The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer

Season 1

TV-14

20%

Desmond Pfeiffer (the P is pronounced) was a Black British gentleman who was run out of England after being accused of cheating at cards. He takes a job as butler to the perpetually-horny Abraham Lincoln in the White House during the Civil War.

Where to Watch Season 1

9 Episodes

A.O.L.: Abe On-Line
E1
A.O.L.: Abe On-LineLincoln engages in ""telegraph sex"" with a woman he's never seen.
Up, Up and Away
E2
Up, Up and AwayDesmond, Nibblet and the President wind up trapped behind enemy lines after a freak accident with an observation balloon, and President Lincoln must dress in drag to escape Southern territory. Meanwhile, General Grant tries sobriety.
Saving Mr. Lincoln
E3
Saving Mr. LincolnWhen Lincoln falls ill before a meeting with Queen Victoria, Mary Todd decides to hire a body double to impersonate the president. Little does the body double know that she's got another use in mind for him.
Once Upon a Mistress
E4
Once Upon a MistressWhen foreign dignitaries bring their mistresses to visit, President Lincoln finds temptation in a gift from a foreign dignitary. Meanwhile, Nibblet concocts a tonic for Mary's migraines.
Pilot
E5
PilotAfter managing to get himself hired as President Lincoln's butler, Desmond Pfeiffer schemes to return to his native England.
Pigeon English
E6
Pigeon English
Kidnapped
E7
KidnappedWhen Confederate soldiers kidnap Mrs. Lincoln, Grant retaliates by kidnapping Robert E. Lee's wife.
School Daze
E8
School Daze
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
E9
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner