Married... with Children
Season 9
TV-PG
95%
With a pay check that is lower than what the local beggar is earning, and with a wife and two children whose only interest is to rob him of his last cents, shoe-salesman Al Bundy is lucky if he can sit down in front of the TV with an ice-cold beer, or sneak out to the local Nudy bar every Tuesday night. Life isn't what it used to be when he was the star of the high-school football team, and when he scored four touch-downs in a single game.
Where to Watch Season 9
26 Episodes
- Driving Mr. Boondy
E2Driving Mr. BoondyBud gets a job as a driving examiner and he is the examiner when Al goes to renew his long expired drivers license. Meanwhile, Marcy gets Kelly a job as the model window girl at her bank after Jefferson's egocentric, selfish advice makes Kelly lose her job as the Verminator. - Business Still Sucks (2)
E6Business Still Sucks (2)The day after, with no end in sight to the feud and both sides unwilling to back down, Al concocts a plan to rid the shoe store of women by selling mens shoes. But will it hold up when the long-unseen owner Gary finally arrives? Al's case is blown to bits after Gary shows up. - Dial B for Virgin
E7Dial B for VirginBud's community service assignment for college is the one he is least suited for: consulting virgins on the brink of temptation, while he has to wrestle with temptation himself when he has to go to one's house to talk her out of it. Meanwhile, Al and Peggy go to the video store to find a movie they both can watch together. - Sleepless in Chicago
E8Sleepless in ChicagoJefferson learns that the Barbie doll he bought for Marcy on her birthday at an auction is worth a small fortune of $50,000. So he asks Al a big favor: sleep next to Marcy for the night while he goes out to exchange dolls. In return, Al gets to keep a prized first edition of the magazine "Big 'Uns" that he bought at the auction with Jefferson's money. - Dud Bowl
E10Dud BowlAfter the funeral of a former football teammate at the Bullpen Sports Bar, an old rival, named Jack Franklin, challenges Al and his former team from Polk High into a grudge football match between them. But Al ends up being turned into a tackling dummy by ringers Bubba Smith, Laurence Taylor, Ken Stabler and John Reynolds on the opposing team. - I Want My Psycho Dad (1)
E12I Want My Psycho Dad (1)Al launches his group NO MA'AM in a protest outside the local TV station after Marcy's group FANG gets NO MA'AM's favorite TV show "Psycho Dad" canceled. But in a blizzard, no one takes notice. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud try to convince Al to have them throw a house party for their friends. - I Want My Psycho Dad (2)
E13I Want My Psycho Dad (2)Al and his friends from NO MA'AM who include Griff, Officer Dan, Ike, and Bob Rooney travel to Washington D.C. where thanks to Jefferson's pull, being a former CIA agent, Al and the group gets to address the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad being put back on the air. - Get the Dodge Outta Hell
E16Get the Dodge Outta HellAl's Dodge mysteriously disappears during a family visit to a local car wash while on their way to Wanker county. Meanwhile, Marcy's ex-husband, Steve Rhoades, mysteriously reappears at the car wash to show her his new life while she is trying to get the lazy Jefferson to work there. - 25 Years and What Do You Get?
E1725 Years and What Do You Get?On their 25th wedding anniversary, Peggy goes out with Marcy to a posh health spa where Peggy gets conned out of all her money by a gift shop employee selling cheap beauty items. Meanwhile, Al is in trouble when the old and senile Buck buries in the back yard the anniversary gift necklace he plans to give Peggy, which prompts him, Bud, and Kelly to literally dig up the entire back yard looking for the necklace. - Ship Happens (1)
E18Ship Happens (1)Wolfman Jack appears at the Bundys' door telling them that they won a free Caribbean cruise. So while he stays at the Bundy house and eats Kelly and Bud out of house and home, Al and Peggy, with Marcy and Jefferson along strictly for the ride, hit the high seas on the S.S. Sea Dodge. They stay in a cramped cabin in the boiler room on a ship with large women on their way to a weight loss center on a tropical isle. - Ship Happens (2)
E19Ship Happens (2)The Bundys ocean cruise takes a turn for the worse when their ship sinks and they are stranded on a life raft in the middle of the ocean with the D'Arcys, a fat woman, and comedian Gilbert Gottfried. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud endure the media circus that comes to their house asking about their missing parents. - Something Larry This Way Comes
E20Something Larry This Way ComesKelly gets a big break while attending the Larry Storch School of Acting when she and Larry Storch are to appear on stage in a part of the show "Phantom of the Opera." But when the shoe store owner, Gary, knocks out Larry Storch himself, whom she holds a personal grudge against, Al must leave the midnight madness sale at the shoe store, leaving Griff solo, to go to Kelly's rescue at the theater. - Shoeless Al
E25Shoeless AlAn insurance agent is assigned to make sure Al is afraid to wear shoes to corroborate his lawsuit against the mall that claims he is afraid of shoes after being tied up by a burglar while at work. But Al must decide between the money from the settlement or winning a bowling championship when he's not allowed to bowl barefoot. - The Undergraduate
E26The UndergraduateKelly's new secret admirer turns out to be a wealthy, spoiled, immature 12-year-old boy named Robby Bennett, who blackmails her into accompanying him to his middle-school junior prom. Bud also crashes the prom disguised as a music DJ to taunt Kelly until she finally cries out for help, and Bud saves her by contacting Robby's father--who eyes Kelly too.
