Married... with Children

Season 5

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With a pay check that is lower than what the local beggar is earning, and with a wife and two children whose only interest is to rob him of his last cents, shoe-salesman Al Bundy is lucky if he can sit down in front of the TV with an ice-cold beer, or sneak out to the local Nudy bar every Tuesday night. Life isn't what it used to be when he was the star of the high-school football team, and when he scored four touch-downs in a single game.

Where to Watch Season 5

25 Episodes

We'll Follow the Sun
E1
Episode 1We'll Follow the SunOn Labor Day weekend, with Kelly having graduated from high school, Peggy still not working, Bud in his senior year in high school and Marcy officially divorced and having gotten a promotion at her bank, Al decides to take the family for a vacation and 'see America' by car in their red Mustang convertible. But they end up being caught in a 50-mile traffic jam on the Chicago freeway the entire weekend.
Al... with Kelly
E2
Episode 2Al... with KellyAl and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.
Sue Casa, His Casa
E3
Episode 3Sue Casa, His CasaBud's new driver's license portends bumper cars on the roadway. When Bud t-bones a Mercedes, Al sees an opportunity to clean up in court. At least he has hope. Losing his lawsuit hurt but what he goes through to payoff the settlement is truly painful.
The Unnatural
E4
Episode 4The UnnaturalAl's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.
The Dance Show
E5
Episode 5The Dance ShowAl doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.
Kelly Bounces Back
E6
Episode 6Kelly Bounces BackNow an aspiring model, Kelly invents a maneuver called "The Bundy Bounce" for her first audition as spokesperson for the new Allente car. But Bud's big mouth gives the idea to another model, so Kelly must take things into her own hands and remove the competition. Meanwhile, Peggy goes on a strike with housework because Al think's she's useless.
Married ... with Aliens
E7
Episode 7Married ... with AliensAfter Al returns home from work with a bump on the head, he sees (or thinks he sees) six little green aliens coming down to Earth and stealing his smelly socks to use as fuel for their spaceships. The only problem is no one sees them but Al, so everyone think's he's crazy when he tells others that he saw them.
Wabbit Season
E8
Episode 8Wabbit SeasonAl is under pressure from one too many busy days at the shoe store and the doctors have ordered him to relax. To combat stress, Al starts a vegetable garden. The combat turns physical when a rabbit starts sealing carrots from Al's garden and it becomes a war of wills: Bundy against Bunny.
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
E9
Episode 9Do Ya Think I'm SexyAl become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.
One Down, Two to Go
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Episode 10One Down, Two to GoKelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.
And Baby Makes Money
E11
Episode 11And Baby Makes MoneyAfter Al's bachelor uncle dies, he leaves $500,000 to the first of his relatives to produce a newborn baby named after him. Al overcomes his usual aversion to sex with Peg. Unknown to him, she is secretly staying on the pill, to keep Al wanting sex with her, and having decided that no amount of money is worth going through pregnancy a third time.
Married ... with Who
E12
Episode 12Married ... with WhoAfter a drinking binge at a bankers party, Marcy discovers herself to be married to a mysterious hunk named Jefferson D'Arcy, whom Al unearths as a gigolo and con artist. To make Marcy feel better about this unexpected change in her life, Peggy decides to throw a formal wedding ceremony for Marcy and Jefferson in the Bundy's back yard, a ceremony in which nothing goes as planned.
The Godfather
E13
Episode 13The GodfatherAl becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.
Look Who's Barking
E14
Episode 14Look Who's BarkingTold from the point of view of Buck, he runs away from the house feeling neglected. Behind a diner, he picks up a female dog, whom he brings home. He quickly regrets it, as the new dog gets all the attention from Bud and Kelly. Meanwhile, Al is obsessed with getting a taste of his favorite cherry cheesecake from a restaurant in Wisconsin.
A Man's Castle
E15
Episode 15A Man's CastleAfter spending $2,000 by going to decorating school, Peggy defies Al degree not to redecorate by turning his bathroom sanctuary in the garage into a chamber of "filthy, feminine horror." Al passes out when he sees his mighty Ferguson toilet adorned with Peggy's trappings.
All Night Security Dude
E16
Episode 16All Night Security DudeWhen a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a security guard at his old high school, Polk High. This prompts his former high school rival, Spare Tire Dixon, to steal his prized trophy which leads to a brutal showdown.
Oldies but Young 'Uns
E17
Episode 17Oldies but Young 'UnsAl is haunted by a tune on the radio he can hum but not name, and he gets no help from Peggy or the D'Arcy's. Al similarly haunts Kelly's new boyfriend, Vinnie Verducci, the son of his fellow lowlife friend, Charlie Verducci, when Al warns Vinnie to only look and not touch, which is not easy for Vinnie.
Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers
E18
Episode 18Weenie Tot Lovers & Other StrangersAl has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.
Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?
E19
Episode 19Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?Al and Peggy go over to watch a video at Marcy and Jefferson's house and proceed to take over the place. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly seek gainful jobs for themselves, but only Bud gains with his first girlfriend, while Kelly babysits a family of seven kids from Hell.
Top of the Heap
E20
Episode 20Top of the HeapIn a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.
You Better Shop Around (1)
E21
Episode 21You Better Shop Around (1)Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.
You Better Shop Around (2)
E22
Episode 22You Better Shop Around (2)The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.
Route 666 (1)
E23
Episode 23Route 666 (1)The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.
Route 666 (2)
E24
Episode 24Route 666 (2)The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.
Buck the Stud
E25
Episode 25Buck the StudA man offers the Bundy's $10,000 if Buck will breed with his champion dog, Lady Bird. So, Al has to coach Buck into knowing the varieties of breeding with other dogs the proper way. But needless to say it goes wrong and Al is stuck with the bill. Meanwhile, Kelly becomes Bud's fashion counselor and dresses him up in medieval costumes.