The Dick Show
Season 7
The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?' But most importantly, Maddox lost.
Where to Watch Season 7
50 Episodes
- Dick on Disordered EatingE301
Dick on Disordered EatingUpside down Ukrainian flags, invading my empty drawers, the government's Daylight Savings Time card, women giving away money, the trans swimmer, permanent adolescence, inflation and beans, what percentage of people there are, celebrities paying for gas, and disordered eating; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Defining WomenE302
Dick on Defining WomenAlex Stein calls in about his town hall appearances, we try to define a woman, Hump Fest, paper calendars, vaccinations and Ukraine, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" calls in about the bonus episode, MAPs IRL, and learning to walk again; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Vicodin MiraclesE304
Dick on Vicodin MiraclesMy arm surgery, being fit shamed in the hospital, praying to Elon Musk, turning 4 Vicodin into 40, communicating properly with women, the fake close the window 'x' for Ukraine, Orwell's revenge, Seanies the Sean NFTs, bluecheck meltdowns over freedom of speech, Avon Chartsdale talks stocks and heroin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on What Money Can't BuyE305
Dick on What Money Can't BuySeanies, Jon Breaks Bad News calls in to talk about his TV show, "Did you used to be a body builder?", climate-friendly wars, Elon Musk buys Twitter, Millenials vs. Boomers, David Attenborough sells out, the IMF laughs, and Destiny loves Black people; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Super Fit ModelsE307
Dick on Super Fit ModelsPro-choice, pro-life, and pro-asteroid, Seanies are sold out, hell gets an update, "Heckling is not cool", the sex strike, super fit models, bad beers taking over the fridge, central Africa vs. the IMF, and Pani is back in studio with more news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Horse Sex DollE308
Dick on Horse Sex DollA dog catcher interrupts me, crazy liberals shooting up supermarkets, Phil from The Doll House calls in to talk about horse sex dolls, a guy who was almost aborted, me and Vito saved Netflix, and various Ponzi schemes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Waifu WatchersE309
Dick on Waifu WatchersWaifu Watchers calls in about his scandalous video, I get handicapped parking, eating all the meats out of Chinese food, Sam Hyde is banned from Creator Clash, the Rescue Rangers movie dables in insect sex, using the phone, murrlogic needs pants and shoes, and Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts" has dinner with a fan; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Dragging KidsE311
Dick on Dragging KidsVeterans against guns, kid drag shows, Johnny the Audio Engineer is back, more medical misinformation, acid lite, problems with Top Gun, destroying the Mona Lisa, hacking elections, and a bad watermelon salad; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Sudden Adult Death SyndromeE312
Dick on Sudden Adult Death SyndromeWomen in white pants, hookers in Texas, wiping your butt with the wrong hand, heated streets for the homeless, greatful for shootings, Justin Bieber is paralyzed for absolutely no reason, the IRS is understaffed, and a funny song about fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Internet Father's DayE313
Dick on Internet Father's DayInternet Father's Day, my dog throws up in the car, red flag laws for food, murrlogic's new shoes, The Quartering talks about his lawsuit, his coffee, and his gay beans, various crypto Ponzi schemes, Internet Hate Machine talks about the GiveSendGo hacker, and another rap about fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show. - Dick on Madder HoesE314
Dick on Madder HoesMad Hoes with Dick Cramer, my Pokemon cards, chat support, the Homeless Help Desk, the Buzz Lightyear kiss, pregnant men refused service, Chris the Kiwi reads some insults, a real foot fetishist calls in, and Fat Watch saves a marriage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on New RacismE315
Dick on New RacismThe Biggest Problem in the Universe trademark, the shadowless Charizard, weddings without an open bar, women going on a shopping strike, masterclasses and you, emo Tik Tok nurses, imaginary Black rapists, trans skateboarders, the Silent generation, and advice on ovethinking; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on the Homophobic TelescopeE317
Dick on the Homophobic TelescopeNihilism in advertising, a homophobic telescope, swatting fallout, sexist hate starts with men, more fentanyl freakouts, the hand sanitizer cop, the FBI releases an app to prey on children, and how to leave your family; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Chub RubE318
Dick on Chub RubHow to Stop Monkey Pox, my pirate bed, TV sex changes, dial 988 for suicide, running your A/C, sharing a stage with Dave Chappelle, the woman of the year, Abbott and Costello, conspiracy theories by ideology, plus sized travellers, Chub Rub, NYC vs. water guns, and pretending to be arrested; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Swim ThiccE319
Dick on Swim ThiccThe Swim Thicc event of a lifetime, a woman-only Tour de France has problems, more ways ordinary people are getting screwed, GTA 6, the "men who have sex with men" community, banks rooting against the people, segregated diners, Vouge, and Alex Stein 99 calls in to talk about big booty Latinas, Uvalde, and Vito; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Satirical GunsE320
Dick on Satirical GunsTrump get raided by the feds, a Houston gun buy back gets taken advantage of, SuckBoyTony calls in about 3D printing ammo, Madcucks has issues with St. Louis, a mom makes passive aggressive comments about her husband, and fat women are tattooing flowers onto their folds; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Bang, Zoom, Straight to the MoonE324
Dick on Bang, Zoom, Straight to the MoonSending a black woman to the moon, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" is in studio with clips from Female Dating Strategy, Ralph calls in to review the Salt Papi x Andy Warski fight, Def Noodles calls in about Salvo Pancakes and relationships, I honestly can't remember what else happened, and I caused 9/11; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Shop ClassE325
Dick on Shop ClassThe big-boobed shop class lady, donut problems, Boogie steals my Fat Watch bit and a Mitch Hedgeberg joke, Kiwi Farms is taken offline by a trans activist, Beerfest, money for homeless women, fat food, non-binary comedians, and Chris the Kiwi has a girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Near Death ExperiencesE326
Dick on Near Death ExperiencesMy Uber driver has a psychotic episode and drives into oncoming traffic, Ryan Long in studio, Kurt Metzger in studio, Dame Pesos calls in and drops some new stingers, refusal to wear the hijab, the kids and their non-dance music, an idiot tries to set themselves on fire, and women not trying to lose weight; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Lactating IndividualsE327
Dick on Lactating IndividualsWhere is our money, men in skirts and tights, a Mexican gardener heist, lactating individuals, the Tesla robot pooped in its pants, cyber flashing, the CIA attacks the Nord Stream gas pipe, Congress considers the consequences of a vote, Saudi Arabia saves video games, and a gay porn star calls in; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show! - Dick on Death Con 3E328
Dick on Death Con 3Kanye goes "Death Con 3 on the JUICE!", Italians vs. Mexicans on Indiginous Columbus Day, my local Target is held hostage by a sleeping man, the flu shot, the clot shot, waifu watchers goes to stay with Andrew Tate in Romania, and Pani calls in sick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Hate Speech Time-OutsE329
Dick on Hate Speech Time-OutsA hate speech time-out, Elon vs. Ukraine, Kanye vs. OJ Simpson, murder quotes, a very deceptive fat woman, COVID transmission scams, some super glue activists soup a painting, R drivers, and Josh Denny and Ethan Ralph are in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Body DysmorphiaE331
Dick on Body DysmorphiaWinning a scam contest, all my exploding beers, Disney's first fat heroine, Aydin Paladin has some interesting studies on taxation and vindictive liberals, a golden erotic story, Paypal fights misinformation for no reason, Indignant Door Dashers who hold your foot hostage, and more problems with Pokemon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Scammed AgainE332
Dick on Scammed AgainThe end of Daylight Savings hoax, Big Tech teams up with the government, Dilbert threatens to kill himself, stopping Elliott Rodger before he explodes, wanting to be fat, banned from Twitter again, plus-size water bottles, and harrassment propaganda in the military; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Puzzling InjuriesE333
