Two and a Half Men

Season 11

TV-14

34%

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Where to Watch Season 11

22 Episodes

Nangnangnangnang
E1
NangnangnangnangCharlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
E2
I Think I Banged Lucille BallAlan can't believe his luck, for once to Walden's romantic envy, when his ex Lyndsey, who left Alan for another, insists on 'meaningless' sex. Golddigger Evelyn has a ball with in-living filthy-rich near-terminal fellow libertarian Marty Pepper, but also has to take in late Charlie's daughter Jenny Harper.
This Unblessed Biscuit
E3
This Unblessed BiscuitWalden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
E4
Clank, Clank, Drunken SkankAlan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
E5
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
E6
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot PantsWalden dutifully agrees to attend one of his mother's monkey benefit dinners and even shouts eagerly begging Alan a $1000 plate on an unlikely quest to score a celebrity. Against expectations, Alan gets to meet his Wonder Woman heroine Lynda Carter and insists to be introduced to her. Walden agrees but starts doubting, as he feels his house-mate unworthy of almost anyone. Linda accepts, but only to kiss unprepared Walden.
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
E7
Some Kind of Lesbian ZombieWalden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
E8
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
E9
Numero Uno Accidente LawyerWalden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
E10
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand and Alan's transgender girlfriend's ex-wife hits on him. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the holidays, Alan receives a Japanese delicacy from Jake for Christmas, and Walden's Malibu house is alive with questionable Christmas carol lyrics.
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
E11
Tazed in the Lady NutsWalden finds a fired ex-employee, who hired him to write code for a new Internet project, to proud to accept his free improvements. Alan makes an even worse mess then else of himself after being bitten by a tick and trying to fix his swollen genitals himself, so Jenny and her girl must help him.
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
E12
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Bite Me, Supreme Court
E13
Bite Me, Supreme CourtAfter multimillionaire Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan throw him a bachelor party with several of his old friends (comedy legends Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence and Garry Marshall) who help him celebrate his last days of bachelorhood.
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
E14
Three Fingers of Creme de MentheAlan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
E15
Cab Fare and a Bottle of PenicillinAlan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
E16
How to Get Rid of Alan HarperWalden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
Welcome Home, Jake
E17
Welcome Home, JakeLyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
West Side Story
E18
West Side StoryWalden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
E19
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding ShangAfter reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
E20
Lotta Delis in Little ArmeniaAlan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
E21
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-LotWalden, Jenny & Barry travel to Colorado in Walden's private jet to reconnect with his 1st car. While there they take advantage of Colorado's legalization; Gretchen pushes Alan to reveal his identity to Larry. Alan gets down on 1 knee & proposes to Gretchen.
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
E22
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times AheadAlan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.