Roseanne

Season 8

TV-PG

76%

A revival of the popular 1990s sitcom "Roseanne," which centered on the everyday life of an American working-class family.

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25 Episodes

Shower the People You Love with Stuff
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Episode 1Shower the People You Love with StuffHostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
Let Them Eat Junk
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Episode 2Let Them Eat JunkJackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.'s only photo of him shows him sitting drinking beer -- pretty much what makes him tick.
Roseanne in the Hood
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Episode 3Roseanne in the HoodRoseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up across from the Lunch Box.
The Last Date
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Episode 4The Last DateRoseanne and Dan decide to go out on the town one final time before the baby is born. After finding out that their diner table at the nice hotel they're staying at will be unavailable for quite some time, they crash a Bar Mitzvah taking place in the private dining room. Becky and Darlene discover a bottle of peppermint schnapps at the restaurant after closing and get wasted.
Halloween: the Final Chapter
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Episode 5Halloween: the Final ChapterRoseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "The Dead" portends an unexpected event: she's in labor.
The Fifties Show
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Episode 6The Fifties ShowThe Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy housewife, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackie's the wacky neighbor.
The Getaway, Almost
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Episode 7The Getaway, AlmostRoseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.
The Last Thursday in November
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Episode 8The Last Thursday in NovemberDJ's teacher lets the class design their own Thanksgiving pageant, which turns into a Pulp Fiction spoof that offends many parents. Roseanne invites some new Native American friends over for Thanksgiving.
Of Mice and Dan
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Episode 9Of Mice and DanWith his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.
Direct to Video
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Episode 10Direct to VideoWhile Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book; and Mark cooks dinner for the Conner clan.
December Bride
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Episode 11December BrideRoseanne finally gets to meet Leon's fiancé, Scott, and learns that they are planning a wedding. In order to free Leon up to travel to Minnesota to meet the minister, Roseanne volunteers to finish planning the wedding - which becomes "one gigantic, offensive, Roseanniacle ball of wrong." Leon develops a bad case of cold feet, and it is Roseanne to the rescue.
The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
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Episode 12The Thrilla Near the Vanilla ExtractRoseanne and Jackie get jobs as product promoters in the local supermarket. Once they start giving out samples, however, sibling rivalry takes over. Roseanne's jealousy runs high when Jackie begins outselling her and their friendly competition turns into a literal food fight.
The White Sheep of the Family
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Episode 13The White Sheep of the FamilyD.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to impress a girl who plays tuba in the school band. Meanwhile, Darlene alienates everyone by mentioning that she has turned down a $500/week job in advertising, an entry level position that would pay her more than both her parents earn.
Becky Howser, M.D.
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Episode 14Becky Howser, M.D.Mark tries to cheer up a glum Becky by inviting the family over for a surprise get-together. As the night goes on, Becky's mood only worsens which prompts Roseanne to pull her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. Becky admits she feels like she missed her chance to go to college and become a therapist or an EMT. Becky even admits to having second thoughts about her marriage to Mark.
Out of the Past
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Episode 15Out of the PastWhile Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott.
Construction Junction
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Episode 16Construction JunctionDan is at a crossroads when a promising new construction job opens up that could make him and his old crew a lot of money. He struggles with whether to continue his job at the garage or to strike while the iron is hot on the construction job. Meanwhile, Jackie reluctantly starts using the internet on her new computer and is amazed how much she likes it. She becomes so obsessed a concerned David has to intervene.
We're Going to Disney World (1)
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Episode 17We're Going to Disney World (1)The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.
Disney World War II (2)
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Episode 18Disney World War II (2)Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.
Springtime for David
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Episode 19Springtime for DavidDavid moves out when he gets a job at a strange local theme park. Soon, David is transformed into "Hans the Hare", a hyperactive and perky park employee. Roseanne steps into action in order to get the real David back.
Another Mouth to Shut Up
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Episode 20Another Mouth to Shut UpAfter proposing marriage to David, Darlene tells him that she is pregnant. They plan to wait to tell the family, but Roseanne smells the fear and jokingly guesses, correctly, that Darlene is pregnant. Dan is convinced that they are not ready to start a family, and is openly not happy for them at all. Roseanne, knowing that there is nothing she can do, feigns happiness and tries to give Darlene advice and support.
Morning Becomes Obnoxious
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Episode 21Morning Becomes ObnoxiousAfter an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook" -- and with Jackie as her manager.
Ballroom Blitz
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Episode 22Ballroom BlitzBev is smitten with her charismatic ballroom-dance instructor until he starts putting the moves on a newly divorced Jackie. When Jackie agrees to a date with the instructor, jealousy takes hold of Bev.
The Wedding
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Episode 23The WeddingDarlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.
Heart & Soul
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Episode 24Heart & SoulRoseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.
Fights and Stuff
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Episode 25Fights and StuffDan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifestyle.