The Real McCoys

Season 2

TV-14

Amos McCoy moves his family from the hills of West Virginia to an inherited farm in California. Grandpa Amos is quick to give advice to his three grandchildren and wonders how his neighbors ever managed without him around.

39 Episodes

Do You Kiss Your Wife?
E1
Do You Kiss Your Wife?Luke and Kate have a spat when Luke and Grampa show their disgust for public kissing by the Emerys, who have been married over five years. It takes Grampa to clear up the situation by explaining that there's a time and place for kissing, and that a public display of affection doesn't necessarily denote love.
Grampa Learns About Teenagers
E2
Grampa Learns About TeenagersGrampa is upset when he finds Hassie learning to dance to rock and roll music and using makeup in order to attract the attention of Tommy, the most popular boy in her class. When Kate convinces Grampa his ideas are old-fashioned, he and Luke decide to assist Hassie in her conquest.
The Dancin' Fool
E3
The Dancin' FoolWhen Kate is unsuccessful in trying to teach Luke to dance, she finally talks him into taking dancing lessons, much to Grampa's disgust. When Kate discovers the dancing teacher is a very attractive young lady, she becomes jealous.
The New Car
E4
The New CarLuke and Kate decide the McCoys should have a new car and trade in their old Ford. When Grampa learns of the transaction, he's heartbroken at losing a ""member of the family"" and tries to get it back. Flora MacMichael, knowing how Grampa feels about the old car, has bought it from the junk man and returns it to Grampa.
The New Dog
E5
The New DogGrampa becomes involved with a couple of con men over a dog. He realizes they are trying to cheat him, and with the help of George MacMichael, they turn the tables on the crooks. Meanwhile, the entire McCoy family has become so attached to the dog, Mac, he becomes a member of the family.
Blow the House Down
E6
Blow the House DownLittle Luke desperately wants to join the school band as a trumpet player, but he has no talent for the instrument and Grandpa feels compelled to resort to chicanery in order to help him prevail when tryout day arrives.
Sing for Your Supper
E7
Sing for Your SupperLuke decides to prove to the family that he can really sing by entering a talent show being broadcast on the radio.
The New Hired Hand
E8
The New Hired HandGrampa's sales pitch persuades Luke to coach the little leaguers. Grampa: Walter Brennan. Luke: Richard Crenna. Kate: Kathleen Nolan. McGinnis: Willard Waterman.
The New Well
E9
The New WellWhen it seems that Grandpa's location of water by divining rod is a failure, Luke employs a geologist and drilling equipment as Amos gloats at the apparent unsuccessful outcome of Luke's chosen methods.
Leave It to the Girls
E10
Leave It to the GirlsThe stakes escalate as Flora, Kate, and Hassie refuse to go to the annual Grange Dance with Grandpa, Luke, and Tommy unless they receive a proper apology for Grandpa's remarks to Tommy about how a man should "handle" women.
The Perfect Swine
E11
The Perfect SwineGrampa schemes at the county fair by a passing off a prized pig as his own.
The Gift
E12
The GiftGeorge gives Kate an old vacuum cleaner--and Grampa is insulted by the act of charity.
The New Neighbors
E13
The New NeighborsKate likes the new neighbors, but Grampa insists that they are snobs.
The McCoys Visit Hollywood
E14
The McCoys Visit HollywoodWhen the McCoy's learn that hometown girl Glory is a Hollywood celebrity, Luke fears Kate will be dissatisfied with her life when the McCoy's visit her so when Glory comes to visit, the McCoy men try to paint Kate's life rosier than it is.
Luke Gets a Job
E15
Luke Gets a JobGrandpa and Kate are dubious when Luke gets a part-time job as a shoe salesman, but when he loses the job the rest of the McCoys unknowingly come to his aid by going to the store en masse to buy shoes.
The Bank Loan
E16
