Fred ArmisenVarious Characters / Director / Writer / Executive Producer Carrie BrownsteinVarious Characters / Director / Writer / Co-Executive Producer Kumail NanjianiSoCal Waiter Chris IhlenfeldtNerd/Hunks Ted DouglassTed / Mr. Ted Steve BuscemiMilton / Director Ehren McGheheyMan on Line Ebbe Roe SmithSeller Husband Mitchell HurwitzDr Hopkins St. VincentAnnie (as Annie Clark) Roseanne BarrInterim Mayor Danny BelroseBilly Burnside Vanessa BayerSpeaker System Customer Aubrey PlazaBookstore Customer LaMarcus AldridgeLaMarcus Aldridge Lance BangsLance Bangs / Director Karey DornettoWriter / Executive Producer Haley TalbotCommercial Director Rachael Perrell FosketCafe Owner Paul ReubensWeirdos' Lawyer Miranda JulyTwo Girls, Two Shirts Owner Ronald D. MooreKen Reynolds Edward James OlmosEdward James Olmos Shohreh AghdashlooNelofar Jamshidi Jack McBrayerWhole Foods Customer Dana MillicanWedding Planner Joshua HommeCarrie's Brother Jane LynchBarbecue Planner Cherry JonesBridge Manager / New Mayor Selma BlairFrannie Walker Greg LouganisGreg Louganis Sierra QuitiquitGirl on Line Matt PinfieldMatt Pinfield Tabitha SorenTabitha Soren Martina NavratilovaMartina Navratilova Michael Patrick O'BrienMichael Patrick O'Brien Rose ByrneFred's Girlfriend Damian LillardDamian Lillard Thomas RobinsonThomas Robinson Brigitte NielsenBrigitte Nielsen Matt GroeningMatt Groening Parker PoseyBranding Expert Caroll SpinneyOscar the Grouch (voice) Jonathan KriselDirector / Writer / Co-Executive Producer Bill BenzDirector / Co-Producer / Editor Steve BuscemiMilton / Director Carrie BrownsteinVarious Characters / Director / Writer / Co-Executive Producer Daniel Gray LonginoDirector / Co-Producer / Editor Lance BangsLance Bangs / Director Fred ArmisenVarious Characters / Director / Writer / Executive Producer Alice MathiasDirector / Executive Producer Graham WagnerDirector / Writer / Executive Producer Ali GreerDirector / Editor Karey DornettoWriter / Executive Producer Bill OakleyWriter / Coordinating Producer Allison SilvermanWriter / Consulting Producer Lorne MichaelsExecutive Producer David Allen CressProducer Evan ShapiroExecutive Producer Katy JensonAssociate Producer Debbie DemontreuxExecutive Producer Dan PasternackExecutive Producer Jennifer CasertaExecutive Producer Victor NeumarkAssociate Producer Christine LubranoExecutive Producer Steven WeismanAssociate Producer Bryan GordonConsulting Producer Jason MantzoukasConsulting Producer Bryce FortnerDirector Of Photography Joe MeadeDirector Of Photography Andrew SingerCo-Executive Producer Kevin SullivanLine Producer Erin KeatingSupervising Producer 
