Roseanne

Season 5

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A revival of the popular 1990s sitcom "Roseanne," which centered on the everyday life of an American working-class family.

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25 Episodes

Terms of Estrangement (1)
E1
Terms of Estrangement (1)Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
Terms of Estrangement (2)
E2
Terms of Estrangement (2)Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.
The Dark Ages
E3
The Dark AgesThe power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.
Mommy Nearest
E4
Mommy NearestRoseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect, but much, much younger man.
Pretty in Black
E5
Pretty in BlackRoseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.
Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
E6
Looking for Loans in All the Wrong PlacesDenied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.
Halloween IV
E7
Halloween IVRoseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.
Ladies' Choice
E8
Ladies' ChoiceNancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement center, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.
Stand on Your Man
E9
Stand on Your ManThe Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay.
Good Girls, Bad Girls
E10
Good Girls, Bad GirlsRoseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.
Of Ice and Men
E11
Of Ice and MenD.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.
It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays
E12
It's No Place Like Home for the HolidaysA Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life.
Crime and Punishment (1)
E13
Crime and Punishment (1)Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.
War and Peace (2)
E14
War and Peace (2)Part 2 of 2: Dan gets bailed out of jail by an amused Darlene, while rumors fly from wild to wilder, as to why he was arrested. Jackie learns why Dan was arrested, and finds herself both angry with, and touched by Dan's protective gesture. Overwhelmed, and feeling like things are moving too fast, Jackie leans on Roseanne to help her move out of Fisher's apartment. Roseanne lovingly declares that her family is officially "Poor White Trash".
Lanford Daze
E15
Lanford DazeDarlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point
Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
E16
Wait Till Your Father Gets HomeThe death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.
First Cousin, Twice Removed
E17
First Cousin, Twice RemovedA wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.
Lose a Job, Winnebago
E18
Lose a Job, WinnebagoThe Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.
It's a Boy!
E19
It's a Boy!David's parents are moving to Chicago, but David doesn't want to join them. Darlene asks if David can move in with the Conners, but Roseanne and Dan declare it out of the question. Roseanne later learns that David is planning to just run away, so she meets with his mother who comes off as a mean and abusive drunk. She treats David so poorly that Roseanne changes her mind and allows David to move into the Conner house.
It was Twenty Years Ago Today
E20
It was Twenty Years Ago TodayRoseanne and Dan plan a romantic dinner date to celebrate their twentieth wedding anniversary, but struggle with what to give one another. Dan finds out that Roseanne has decided on something expensive for him, so in order to get Roseanne a nice gift too, he takes a temporary job at Maury's Big and Tall store. His gift idea (and the job to pay for it), which seemed like a good idea at the time, soon blows up in his face.
Playing with Matches
E21
Playing with MatchesDarlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.
Promises, Promises
E22
Promises, PromisesDarlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.
Glengarry, Glen Rosey
E23
Glengarry, Glen RoseyRoseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner, Roger, skips town.
Tooth or Consequences
E24
Tooth or ConsequencesDan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school but David is rejected.
Daughters and Other Strangers
E25
Daughters and Other StrangersRoseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.