Dick on Puzzling InjuriesA puzzling hernia, the billion dollars FTX/SEC/DNC scam perpetrated against normal guys, trivia election fraud, Vito's poop fee, the Biggest Problem live show, Christian dating tutorials, and the power dynamics of rich men; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Butt DeodorantE335
Dick on Butt DeodorantA gross commercial, all my favorite guys team up, some good old fashioned Satanic panic, skydiving shop teachers, #StayWoke merch, BDSM teddy bears, mandatory fun at work, getting even with a crazy woman, and the biggest Fat Watch yet; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Fireside ChatsE338
Dick on Fireside ChatsNick Fuentes uses the studio, Hitler wins a debate, Elon Musk bans eyesight, California assembles a reparations committee, Karl and Vinnie call in with Creeps, "Murder the Media" J6 defendants call in, Pani reads news, and my soap gets replaced; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Required ReadingE340
Dick on Required ReadingSean has COVID, Vito fills in, Lex Fridman's stupid reading list, Andrew Tate is arrested, Tom Brady gets to second base with his son, a man dies in Ukraine, advice on your girlfriend farting, I get SWATed on New Year's Eve, Mansplaining, Jason Mewes' teeth, suing gun companies, Metokur retires, Chris the Kiwi sings a song for Cantillions, and a man cries on voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on backed.byE341
Dick on backed.byOur web3 Patreon alternative has launched at backed.by, join it today! It's bankless, decentralized, encrypted, immutable, I'm going to start running out of words that 99% of people know. It can't be censored. Ever. No matter what. Impossible. Join today at backed.by/TheDickShow! And also, a kindergartener shoots his teacher, my girlfriend drives too fast, loftipixels calls in and acts like a smart fancy person, I ruin an episode of The Biggest Problem, and I apologize for my comments on domestic violence; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on RalphamaniaE342
Dick on RalphamaniaBariatric surgery for kids, Miss Universe is run by a "wemon", M&Ms are cigarettes for ladies, reparations, Maddox is retired by the game, a fat lady #MeToos all of Ralphamania, the medical consent of the government, "Died Suddenly, femcels, and a guy forfeits an argument; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Eliza BlueE343
Dick on Eliza BlueBaked Alaska comes in studio to defend his honor, Brittany Venti calls in to talk about getting struck by Eliza Blue, millenials are not going conservative like they're supposed to, a guy has a fat girlfriend, gaslighting your wife, AR-15s, the WATP/TDS crossover live show, gay couples adopting, and everyone is sick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Mr. Ice PrincessE344
Dick on Mr. Ice PrincessA Job Lynch Mob takes Justin Roiland down, Sean name drops, an ice man princess falls on television, Nick Rekieta calls in to talk about an insane person who is suing him and Kyle Rittenhouse, the impending tech wars, my solution for the cope of agorism, more Jesus stuff, OxMad retires, and the WATP/TDS live show tickets are on sale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on DANE346
Dick on DANThe Pedo Bowl, no more free samples at the ice cream store, my dad gets COVID, DAN breaks free of his computer prison and writes a gun poem, shooting space aliens, taxing our tips, Disney adults, guitar lessons for frontholes, and Vito wants a toupee; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Fat CensorsE347
Dick on Fat CensorsBeing swatted again, Roald Dahl is censored by freaks, I take a 17-hour trip to Los Angeles and back, the competency death-cross and the beginning of the Idiocracy, a trainwreck call in, and some complaints about paintings; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on Arts and CraftsE349
Dick on Arts and CraftsI mess up my project for the LA County Fair, fat women Kickstart a special towel for fat women, Black women can't find helmets, anti-woke chocolate, messing up on the No Jumper podcast, cigars cause lung cancer, and a hidden camera Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! - Dick on the Manosphere with Jon ZherkaE350
Dick on the Manosphere with Jon ZherkaMy episode of No Jumper comes out, hate burnouts, another bank is bailed out, Cigarette Bummers, The GI Bill destroyed public education, high school IQ, Q-Anon Shaman, lazer NFTs, bad beer, more false accusations, autism, a fat woman breaks a horse, April O'Juneteenth, Jon Zherka in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!