Rules of Engagement

Season 3

TV-14

81%

The third season of the American television comedy series Rules of Engagement premiered as a mid-season entry on March 2, 2009 and concluded on May 18, 2009. It consists of 13 episodes, each running approximately 22 minutes in length. CBS broadcast the third season at 9:30 pm in the United States.

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13 Episodes

Russell's Secret
E1
Russell's SecretAudrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.
Voluntary Commitment
E2
Voluntary CommitmentAudrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.
Jeff's New Friend
E3
Jeff's New FriendJeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.
Dad's Visit
E4
Dad's VisitJeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.
Lyin' King
E5
Lyin' KingJeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.
Poaching Timmy
E6
Poaching TimmyWhen Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.
Old Timer's Day
E7
Old Timer's DayAfter being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.
Twice
E8
TwiceFrustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.
The Challenge
E9
The ChallengeRussell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.
Family Style
E10
Family StyleJeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.
May Divorce Be with You
E11
May Divorce Be with YouAudrey invites a friend, whose marriage is falling apart, to stay with them for a few days. Russell meets a woman from New Jersey thinking that it will be easier "to love and leave her"; only her over protective family has different thoughts.
House Money
E12
House MoneyAudrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.
Sex Toy Story
E13
Sex Toy StoryWhen Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Audrey (Megyn Price) throw a "girls only" sex party, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) quickly gets insecure when he finds a "product" Audrey may have purchased. Meanwhile, Russell (David Spade) decides to ditch the single life for a moment when he overhears from an attractive woman that she has a preference for married men.