Midtown

Season 2

Two NYPD Cops who never shut up debate mundane topics such as coffee, cologne, and who's got a gluten allergy.

Gluten Free
E1
Gluten FreeMalloy's gluten free "allergy" annoys Baker, who decides to play a trick on him.
Front Class
E2
Front ClassBaker and Malloy discuss airplane travel, with Baker confusing first class for "Front class".
Let Them Eat Cake
E3
Let Them Eat CakeCalled to the scene of a Robbery, Baker and Malloy debate about being offered cake.
He'll Die Alone
E4
He'll Die AloneAfter a lengthy coffee cup debate, Baker and Malloy give Walsh tips on picking up women.
North and South
E5
North and SouthA debate about racism between the two cops, as well as helping a boy who got lost look for his hot mom.
Whose Name is Tougher?
E6
Whose Name is Tougher?Baker, Malloy, and Walsh debate the toughness of their names.
Bathroom Problems
E7
Bathroom ProblemsBoth Baker and Malloy discuss breaking up with girls because of their "Bathroom Problems."
Flagel Face
E8
Flagel FaceMalloy's gourment coffee infuriates Baker, and later Baker teaches Malloy the "Flagel Face," used to describe pretty women.
Loot Etiquette
E9
Loot EtiquetteBaker and Malloy discuss the etiquette involved when people are looting.
Self Driving Queen
E10
Self Driving QueenBaker and Malloy discuss Self Driving Cars and the subtext of the songs from the group Queen.