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Cinester Theater: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
S4 • E23 May 4, 2009 90m
Cowabunga! Just when you thought everyone had forgotten, 1990 comes ninja-flipping back into your life with this timeless classic about martial arts, toxic waste, and hockey!
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" is the story of Carl, the worst ninja ever. Also, there's a subplot about a group of sewer-mutants who come to the surface under cover of darkness to beat up teenagers. Somewhere along the line, they run afoul of the Foot Clan and their leader, the unlikely-dressed Master Shredder. When their wise, old, and undoubtedly stinky master Splinter is rat-napped, the Ninja Turtles must draw on all their ninja training and quip their way to victory!
Join Shawn and Keith of "Cinester Theater" as they do battle with stunt-men in turtle costumes, washed-up hockey players, and the pointiest villain in movie history in "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"!
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" is the story of Carl, the worst ninja ever. Also, there's a subplot about a group of sewer-mutants who come to the surface under cover of darkness to beat up teenagers. Somewhere along the line, they run afoul of the Foot Clan and their leader, the unlikely-dressed Master Shredder. When their wise, old, and undoubtedly stinky master Splinter is rat-napped, the Ninja Turtles must draw on all their ninja training and quip their way to victory!
Join Shawn and Keith of "Cinester Theater" as they do battle with stunt-men in turtle costumes, washed-up hockey players, and the pointiest villain in movie history in "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"!