Squidbillies

Season 5

TV-MA

86%

Follows the adventures of the Cuylers, an impoverished and dysfunctional family of anthropomorphic, air-breathing, redneck squids who live in a rural Appalachian community in the state of Georgia.

Where to Watch Season 5

10 Episodes

Need for Weed
E1
Need for WeedThe discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.
The Many Loves of Early Cuyler
E2
The Many Loves of Early CuylerEarly has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.
Dead Squid Walking
E3
Dead Squid WalkingRusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.
Young, Dumb and Full of Gums
E4
Young, Dumb and Full of GumsDan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.
Holodeck Redneck
E5
Holodeck RedneckThe Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)
Frivolacious Squidigation?
E6
Frivolacious Squidigation?Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.
Fatal Distraction
E7
Fatal DistractionEarly's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.
Clowny Freaks
E8
Clowny FreaksRusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.
Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine
E9
Lean Green Touchdown Makifying MachineRusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.
America: Why I Love Her
E10
America: Why I Love HerA very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.