The Bank LoanThe McCoys have a chance for a bank loan--until Grampa almost ruins everything.
The Great Discovery
E17
The Great DiscoveryTrouble begins when Luke unearths a valuable prehistoric bone. Luke: Richard Crenna. Grampa: Walter Brennan. Kate: Kathleen Nolan. Dr. Kirkwood: Eleanor Audley.
Sweet Fifteen
E18
Sweet FifteenHassie thinks her family and friends are indifferent to her upcoming birthday, unaware that Grampa is secretly organizing a surprise party.
Son of the Mystic Nile
E19
Son of the Mystic NileA McCoy receives honors from the lodge--but it's Luke, and not Grampa.
Kate Learns to Drive
E20
Kate Learns to DriveGrampa refuses to give Kate driving lessons, but Luke gives in to her request.
Grampa's Private War
E21
Grampa's Private WarAfter Grandpa tells Little Luke and his friends an exciting (but untrue) story about serving with Teddy Roosevelt in the Spanish-American War, he is invited to appear as a guest of honor at a public Veteran's Day celebration.
The Rainmaker
E22
The RainmakerGrampa does everything he can to put an end to the drought--including a rain dance with an Indian.
The Perfect Houseguest
E23
The Perfect HouseguestThe McCoys all think that George is wonderful houseguest--except for Grampa.
The Wedding
E24
The WeddingThe McCoy household is worried that Kate's widowed mom has been swindled into marrying a man who is really after her $40 a month income.
Kate's Diet
E25
Kate's DietKate is worried about her weight, so Luke tries to ease her mind by altering her dress.
What's a Family For?
E26
What's a Family For?Grampa thinks he's doing the right thing by escorting Hassie to the local hang-out for teenagers.
Grampa Takes the Primrose Path
E27
Grampa Takes the Primrose PathA young widow invites Grampa out, causing him to forget about his date with Flora.
Batter Up!
E28
Batter Up!Grampa talks Luke into becoming a little league coach.
Go Fight City Hall
E29
Go Fight City HallGrampa becomes a civil disobedience hero when he threatens to bypass the county road commissioner's rules and repair a pothole himself.
Two's Company
E30
Two's CompanyLuke and Grampa's nightly checkers games leads Kate to feel like she is being neglected.
The Mrs. Homemaker Contest
E31
The Mrs. Homemaker ContestGrandpa and Luke convince Kate to enter a local merchant's "Mrs. Homemaker Contest" when they realize that the first prize of $50 in merchandise would almost exactly cover the cost of the new gun they've been admiring.
The Tax Man Cometh
E32
The Tax Man ComethGrampa puts on a convincing poor act for the tax man---and the neighbors. Wells: Richard Deacon. The Rev. Mr. Bascom: Thomas B. Henry. Grampa: Walter Brennan.
The Insurance Policy
E33
The Insurance PolicyGrampa's scheme to withhold an insurance payment backfires. Grampa: Walter Brennan. Simmons: Rusty Lane. Sloane: Stanley Farrar. Luke: Richard Crenna.
How to Paint a House
E34
How to Paint a HouseA paint salesman gives the McCoys the brush---after swindling them. Grampa: Walter Brennan. Kate: Kathleen Nolan.
The Great Woodsman
E35
The Great WoodsmanGrampa plans to knock Little Luke's new hero off his pedestal. Grampa: Walter Brennan. Little Luke: Michael Winkelman. Johnson: Lloyd Corrigan. Eddie: Raymond Karr.
The Big Skeet Shoot
E36
The Big Skeet ShootLuke aims to raise his standing with Little Luke by beating Grampa in the annual skeet competition.
Grampa's New Job
E37
Grampa's New JobGrandpa volunteers for a lodge job to shame Luke for refusing it and then finds the task is to assist in answering lodge letters but because he is too vain to announce his illiteracy, creates chaos faking the assignment.
The Actor
E38
The ActorA visitor trips on a post hole, and uses his acting skills to trick the McCoys into letting him have a long stay.
Fire When Ready, Grampa
E39
Fire When Ready, GrampaLittle Luke loses the church money he has raised to a carnival shyster, and Grampa has a scheme to get it back.