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WiseCrax: Big Trouble In Little China
S4 • E248 Mar 22, 2009 90m
Kurt Russel has found himself in the midst of a Chinese buffet battle raging in the streets of little China. All he wants is his truck back... and maybe a crack at the crab legs. Meanwhile- John Carpenter himself is looking for the ultimate shemale to be his bride and the grandpa from 3 Ninjas is pissed.
Will Wang get his "girlfriend" back? Will John Carpenter have to register as a sex offender? Does anybody else smell that?
Just remember what old Jack Burton says at a time like this- "Yes sir, the check is in the mail." - Reminds me of a joke my uncle Roger once told me...
Will Wang get his "girlfriend" back? Will John Carpenter have to register as a sex offender? Does anybody else smell that?
Just remember what old Jack Burton says at a time like this- "Yes sir, the check is in the mail." - Reminds me of a joke my uncle Roger once told me...
