Son of the Beach

Season 1

TV-14

80%

A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's world-famous lifeguard, Notch Johnson.

Where to Watch Season 1

13 Episodes

With Sex You Get Eggroll
E1
Episode 1With Sex You Get EggrollThe Mayor wants Head Lifeguard Notch Johnson out of Malibu Adjacent, and she's recruited Kimberlee Clark to join his squad and get the low-down on him by wearing a mini-camera. She thinks that her work is done when Notch decides to bust enslaved girls from a whore house from the inside, by posing as a customer. If the slavers don't get Notch, the Mayor's video will. Or will Kimberlee help Notch to save the day?
Silence of the Clams
E2
Episode 2Silence of the ClamsA unpopular girl, doesn't have a date for ""Clamapolooza"" in a end party for the college students spring break. She starts to polute the beach to close this event.
In the G-Hetto
E3
Episode 3In the G-HettoWhen Jamaica is blackmailed into running drugs for a gangsta, Notch insists upon taking her place as the "mule". After all, who else can swallow 13 cocaine-filled condoms and then swim two miles? Also, Chip enters the Mr. Pec pageant. The Mayor's a judge, and she's got a guaranteed way for Chip to win.
Love, Native American Style
E4
Episode 4Love, Native American StyleNotch is distraught when his step-father, local Indian Chief Pokemon, passes on, and a local casino developer convinces the Kahonee Tribe to construct a casino on their land. Although the deal's crooked, Notch is no Indian giver, and he seeks a legal way to halt construction. Also, Chip's South American relatives need money, so Chip moonlights as a male stripper.
Two Thongs Don't Make a Right
E5
Episode 5Two Thongs Don't Make a RightWhen Little Peter Gozinya disappears on the beach, Notch and the gang mobilize to find him. And also mobilize to repeal the Mayor's ban on thong bikinis. Which effort will prove successful?
Fanny and the Professor
E6
Episode 6Fanny and the ProfessorThe Mayor with help from The Professor, plot to take over Notch's job and the beach with three beautiful robot lifeguards.
Eat My Muffin
E7
Episode 7Eat My MuffinWhen BJ muffs a save, she goes into an identity crisis and ends up in the care of The Divine Rod, who runs a home for lost women. And runs a web-site where people pay to watch the women, and Rod, um, ""treating"" them. Under Notch's direction, Kimberlee infiltrates the cult and snatches it's secret: psychotropic-drug-laced bran muffins. Realizing that BJ is under someone else's control, the bran muffins move Notch into action. Meanwhile, the Tetherball Invitational Tournament is in town, and the Mayor's bet that the gang can win.
Miso Honei
E8
Episode 8Miso HoneiThe mayor challenges Notch to surf a dangerous tsunami. He reluctantly agrees after a paroled criminal challenges him in front of impressionable kids. Also, Chip and B.J. fall in love and decide to quit their jobs.
South of Her Border
E9
Episode 9South of Her BorderWhen Notch and the girls travel to the South American nation of Humidor to stop a military coup, they end up in prison instead. The shackles aren't so bad, but the all-bean diet? Ai, ai, ai. Can they escape in time to stop the coup? While the others are gone, Chip runs a junior lifeguard program.
Day of the Jackass
E10
Episode 10Day of the JackassNotch sneaks into a peace meeting between China and Africa at Malibu Adjacent to stop Captain Enteneille from an assassination attempt. Also, Jamaica falls for, and gets engaged to, an African prince.
A Star Is Boned
E11
Episode 11A Star Is BonedThe glamour of Hollywood is hitting the beaches of Malibu Adjacent: the fabulous stars, the adoring crowds, the death threats. Notch Johnson joins the case when actress Regina Streep is almost killed on his beach. Can Notch find the assailant before they grab Regina? Also, Jamaica runs a bachelor auction.
Attack of the Cocktopuss
E12
Episode 12Attack of the CocktopussWhen the Cocktopuss sets shores on the beach, the mayor wants it as another wonder of the world. Chip sings for a rock band.
Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong
E13
Episode 13Mario Putzo's... The Last DongVinnie Fellachio returns to terrorizes the beach. Chip's sister, Ava Rommel visits him, and puts the moves on B.J.