

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Season 3
The lives and loves of five friends in the Northern town of Runcorn.
Where to Watch Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps • Season 3
10 Episodes
- Kangaroo
E3KangarooAfter a bit of thought and advice from her mum, and Janet, Donna decides that she should try something new with Gaz, but she doesn't realise he's gonna bring Munch home with him! Jonny realises he'll have to ask Janet's dad's permission to marry Janet, and David and Louise don't get off to a very good start in their relationship. - Hospikal
E5HospikalJonny goes to see Janet's dad to beg for his permission for their wedding, and discovers he has a secret, but its a bit of a different secret to the one he tells Janet! Munch finds Gaz unconscious in the garage, so he calls an ambulance, only to find out that he'd only got drunk, so there's definetly nothing wrong with him! Donna tricks Louise into forgiving her. - Dresses, Dresses, Dresses
E6Dresses, Dresses, DressesThe three girls go shopping for wedding dresses, financed by Pete. Janet wants to look radiant and chooses ugly dresses for the bridesmaids; they attempt to destroy them, which lands Janet with a bill for damages. However, Louise has a cunning plan which allows Janet to have the dress she wants at a knock-down price. Meanwhile, Jonny and Gaz steal a barrel of beer from outside the Archer but find that it only contains soapy water. - Fockin' Mokky Bokka
E7Fockin' Mokky BokkaDonna and Gaz find their peace disturbed by noisy neighbours who repeatedly play Dana records. Jonny agrees to get a job at a D.I.Y. store but is forced to quit after his female superiors sexually harass him. Louise decides to dress and act like a child to stop her from getting old, and David has a sensible talk with her. - Jammy Dodgers
E8Jammy DodgersAs they finally get round to sex after weeks of celibacy, Louise is rather overwhelmed to find that David goes like a train though he confesses that he is only giving her what he thinks she wants. Janet and Jonny start to worry over the fact that they rarely argue and Gaz suggests to Donna she has more nights out with the girls, so she she just goes out and stays outside the flat to fool him. - Dump
E9DumpJanet prepares her list of wedding presents, some of which are very expensive, so Jonny takes Donna to the local dump to find cheaper substitutes--mostly trash. However they do find a valuable collectors' item: a programme from the 1950 Cup Final; but Gaz burns it in disgust because Liverpool lost, thus throwing away the chance to make a lot of money. - Schluballybub
E10SchluballybubDavid gives Louise a plant to nurture as a love test, but she feels patronised and takes it the wrong way. Donna and Gaz also row after he accuses her of giving him sexual warts--which turn out to be piles. Donna and David, both feeling dejected, meet and talk. Feeling that Jonny no longer loves her, Janet packs her bags and leaves him.







