Roseanne

Season 3

TV-PG

85%

A revival of the popular 1990s sitcom "Roseanne," which centered on the everyday life of an American working-class family.

Where to Watch Season 3

25 Episodes

The Test
E1
The TestBecky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
Friends and Relatives
E2
Friends and RelativesLending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
Like, a Virgin
E3
Like, a VirginRoseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
Like, a New Job
E4
Like, a New JobDespite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
Goodbye, Mr. Right
E5
Goodbye, Mr. RightAfter Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
Becky, Beds and Boys
E6
Becky, Beds and BoysBecky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
Trick or Treat
E7
Trick or TreatRoseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
PMS, I Love You
E8
PMS, I Love YouRoseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
Bird is the Word
E9
Bird is the WordBecky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
Dream Lover
E10
Dream LoverDan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
E11
Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
Confessions
E12
ConfessionsAn angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
E13
The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's FatherDan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
The Wedding
E14
The WeddingPart 2 of 2. Roseanne throws Crystal a bridal shower and discovers yet another secret. Ed desperately tried to bond with Crystal's son Lonnie. Dan vehemently opposes this wedding, and is furious with Roseanne for participating in it against his wishes. Convinced that his father will ruin Crystal's life, Dan confronts the man in hopes of getting him to call the wedding off.
Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
E15
Becky Doesn't Live Here AnymoreBecky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
Home-Ec
E16
Home-EcDarlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
Valentine's Day
E17
Valentine's DayRoseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
Communicable Theater
E18
Communicable TheaterRoseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
Vegas Interruptus
E19
Vegas InterruptusRoseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
Her Boyfriend's Back
E20
Her Boyfriend's BackBecky's boyfriend Mark is certainly not popular around the Conner house when Dan learns he and Becky tampered with his vintage motorcycle, Dan hits the roof, blaming Becky, while Roseanne heads to Mark's house to try and make him break up with her daughter.
Troubles with the Rubbles
E21
Troubles with the RubblesThe new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
Second Time Around
E22
Second Time AroundRoseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
Dances with Darlene
E23
Dances with DarleneRoseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
Scenes from a Barbecue
E24
Scenes from a BarbecueThe family barbecue sees Nana Mary's first appearance on the show. Family and friends (except Dan's father and Roseanne's mother) gather at the Conner household for food, drink and singing, and Roseanne's fellow waitress Bonnie, gets a chance to show what a great singer she really is. Beverley still manages to upset Roseanne and Jackie from the other end of the phone, but Nana Mary turns the tables on her.
The Pied Piper of Lanford
E25
The Pied Piper of LanfordDan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.