Married... with Children

Season 1

TV-PG

90%

With a pay check that is lower than what the local beggar is earning, and with a wife and two children whose only interest is to rob him of his last cents, shoe-salesman Al Bundy is lucky if he can sit down in front of the TV with an ice-cold beer, or sneak out to the local Nudy bar every Tuesday night. Life isn't what it used to be when he was the star of the high-school football team, and when he scored four touch-downs in a single game.

Where to Watch Season 1

13 Episodes

Pilot
E1
Episode 1PilotIn this pilot we meet Al and Peg Bundy, a very dysfunctional Chicago family. In the pilot, Al and Peg, who have no friends, meet their new neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Steve and Marcy are a very happily married couple until they learn from the Bundys.
Thinnergy
E2
Episode 2ThinnergyMarcy gives Peggy the book "Thinnergy", which is a book about health. Very inspired by the book, Peggy goes on a diet and tries to convince the family to join in, but they refuse. When the diet makes Peggy really annoying, Steve convinces Al to join the diet, and persuades Peggy to quit.
But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy
E3
Episode 3But I Didn't Shoot the DeputyThere is a rash of burglaries in the area and the Rhoades' house is robbed and Al's car stereo is stolen. Both families seek solutions: Steve and Marcy buy a guard dog and Al buys a gun, with bad results.
Whose Room Is It Anyway
E4
Episode 4Whose Room Is It AnywaySteve and Marcy plan to add a new room to their house, using their tax refund money. Al convinces Steve to make it into a billiards room, while Peggy convinces Marcy to make it into an exercise room, which leads to an all-out battle of the sexes to see who will win.
Have You Driven a Ford Lately?
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Episode 5Have You Driven a Ford Lately?Al and Steve buy a beat up Ford Mustang from one of Kelly's boyfriends. Soon, they form a tight friendship while restoring it. The only problem is that they are neglecting their wives, now that they spend every free minute with the car. Marcy gets to experience something in the back seat of the Mustang that she has never done before and when Al finds out about it, he won't let her forget it.
Sixteen Years and What Do You Get
E6
Episode 6Sixteen Years and What Do You GetDespite their agreement not to exchange gifts for their 16th wedding anniversary, Al secretly goes gift shopping anyway to buy Peggy a new wristwatch. When Al's credit card is rejected for being over its limit, he returns home to find that Peggy, Kelly and Bud had bought gifts for him and Peggy... using his credit card.
Married... without Children
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Episode 7Married... without ChildrenIn an attempt to spice up their marriage, Al and Peg check in at a hotel, while Steve and Marcy babysit Bud and Kelly. The Rhoades' learn that babysitting the young Bundys is a mistake when the kids turn their home into a rioting party.
The Poker Game
E8
Episode 8The Poker GameOne evening, Al takes Steve along to watch a poker game he's playing with his friends. Steve thinks he has the feel of the game and sits in for one of the men, but he ends up losing his paycheck to Al. Steve tries to avoid telling Marcy the truth about losing their mortgage payment money, while Al plans to use his $300 winnings to buy a new fishing rod.
Peggy Sue Got Work
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Episode 9Peggy Sue Got WorkTo get the money to purchase a new VCR that Al won't buy her, Peggy gets a job in a department store, which takes the "fun" out of the Bundy marriage as a result of her absence. Peggy winds up in the clock department, where the ticking noise drives her nuts. Kelly and Bud get stuck with Al for the evenings.
Al Loses His Cherry
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Episode 10Al Loses His CherryAl gets a first-hand look at Luke's swinging bachelor life when he takes refuge at Luke's apartment after work rather than return home to finish an argument with Peggy over visiting her relatives for the weekend. Luke invites two attractive, dim-witted airline stewardesses over to his place, where one of them tempts Al.
Nightmare on Al's Street
E11
Episode 11Nightmare on Al's StreetWhile Steve is out of town for the week on business, Marcy starts having dreams involving a romance-minded Al which turns her dreams into nightmares, and turns off her sexual urges, prompting her to look into the source of her nightmares, while a clueless Steve asks Al for advice on Marcy's sudden lack of sexual needs.
Where's the Boss
E12
Episode 12Where's the BossAfter thinking that his boss is dead, Al tries to find another job unless he gets some appreciation and credit for his work.
Johnny Be Gone
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Episode 13Johnny Be GonePersonal problems and crises delay Al and Peggy's departure to the going out of business party of their favorite hamburger joint, "Johnny B. Goode's", which range from Kelly being stood up from going to a party, Bud wanting to finish a remote-controlled car for a model car festival, to Marcy stranded at the Bundys wearing only a towel after staining her dress.