Unhappily Ever After
Season 3
TV-PG
The Malloys might seem like your average suburban family but things are far from normal. Jack and Jennie hardly speak to each other and their kids present a unique set of challenges. In addition, Jack hates his job. For advice and solitude Jack heads to the basement and turns to the only thing he trusts: Mr Floppy, a talking stuffed rabbit.
Where to Watch Season 3
22 Episodes
- Tiffany's RivalE1
Tiffany's RivalSmart, blond, tall and long-legged, not to mention equally devious, Sable hits the scene, and Tiffany is worried about having competition that is going to keep her on her toes. Dark secrets are exchanged in a game of detente. Only to get spilled. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star gets a whole new meaning. - Beach PartyE2
Beach PartySenior Ditch Day, and they're off to the beach. Tiffany has to hold her own against blond rival Sable as they compete for the attentions of a boy. Jennie wants to make up for her lost youth hanging with the cool kids. Watch out Frankie Avalon, this one spoofs old beach movies. - The Temptation of Jack
E4The Temptation of JackTiffany wants to get rid of Sable, who is literally moving in on her territory, and enlists the help of Jack, who gets snared in the claws of vamp Morgana, Sable's sexually aggressive Mom. Jack puts on his party pants, and Jennie is jealous. So is Mr. Floppy, of another one that wears pants. - Lightning BoyE5
Lightning BoyRyan is delusional after getting struck by lightning, and expects to have superhero powers. Behold, alter ego Lightning Boy prances about the kitchen in underwear that is outerwear. Jenny wants the experience to boost Ryan's confidence in himself. Everybody humors Ryan as he sets himself up for a confrontation with an earth-bound meteor. - Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!E6
Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!Inexplicably, out of character, Tiffany gets bitten by the bingo bug. Hooked as she is, she is now Mom's girl, and Jack falls out of favor as the parent of choice. How to win her back? And how will Mr. Floppy make unattainable Hollywood vixen Drew Barrymore jealous? - Rock 'n' RollE8
Rock 'n' RollLoser boy Ryan has a band. Thanks to hot sis Tiffany. Sleazy-looking record producer took one look at the haphazardly shot promo video, saw inadvertent walk-on redhead sister with the long, long legs, and signed on the loser band. See Ryan perform. Just try not to hear him squawk, er, sing. Then see Glorious Tiffany do the Gloria Estefan to the Miami - no, Malloy - Sound Machine. - The Tell-Tale LipstickE12
The Tell-Tale LipstickNarrowly escaping from getting run over by a bus - hapless Ryan is less lucky - Tiffany has a brush with death, causing her to question her existence. Realizing she hasn't really loved yet, she decides she'd better do something wild, something bad. No, not with boys. So, off to the fashion boutique, where bad girl Tiffany swipes a tube of lipstick. - Tiffany on the Wild SideE15
Tiffany on the Wild SideLike mother, like daughter. Tiffany dates a biker. Bikers now remind Jennie of her bad boy Beau Bobby Joe Satan, who once gave her the thrill ride of her life, but then dumped her with a promise of a phone call that never came. She tries to warn newly-minted leather lady Tiffany against giving her heart - not to mention anything more - to the devil-may-care Johnny Stompanado. For tomorrow's phone call never comes. - College!E21
College!Jack goes to a loan shark for the $18,000 for Tiffany to go to Harvard. But Tiffany turns down the Harvard scholarship and decides to go to Northridge Junior College with Ryan when she meets Professor Alfred, a professor there. She soon finds Professor Alfred is going to teach at Harvard and Mr. Monteleone is taking his spot.
