Rules of Engagement

Season 5

TV-14

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The fifth season of the American television comedy series Rules of Engagement premiered on September 20, 2010. It consisted of 24 episodes, each running approximately 22 minutes in length, marking the first time that the program received a full-season order. CBS initially broadcast the fifth season on Mondays at 8:30 pm ET in the United States between How I Met Your Mother and Two and a Half Men. In February, the show moved to 8:30 ET on Thursdays, following The Big Bang Theory.

Where to Watch Season 5

24 Episodes

Surro-gate
E1
Surro-gateJeff and Audrey discover surprising news about their surrogate.
The Bank
E2
The BankJeff tells Adam his secret for keeping track of Audrey's mistakes and how he uses that list to keep Audrey from getting too upset with him when he makes mistakes. Russell hoping to get a girl sends a nasty e-mail to Timmy's love interest.
Rug-Of-War
E3
Rug-Of-WarJeff wants to see if he can get Audrey to get the rug back after Jeff gets sentimental about the rug and reminds Audrey about all the good times they had on that rug.
Handy Man
E4
Handy ManAudrey tries to be intimate with Jeff, but is surprised to discover that she's too late. Meanwhile, Russell asks Timmy to join him on a trip to Miami, but doesn't tell Timmy that he's scared of flying.
Play Ball
E5
Play BallAudrey contemplates her career as she plays on Jeff's softball team, Timmy becomes frustrated after his girlfriend cuts him off, and Adam and Jennifer try to come up with an interesting fictional story about how they met.
Baked
E6
BakedAudrey goes stir crazy after quitting her job and decides to start a cookie business. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to be one of the guys, and Adam and Jennifer decide to get high after they find some marijuana.
Mannequin Head Ball
E7
Mannequin Head BallWhen Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on a double date.
Les-bro
E8
Les-broJeff and Audrey finally settle on a surrogate. Meanwhile, Russell's mother, Bunny, comes to town.
The Big Picture
E9
The Big PictureWhen Russell's trust fund is cut off by his mother, he gets a taste of how life will be after moving in with Timmy. Meanwhile, Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss in order to get a raise.
Fun Run
E10
Fun RunJeff struggles to figure out how to ask his co-workers to donate money for Audrey's 10K charity run after telling them that he doesn't want to participate in their fundraisers anymore. Meanwhile, Russell gets a taste of his own medicine from a recent date.
Refusing to Budget
E11
Refusing to BudgetTimmy tries to teach Russell to budget his money now that his mother has cut him off, Audrey pretends that she's still at her old job to impress an old friend, and Adam tries to get Jennifer to stop cracking her knuckles.
Little Bummer Boy
E12
Little Bummer BoyWhen Russell decides to borrow a Holiday concept of gift-giving from Adam, both Adam and his co-workers are in for surprises. Meanwhile, Audrey wants to make people laugh at Jeff's Holiday party.
The Home Stretch
E13
The Home StretchJeff becomes jealous and fires Audrey's sexy male home Pilates instructor, Timmy and Russell fight for the attention of a hot waitress, and Jennifer is embarrassed when she learns about Adam's cheerleading past.
Uh Oh It's Magic
E14
Uh Oh It's MagicAudrey causes problems for and can't connect with the new surrogate mother, problems arise when Russell takes his date to a Criss Angel magic show, and Adam tries to prove that he can make repairs around the house.
Singing and Dancing
E15
Singing and DancingAudrey's annoying friend Liz creates problems for Audrey and Jeff when she moves in the apartment directly above theirs, while Timmy is surprised when Russell asks for an audition to join his a cappella group.
Jeff's Day
E16
Jeff's DayJeff's day goes as planned and is messed up when the house keeper drops by. Adam's eye twitches and he finds out what may cause it.
Zygote
E17
ZygoteJeff makes more problems as he he and Audrey make final preparations for Brenda's surrogacy. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy date women's professional basketball players, and Adam impersonates Jeff to get a shipment of Omaha steaks.
Anniversary Chicken
E18
Anniversary ChickenWhen Jeff decides to surprise Audrey by remembering their anniversary, he's the one who ends up being surprised. Meanwhile, Timmy is forced to be Russell's interpreter on a date.
The Set Up
E19
The Set UpWhen Russell discovers Timmy has a sister, he aims to impress. Meanwhile, Jeff and Audrey set their neighbor Liz up on a date.
Beating The System
E20
Beating The SystemWhen Jeff and Audrey learn their surrogate is pregnant, both of their lives change. Meanwhile, Timmy takes on the responsibility of wedding planner for Adam and Jennifer.
The Jeff Photo
E21
The Jeff PhotoAn old photo of Jeff in an art gallery encourages Jeff to get back in shape, and encourages Adam to take a photo of himself. Meanwhile, both Russell and Liz feel embarrassment the next day after they sleep together.
Double Down
E22
Double DownJeff and Audrey get a surprise that their family may soon double in size. Russell in his latest scheme to date a girl decides to throw a party Ford Timmy who recently became a citizen, now the question is will the party have the desired effect for Russell?
The Power Couple
E23
The Power CoupleRussell gets Timmy and to see if he can figure out why to Liz is attracted to the other man and not Russell. Jeff doesn't like the idea that Audrey is making almost the same amount of money as he does.
The Last of the Red Hat Lovers
E24
The Last of the Red Hat LoversRussell mistakenly books a spot on a cruise filled with "Red Hat" women, Jeff and Audrey turn to the videotape to settle their latest fight, and Adam and Jennifer accidentally ruin Jeff and Audrey's paint job and couch.