The Cramp TwinsSeason 1
The story of a pair of non-identical twin brothers, Lucien and Wayne, who live with their hygiene-crazed mother and their western/country-crazed father in a small town called Soap City. Lucien is a delicate, nature-loving boy, while Wayne is a rough antisocial bully, whose only interest in life is junk. Naturally, some conflicts will ensue.
Where to Watch The Cramp Twins • Season 1
52 Episodes
- Birthday Blues
E4Birthday BluesWayne has a new hobby - fishing in the toilet. Prissy Lucien, desperate to avail himself of the facilities and uncomfortable with "going" anywhere but home, tries various ruses to get Wayne out. - When Lucien spends the night at Tony's house he gets a goodnight kiss from Mrs. Parsons that leaves him awestruck. - Wendy Boy
E6Wendy BoyMrs. Cramp's mother comes for a visit, bringing a baby grand piano with which she hopes to find out whether there's an ounce of talent or culture in her grandchildren. - It's a "soap day" in Soap City. Flakes from The Haz Chem soap factory are falling all over town, making it look like a picture postcard winter wonderland. - Friend Fight
E8Friend Fight"Fashion Passion" When Wayne shows up for his class photo dressed in outlandishly mismatched clothes and wearing underpants on his elbow, the charismatic new school photographer declares him a fashion original. "Small Wonder" TONY complains to LUCIEN about being taken to buy new shoes when his old shoes mean so much to him. - Silence Please
E9Silence PleaseWhen Lucien finds an injured chameleon in the swamp he brings it home to look after. Wayne is terrified of the creature, but tries to hold it to prove he isn't. - Lucien adopts a little swamp plant known as lobster grass growing from a crack in the pavement. When Wayne tries to kill it, Tony informs him that all soap people hate swamp plants. - Fur Fungus
E10Fur Fungus"Swamp Fever" When Miss Hissy tells her class that the Soap City Council is going to get rid of the swamp, Lucien and Mari try to find a way to save it. "Kung Foolish" After being bested in a fight by Wayne for the zillionth time, Lucien decides to enroll in a martial arts course, convinced that he can learn to use his brother's superior size and strength against him. - Twin Studies / Birthday Blues
E11Twin Studies / Birthday BluesWhen twin psychologist, Miss Monkfish, comes to Soap City to prove her theory that all twins are alike, Mr. Winkle volunteers the Cramps. - When Wendy Winkle invites everyone in Soap City to her bithday party, Mr. and Mrs. Cramp set out to make a big impression. - No Means Yes
E12No Means YesWhen Lucien laughs at Tony for believing in the newt man, Tony calls Lucien a "soap sucker" and soon they are having an argument from which neither one wants to back down. - When Wayne sees Miss Hissy after school with a man she assumes he has a boyfriend and gleefully spreads the story around the school. - Wolfman Wayne
E13Wolfman WayneWendy arranges for Wayne to come in and look after the animals when the Winkles are on holiday, little realising that all he wants to do is watch the BIG TV. - When Wendy becomes frustrated with trying to play any of her many musical instruments she dumps them on the school as the Wendy Winkle Endowment for the Arts. - Date Dupe / Agent X
E14Date Dupe / Agent X"Date Dupe" Patsy McCloud, the new girl in school, seems to have taken a shine to Lucien. "Agent X" When an enthusiastic kiss from Wendy Winkle leaves an indelible mark on Wayne's neck, Mrs. Cramp is confronted with a cleaning challenge that even she can't conquer. - Date Dupe
E15Date DupeWhen a washer falls off of a piece of junk Wayne's sneaking into the house, Mrs. Cramp goes on a rampage, demanding a room inspection for everyone and expecting everything to be neat and tidy. - Mrs. Cramp wins a free family beauty day at the Mt. Fuji Mora Spa, which turns out to be a not very convincingly converted monkey reservation. - Mr. Winkle's Monkey / Wicked Wendy
E16Mr. Winkle's Monkey / Wicked WendyMr. Winkle's Monkey: Lucien ""rescues"" a monkey from the Haz Chem Soap Factory, only to discover it is actually Mr. Winkle's special pet. Wicked Wendy: A silent clown sets off Lucien's clown phobia and Wayne injures himself on a dangerous trampoline. - Home on the Range
E17Home on the Range"Haircut Horrors" Mrs. Cramp decides the boys need haircuts, but Wayne doesn't want a haircut, preferring to look like a favorite wrestler. "Nostalgia Nasty" Wayne's discovery of an old-fashioned cast-iron laundry mangle sends Mr. and Mrs. Cramp into a full-blown nostalgia mania. - Spy's Pies / No Means Yes
E18Spy's Pies / No Means YesMari Phelps refuses to take part in her family's creepy street-corner evangelism for family togetherness. But when the Phelpses turn to Lucien to join their campaign, he finds himself strangely unable to say no. - A new neighbor arrives in Soap City and becomes jealous of Mrs. Cramp's whiter-than-white laundry, which is so dazzlingly bright it causes passing cars to swerve out of control.
