The New Statesman (1987)

Season 3

Ultra-right-wing Alan B'Stard, the most selfish, greedy, dishonest, sadistic, sociopathic Conservative MP of all, plots to achieve his megalomaniacal ambitions.

6 Episodes

Labour of Love
E1
Labour of LoveAlan B'Stard's reputation as the most right-wing Tory MP in the House is under threat: working-class fatso Victor Crosby has just won the Accrington by-election for the Conservatives, and through his publicly-declared extreme political views he is on the brink of stealing B'Stard's thunder.
The Party's Over
E2
The Party's OverMajor is securely belted in the driving seat of the Tory machine, but despite the new leadership, Conservative fortunes are flagging, a severe economic crisis looms, and the opinion polls predict the Party's imminent downfall.
Let Them Sniff Cake
E3
Let Them Sniff CakeAlan upsets animal rights activists. A old friend wants a birthday ""cake"" from Alan.
Keeping Mum
E4
Keeping MumAlan's mum visits and threatens to stay forever unless Alan repeals his new bill abolishing social security.
Natural Selection
E5
Natural SelectionAt his annual cocktail party, Alan upsets a local VIP who threatens to take over his seat in the House.
Profit of Boom
E6
Profit of BoomMI5 and the KGB ask Alan to start a new cold war because they no longer have anyone to spy on.