The Cinema Snob

Season 9

A high-brow art critic takes a look at films below mainstream. He looks at lesser known titles in the categories of pornography, exploitation, low budget independent, and overly violent. If there's one man who can stomach tasteless trash such as these, Cinema Snob is the man for the job.

Where to Watch Season 9

50 Episodes

  • Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
    E1
    Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club BandThe Cinema Snob returns, and for the first episode of the year, it's time to take a look at Robert Stigwood's 1978 musical film version of The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band starring Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees. A shining example of 70s What the FUCK Hollywood?!?
  • E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody
    E2
    E.T. XXX: A DreamZone ParodyThat's right, it's the 4th E.T. porno spoof, and this one's this one brand new, released just last year!
  • The Conqueror
    E3
    The ConquerorRemember when John Wayne played Genghis Khan in that horrible 1956 movie The Conqueror? The Snob shows us how the Duke fared as that tyrannical Asian, but perfect-English-speaking despot as he reviews the movie and discusses its very bleak production history.
  • Endless Love
    E4
    Endless LoveBefore the remake comes out, it's time to check out the GOD AWFUL 1981 version of Scott Spencer's novel. Seriously, this movie is an insane piece of SHIT.
  • Fatal Games
    E5
    Fatal GamesThe Cinema Snob skips through winter and goes right to the summer with this Olympics themed horror film!
  • Hitler's Harlot
    E6
    Hitler's HarlotFrequently the question has been asked, which movie did I stop watching and decide not to do an episode on. I've always answered that that movie was Hitler's Harlot. So...here's an episode on Hitler's Harlot.
  • Caddyshack II
    E7
    Caddyshack IIThe Shack Is Back! Er, well, not really...
  • Ilsa, The Wicked Warden
    E8
    Ilsa, The Wicked WardenIlsa returns! This time as a sadistic warden of a 3rd world mental facility!
  • Diary of a Nudist
    E9
    Diary of a NudistThis episode was released directly and exclusively on The Cinema Snob: Nudies, Rudies & Crudies DVD set, due to Brad Jones' desire to release another Cinema Snob DVD and the heavy amount of nudity shown in the film...as well as the review.
  • Jailbait Babysitter
    E10
    Jailbait Babysitter
  • The Infernal Rapist
    E11
    The Infernal Rapist
  • 48 Hours of Hallucinatory Sex
    E12
    48 Hours of Hallucinatory Sex
  • Ninja Champion
    E13
    Ninja ChampionLeave it to Godfrey Ho to bring us this crazy ass rape/revenge movie, complete with ninjas!
  • Black Love
    E14
    Black LoveHerschell Gordon Lewis, one of the true Godfathers of Gore, gives us this 1971 expose on the art of black love making!
  • Two of a Kind
    E15
    Two of a KindHey remember the time John Travolta and Olivia Newton John reunited for a 1983 romantic comedy where God threatens to destroy the world unless these two hook up?
  • Sasquatch Week: Curse of Bigfoot
    E16
    Sasquatch Week: Curse of BigfootSasquatch Week has begun! Could things only go up from Curse of Bigfoot, or is the worst yet to come?
  • Sasquatch Week: The Geek 2
    E17
    Sasquatch Week: The Geek 2To the Cinema Snob's extreme dismay, he discovers that The Geek does in fact have a sequel. However, he soon discovers that it's not so much a sequel as it is an unrelated porno short disguised as a bigfoot movie.
  • Sasquatch Week: To Catch a Yeti
    E18
    Sasquatch Week: To Catch a YetiThe Cinema Snob braves through To Catch a Yeti, the Nukie of Sasquatch Week. Easily one of the worst films the Snob has endured.
  • Sasquatch Week: Black River Monster
    E19
    Sasquatch Week: Black River MonsterThrow another bad Sasquatch movie on the barbie. Today, the Snob watches a monster movie that's not so much about a monster, but rather a morbidly obese man working at an all (little) girls ranch. The movie even has its own built-in Fat Grandma cameo.
  • Sasquatch Week: The Legend of Boggy Creek
    E20
    Sasquatch Week: The Legend of Boggy CreekThe Cinema Snob wraps up Sasquatch Week with the 1972 cult classic The Legend of Boggy Creek!
  • Mommie Dearest
    E21
    Mommie DearestThe Cinema Snob decides to review Mommie Dearest in light of Mothers' Day. While he expects to find a campy dark comedy, he quickly discovers that this movie is in fact disturbing and very over-the-top, and not in a funny way.
  • Godzilla's Revenge
    E22
    Godzilla's RevengeThe Big Guy is coming back to the big screen, so the Cinema Snob decides to review one of the old Godzilla movies. Naturally, he chooses a bad one: from 1969, a kooky, kid-friendly, sappy disgrace to the King of Monsters: Godzilla's Revenge.
  • Drive
    E23
    DriveCinema Snob watches another gay porn. This one features a slick secret agent going against a gender-ambiguous villain and her flaming sidekick bent on ridding mankind of its sex drive. Needless to say, The Snob doesn't have a gay old time.
  • Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell
    E24
    Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from HellThe Snob looks at a movie by famed porn director John T. Bone. And what does he expect from a movie called Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell? Well, there's pitiful Samurais, plenty of sluts and an hour of Hell.
  • Friday the 13th, Part 3: 3D
    E25
    Friday the 13th, Part 3: 3DThe Snob finally gets around to reviewing the third Friday the 13th outing, and for a special experiment, he conducts the entire review in 3D. So put on the glasses if you got'em and watch Brad reach, point and throw crap at the camera.
