John vlogs on a plane and on the ground about the children's book "Gus Is a Bug," which he hopes nerdfighteria can revive and reinvent. I know nothing else about the book, nerdfighters, so good luck!
  • Question Tuesday: The Free Money Edition
    E161
    Question Tuesday: The Free Money EditionIn which John answers real questions from real nerdfighters, discussing why he hates unicorns, secret siblings, the Serbian version of his books, who the eff Hank is, and the illusion that a discount is the same thing as free money.
  • Crazy Man is Crazy (with SEATTLE INFO!!)
    E162
    Crazy Man is Crazy (with SEATTLE INFO!!)In which Hank shows off some of the spoils of touring and (finally) drops the location for the Seattle show.
  • Hank in FAMY
    E163
    Hank in FAMYIn which John discusses Hank's impending punishment in the context of Thierry Henry's hand ball in the lead-up to a goal in Ireland and France's World Cup Qualifier. (I am not a die-hard Ireland supporter or anything; I just like fair play.) The "Are the new viewers gone yet" is stolen from my hero, Ze Frank: http://www.zefrank.com
  • 50 THINGS!! That I'm Thankful For
    E164
    50 THINGS!! That I'm Thankful ForIn which Hank celebrates Thanksgiving by listing 50 things that he's thankful for.
  • Things I'm Not Thankful For
    E165
    Things I'm Not Thankful ForBut Hanksgiving, the day before Thanksgiving, is all about ME! And the things that annoy me. I spend the whole YEAR being thankful. I get one day to complain.
  • John Reviews Twilight and New Moon
    E166
    John Reviews Twilight and New MoonIn which John discusses Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga in both its book and film form, discussing the Twilight phenomenon in a way that will surely anger both Twihards and the series' detractors, thus infuriating everyone and pleasing no one. Also discussed: vampires; Edward Cullen, his hotness; Jacob Black, his torso; romantic relationships, why adults shouldn't have them with teenagers; reading; books; and true love, a beautiful lie.
  • Shaving for Pakistan
    E167
    Shaving for PakistanIn which John shaves his Movember beard (into a Very Creeper Mustache) while discussing the political, social, and economic situations in Pakistan. Also, there is some discussion of Hank's forthcoming blenderized Target punishment.
  • This Machine Pwns n00bs: A Song
    E168
    This Machine Pwns n00bs: A SongThis Machine Pwns n00bs is available at http://www.dftba.com/hank-green
  • $40,000 of Red Balloons
    E169
    $40,000 of Red BalloonsIn which Hank challenges Nerdfighteria to find balloons.
  • LOSERS!!!!
    E170
    LOSERS!!!!In which John laments the nerdfighters' loss to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in the DARPA Red Balloon Challenge. (Teams had to find 10 balloons that were flying at undisclosed public locations around the United States.) We'll get you yet MIT! About Tycho Brahe: Tycho Brahe and Manderup Parsbjerg got in a duel over a question of mathematics, and Parsjberg chopped off Brahe's nose. Brahe wore a prosthetic nose made of precious metals for much of his life. -John
  • Announcing the 2009 Project for Awesome!!!
    E171
    Announcing the 2009 Project for Awesome!!!In which Hank talks about Balloons, then he acts weird, then he talks about the Project for Awesome, and then he talks about punishments.
  • ANNOUNCING! VidCon: Online Video IRL
    E172
    ANNOUNCING! VidCon: Online Video IRLIn which Hank talks about VidCon, the world's first ever community-based online video conference. Yes, all of the best and most successful of the new crop of social video makers will be gathering together in Los Angeles this summer from July 9th to July 11th. It will be the biggest and best gathering of video-based communities ever, and it's going to be an insane amount of fun.
  • Eyelash Malaria
    E173
    Eyelash MalariaIn which John discusses medications that thicken and lengthen eyelashes, malaria, and priorities of the free market in determining what sorts of drugs the pharmaceutical industry should develop.
  • In Which A Secret Is Revealed
    E174
    In Which A Secret Is RevealedIn which John discusses a long-held secret after answering questions about the 2009 Project for Awesome and giving some relationship advice.
  • Project for Awesome: The Nature Conservancy
    E175
    Project for Awesome: The Nature Conservancy
  • THE 2009 PROJECT FOR AWESOME!!!
    E176
    THE 2009 PROJECT FOR AWESOME!!!Sign up for the Project for Awesome email list at http://www.nerdfighters.com or at http://www.projectforawesome.com
  • Awesome Project Is Awesome
    E177
    Awesome Project Is AwesomeIn which John discusses the 2009 Project for Awesome and the future of nerdfighteria.
  • John and Hank Take on X-Scape!
    E178
    John and Hank Take on X-Scape!Go Karts, Video games, DDR, bowling, corndogs OMG OMG OMG. This place was so much fun. SO AWESOME!!! On tuesdays after three everything is unlimited (including all arcade games) for $10. I could've stayed for days.
  • Amazing Christmas Facts With John and Hank
    E179
    Amazing Christmas Facts With John and HankIn which John and Hank talk about the trivia of Christmas. FASCINATING!
  • How To Be a Nerdfighter: A Vlogbrothers FAQ
    E180
    How To Be a Nerdfighter: A Vlogbrothers FAQIn which John and Hank give a brief overview of the first three years of the vlogbrothers youtube channel, discussing, among other topics: Puppy sized elephants, the Yeti, the Katherine, their real jobs, nerdfighters, nerdfighteria, Hank's web site, John's books, John's refusal to blink, Ze Frank, decepticons, DFTBA, stuff on heads, gatherings, french the llama, puff levels, giant squids of angers, tiny chicken disease, secret siblings, in your pants, and other details of nerdfighteria.
  • Adorable Puppy Explains Health Care Bill
    E181
    Adorable Puppy Explains Health Care BillIn which John offers a summary of the health care reform bill that just passed the U.S. senate, discussing the insurance exchange market, pre-existing condition clauses, medicare taxes, and other fine points of the still-under-debate bill. Here's a good explanation of how the insurance exchanges will look like: http://bit.ly/eIwNE
  • The STUPIDEST NEWS STORIES of 2009 (a song)
    E182
    The STUPIDEST NEWS STORIES of 2009 (a song)In which Hank, Rhett and Link sing a song about the stupidest news stories of 2009. Including, but not limited to, drug scandals, sex scandals, balloon boys, pig epidemics, and more.

 

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