Married... with Children

Season 3

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With a pay check that is lower than what the local beggar is earning, and with a wife and two children whose only interest is to rob him of his last cents, shoe-salesman Al Bundy is lucky if he can sit down in front of the TV with an ice-cold beer, or sneak out to the local Nudy bar every Tuesday night. Life isn't what it used to be when he was the star of the high-school football team, and when he scored four touch-downs in a single game.

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21 Episodes

He Thought He Could
E1
He Thought He CouldIn the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.
I'm Going to Sweatland
E2
I'm Going to SweatlandA suspicious Al and Marcy question Peggy's claims that she saw Elvis Presley outside the shoe store at the mall, until Marcy notices that one of Al's shirts has a sweat stain in the shape of the King's face. When Marcy brings the news to her Elvis fan club, the Bundy house is soon overrun by Elvis fans and impersonators, driving Al to stay at the shoe store.
Poke High
E3
Poke HighA young football player named Matt, from Polk High, where Kelly and Bud go to school, is threatening two Bundy records: one held by Al for the most touchdowns in one season and the other by Kelly, by refusing her advances. So, Kelly resorts to becoming a cheerleader for Polk High's team in order to catch Matt's attention during a big season-ending game.
The Camping Show
E4
The Camping ShowSteve, Marcy and the Bundys head out to a cabin in the woods, but the merriment is halted by Kelly's PMS. The men leave for a bit to go out fishing and return to all three women menstruating and hostile. When a bear attacks the car, Al hilariously attempts to stop him.
A Dump of My Own
E5
A Dump of My OwnThe rest of the Bundys endure sacrifices of constant loud noise, loss of living room space, as well as loss of electrical power as Al devotes himself to his lifelong dream: building his personal, exclusive, executive bathroom in the garage, with the centerpiece being a mighty Ferguson toilet for his flush. Meanwhile, Peggy seeks money to buy enough lottery tickets to win a multi-million dollar lottery.
Her Cups Runneth Over
E6
Her Cups Runneth OverTo cheer up Peggy on her birthday, Al and Steve travel to "Francine's of Hollywood," lingerie shop in Wisconsin where lies the solution to Peggy's clothing crisis: a missing bra. Meanwhile, Marcy tries to cheer up Peggy in her way by hiring a male stripper.
The Bald and the Beautiful
E7
The Bald and the BeautifulDesperate Al and Steve put their heads together seeking solutions to impending baldness when Steve begins to notice his receding hairline, whereas Al doesn't care at all. After unsuccessfully trying some hair tonic for themselves, Steve tries joining a club for bald men called Bald American Dudes (B.A.D.) and brings Al along with him who holds their latest meeting at the shoe store.
The Gypsy Cried
E8
The Gypsy CriedWhen a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.
Requiem for a Dead Barber
E9
Requiem for a Dead BarberAfter the death of his longtime barber, Al lets his hair down rather than tolerate a visit to a stylist or a salon... staffed by women. When Al backs down and goes to a salon, he gets a really bad hairstyle that makes him look like a woman.
Eatin' Out
E10
Eatin' OutThe Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.
My Mom, the Mom
E11
My Mom, the MomWhile Al teaches Bud about responsibility and the meaning of a dollar by taking him to the shoe store for the day, Peggy does the same, in her own inimitable style, to all that will listen to her during a Mother-Daughter Career Day at Kelly's high school, where she becomes the star attraction as the lazy, conniving housewife and role model to the other women there.
Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me
E12
Can't Dance, Don't Ask MeKelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.
A Three Job, No Income Family
E13
A Three Job, No Income FamilyAl finally convinces Peggy to contribute to the household income but feels emasculated when Peggy starts bringing home huge "commish" checks from her cosmetics sales job, earning more money than Al, himself. Even Al's new part-time job as a crew member at Burger Trek can't put him back in the lead as family breadwinner. Things go from bad to worse when Al finds the book containing the names of Peggy's customers.
The Harder They Fall
E14
The Harder They FallWhile driving Peggy back from the video store, Steve gets cut off in traffic and Peggy gives the driver "the finger". Steve then asks the Bundys to come over to his and Marcy's house to watch some videos, as protection when he's afraid of a violent reprisal when he is followed home by the man. When there's a knock on the front door, Al convinces Steve to take the first punch... and Steve ends up knocking down a midget.
The House That Peg Lost
E15
The House That Peg LostSteve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.
Married ... with Prom Queen (1)
E16
Married ... with Prom Queen (1)Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.
Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)
E17
Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?
The Dateless Amigo
E18
The Dateless AmigoAfter his two best friends find dates for themselves, Bud is desperately seeking any girl that will date him, so he resorts to getting a life-sized mannequin to pose as his date for the evening. Meanwhile, Al comes up with a million-dollar invention for a shoe salesmen's convention called "Shoe Lights". But they're pretty pathetic, he just takes the headlights and battery out of the car and straps them onto Kelly's shoes.
The Computer Show
E19
The Computer ShowAgainst Al's objection, Peggy buys a home computer for the kids, to help them with their schoolwork, but it gets more use as a hat rack when no one wants to use it. Al begins to hear the computer talking to him and taunting him about his inferior life. At the same time, Al tries to train the not-so-bright Buck to fetch his bedroom slippers.
Life's a Beach
E20
Life's a BeachSeeking a tad more family togetherness (like TV's "Eight Family") and a family picture, Al declares "Bundy Day at the Beach", in which he takes the family to a local beach on Lake Michigan. Bud and Kelly compete with each other to find some dates for themselves, while an old flame, Marilyn Beamis, finds Al.
Here's Lookin' at You, Kid
E21
Here's Lookin' at You, KidWhen all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.