  • The Stepfather
    E26
    The StepfatherThe Cinema Snob spends his Father's Day with one of the scariest fathers of them all, Terry O'Quinn!
  • Robot Wars
    E27
    Robot WarsIn honor of the new Transformers movie hitting theaters, the Cinema Snob reviews the follow-up to Robot Jox, which is not so much a follow-up as it is just some random, stupid, cheap, future sci-fi yarn about robotic warfare.
  • Wired
    E28
    WiredRemember the time they made a biopic of John Belushi, where his ghost is being led around by his Puerto Rican cab driving guardian angel?
  • Brazilian Planet of the Apes
    E29
    Brazilian Planet of the ApesBefore The Tramps took on Star Wars in Brazilian Star Wars, they took a stab at Planet of the Apes!
  • The Babe Ruth Story
    E30
    The Babe Ruth StoryAnother bizarre and untrue bio is on the menu today, except this one isn't as disrespectful as Wired, but as the Cinema Snob discovers, it still portrays its subject as a simpleton and barely a shadow of who he really was.
  • Hercules
    E31
    HerculesThe Cinema Snob reviews the 1983 Italian movie Hercules, starring Lou Ferrigno. It's chock full of bad dubbing, bad special effects, giant robot toys and science talk that would make Dr. Insano call foul.
  • The Adventures of Hercules II
    E32
    The Adventures of Hercules IIAs if the world didn't already have enough bad Hercules movies. The Cinema Snob watches as the universe's strongest man returns for more of the same nonsense. Also returning is the evil king who knows as much about science as a creationist.
  • The Lonely Lady
    E33
    The Lonely LadyPia Zadora stars in this notoriously bad piece of WTF Hollywood, about a struggling screenwriter who braves a world of schizophrenic men and garden hoses. It's the Showgirls of the 80s!
  • Driller: A Sexual Thriller
    E34
    Driller: A Sexual ThrillerYou've seen porno spoofs of movies, now how about a porno spoof of a music video.
  • 42nd Street Forever, Volume 3: Exploitation Explosion
    E35
    42nd Street Forever, Volume 3: Exploitation ExplosionThe Cinema Snob must decide what to do for a future Snob episode, so it's time to take a look at a collection of more wacky exploitation trailers, from Survive! to Devil Times Five to The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood!
  • Devil Times Five
    E36
    Devil Times FiveIt's Friday the 13th meets The Little Rascals!
  • Cut-Throats Nine
    E37
    Cut-Throats NineWhile anxiously awaiting the release of next year's The Hateful Eight, The Cinema Snob checks out one of the bleakest and most gruesome westerns of the 70s, Cut-Throats Nine!
  • At Long Last Love
    E38
    At Long Last LoveCinema Snob kicks off Musical March (in September) with At Long Last Love, a harmless but poorly received 1975 musical with Burt Reynolds and Sybill Shepherd, and half the cast of Blazing Saddles
  • The Apple
    E39
    The AppleMusical March (in September) continues as the Snob reviews a bizarre 1980 Faustian musical that's set in 1994.
  • Shock Treatment
    E40
    Shock TreatmentBelieve it or not...no, he's not walking on air. The Rocky Horror Picture Show had a sequel. From 1982: Shock Treatment, which the Cinema Snob reviews for Musical March (in September).
  • Can't Stop The Music
    E41
    Can't Stop The MusicMusical March (in September) concludes with a musical so bad it may have killed the disco era
  • The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude
    E42
    The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt GertrudeReturning to his favorite genre: Shot on Shitteo, the Cinema Snob selects a really poorly made movie with barely audible sound, terrible acting and it delivers none of what it promises.
  • Fun in Balloon Land
    E43
    Fun in Balloon LandNOPE!!!!!
  • Halloween II
    E44
    Halloween IILast year, The Cinema Snob spotlighted John Carpenter's classic Halloween. Now, what does he think of this sequel?
  • Down and Dirty Duck
    E45
    Down and Dirty DuckThe Cinema Snob dives into the world of 1970s adult animation, with the Flo & Eddie movie "Down and Dirty Duck."
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
    E46
    A Nightmare on Elm StreetIn honor of the 30th Anniversary of the Elm Street franchise, The Cinema Snob takes a look at the original film that started it all.
  • Black Rage
    E47
    Black RageThe Cinema Snob reviews Black Rage, a poorly made 1972 film about an Albino black man and his brother escaping their slave masters in search of hidden treasure. That's right, this film actually exists.
  • Turkish First Blood
    E48
    Turkish First BloodThe Snob celebrates Thanksgiving with a turkey from Turkey. That's right, Turkish First Blood. While it has very little in common with Rambo, it definitely has its share of brutal ass-kicking action that gives the Snob a hard on.
  • Foreskin Gump
    E49
    Foreskin GumpThe Cinema Snob finally reviews Foreskin Gump. Unfortunately, it's just a generic porno film with some occasional lines from Forrest Gump thrown in. There is foreskin, however, but the less said about that, the better.
  • Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation
    E50
    Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: InitiationFat Grandma tells the story of how the Cinema Snob reviewed Silent Night, Deadly Night 4. An in-name-only sequel with a stocking stuffed with misogyny, perversion, witchcraft, ritual sacrifices, and bugs.

 

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