Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Season 7

TV-PG

A multi-generational family lives together under one roof.

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82 Episodes

Payneful Resolution Resolution
E1
Payneful Resolution ResolutionCJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Janine asks for a divorce after CJ starts to go out of control on barking at Malik after he confronts CJ about kissing Monica, Jazmine told Malik when she overheard and saw CJ and Janine arguing
Growing Paynes
E2
Growing PaynesJazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile when they see how their kids need them and how much they love each other.
Payne Protection
E3
Payne ProtectionMalik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.
Payneful Visit
E4
Payneful VisitClaretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.
Where There's a Will, There's a Way
E5
Where There's a Will, There's a WayAfter the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit.
Epic Fail
E6
Epic FailElla is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin realize it's the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didn't forget.
Praying for Attention
E7
Praying for AttentionC.J. and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapist's way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital
Shout Out
E8
Shout OutCJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.
Love Thy Neighbor
E9
Love Thy NeighborThe family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.
Dream Girls
E10
Dream GirlsThe family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, C.J. and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.
A Payneful Night Out
E11
A Payneful Night OutCurtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.
Payneful Assistance
E12
Payneful AssistanceMiranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.
House of Awkward
E13
House of AwkwardC.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up babysitting Christian and Floyd.
Brain Payne
E14
Brain PayneJayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible.
Foster Paynes
E15
Foster PaynesElla brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.
Talented Paynes
E16
Talented PaynesAs Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show.
Going, Going, Gone
E17
Going, Going, GoneJanine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.
Mother's Day Out
E18
Mother's Day OutDeshawn's mother shows up at the Paynes'; C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring.
So Hard to Say Goodbye
E19
So Hard to Say GoodbyeMalik is eager to leave for college but his extended family is more reluctantly except Jazmine who has plans for his room. Calvin finds himself to busy for simple chores leaving Miranda exhausted and creating a dangerous situation.
Payneful Rescue
E20
Payneful RescueThe aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.
A Mother's Payne
E21
A Mother's PayneElla's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.
Up from the Ashes
E22
Up from the AshesCalvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.
The Payne Gang
E23
The Payne GangCurtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangements.
The Gifted and the Grout
E24
The Gifted and the GroutDeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their condo.
Do the Fight Thing
E25
Do the Fight ThingDeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.
1096
E26
1096C.J. forgets Janine's 3-years-sober anniversary; Ella gets DeShawn an ugly outfit for school-picture day.
Number Five's Fight
E27
Number Five's FightTempers potentially flame up when CJ is forced to lay off firefighters because of budget cuts. Meanwhile, Calvin and Miranda are moving on up-they hope to move upstairs, stirring up household tension in the process.
The Best Surprise
E28
The Best SurpriseCalvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party; Curtis and Ella have trouble with the Homeowners Association.
Working Paynes
E29
Working PaynesC.J. hires Calvin, whose performance is disappointing; bored with retirement, Curtis takes up painting.
Curtis Jefferson
E30
Curtis JeffersonCurtis wakes up as a Jefferson.
Dead Wrong
E31
Dead WrongMiranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.
The Rich and Payneless
E32
The Rich and PaynelessCalvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.
Mentoring Paynes
E33
Mentoring PaynesJanine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.
Roommate Paynes
E34
Roommate PaynesC.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments
Pledging Paynes
E35
Pledging PaynesMalik gets hazed.
Help Me, Ella
E36
Help Me, EllaElla becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.
Paynefully Fit
E37
Paynefully FitCurtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.
Do the Hustle
E38
Do the HustleMiranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.
No More Payne
E39
No More PayneMiranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.
God Bless the Paynes
E40
God Bless the PaynesThe Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.
Do Or Die
E41
Do Or DieAfter Christian's Christening, The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's house. Unbeknownst to the family, as they prepare the meal, Calvin has been shot and is laying on C.J. and Janine's floor.
R.I.P - Rest In Payne
E42
R.I.P - Rest In PayneCalvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down
Payneful Survival
E43
Payneful SurvivalThe Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.
Payneful Recovery
E44
Payneful RecoveryCalvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.
House of Nightmares
E45
House of NightmaresCalvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two kids, a career and home. Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care and wants him to move in with them. Curtis prepares the house for Calvin.
In Payne
E46
In PayneA depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.
Payback
E47
PaybackCalvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from finding out.
Daddy Day Scare
E48
Daddy Day ScareC.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.Note: Beginning with this episode, Palmer Williams, Jr. , who portrays Floyd joins the main cast
Pills and Thrills
E49
Pills and ThrillsCalvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.
Scars of Payne
E50
Scars of PayneElla runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.
Payne vs. Payne
E51
Payne vs. PayneCurtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challenges C.J., C.J. decides to run himself. Meanwhile, Malik runs up his parent's credit card.
Guess Who Came to Breakfast
E52
Guess Who Came to BreakfastThe family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.
House of Force Closure
E53
House of Force ClosureCalvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.
If It Ain't Broke
E54
If It Ain't BrokeElla is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.
Neighborhood Crisis
E55
Neighborhood CrisisMalik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.
Down for the Count
E56
Down for the CountC.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.
Stop, Drop, and Roll
E57
Stop, Drop, and RollC.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.
No Pass, No Play
E58
No Pass, No PlayMalik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.
Payneful Injection
E59
Payneful InjectionMalik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the man away.
Batter Up
E60
Batter UpMiranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J.'s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine wants to join.
Payneful Matrimony
E61
Payneful MatrimonyMalik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.
What You Know About Me
E62
What You Know About MeC.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.
Right Turn
E63
Right TurnCurtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.
The Loan Ranger
E64
The Loan RangerMalik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.
Payneful Divorce
E65
Payneful DivorceMalik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.
Up to the Challenge
E66
Up to the ChallengeMalik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.
House of Sabotage
E67
House of SabotageJanine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.
Payneful Pop In
E68
Payneful Pop InCurtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a friend.
House of OMG
E69
House of OMGC.J. takes action when technology takes over the family.
Keep it Moving
E70
Keep it MovingC.J. coaches Jazmine's soccer team.
Bake, Rattle and Roll
E71
Bake, Rattle and RollCalvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.
Dodging Bullies
E72
Dodging BulliesJazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.
Payneful Distance
E73
Payneful DistanceCalvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.
Not in the Cards
E74
Not in the CardsFloyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and games. Jazmine lands herself in some serious trouble for talking during class time.
All Work and No Play
E75
All Work and No PlayCalvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.
Amazing Matriarchs
E76
Amazing MatriarchsElla receives news of the death of her mother Eunice.
The First Dance
E77
The First DanceJazmine ask CJ to go to the school dance with a boy.
The Invention of Trust
E78
The Invention of TrustFloyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.
Payneful Realization
E79
Payneful RealizationCalvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.
Trial and Tribulation
E80
Trial and TribulationCalvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.
The Call Back
E81
The Call BackCurtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.
All's Well
E82
All's WellCalvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or not.