Late Show with David Letterman
Season 7
TV-PG
David Letterman's comedic talk-show after moving to a new television network. He retains largely the same format as the previous 'Late Night with David Letterman.'
Where to Watch Season 7
196 Episodes
- Jenna Elfman, Chris Kattan, Christine AguileraE8
Jenna Elfman, Chris Kattan, Christine AguileraWith the possibility of a rare hurricane hitting New York City, Paul checks for ""talk show closings"" and Dave comes on stage in a poncho and galoshes. Meanwhile, Jenna Elfman hijacks Anton's drumset, and Christina Aguilera performs ""What a Girl Wants."" - Nathan Lane, Emmylou Harris & Linda RondstadtE16
Nathan Lane, Emmylou Harris & Linda RondstadtNadine, Andrea, Sirajul (but not Mujibur) and Joe G. play ""Who Wants to Win a Giant Phony Check for $1,000,000?"" Later, Alan promotes a film he just produced called ""For the Ladies"" (which turns out to be weightlifting porn flick). - Mia Farrow, Russell Crowe, Paula Cole BandE17
Mia Farrow, Russell Crowe, Paula Cole BandDave tells another dentist-related horror story; in ""New for Fall,"" Mujibur and Sirajul star in the Bollywood musical ""Basanta Gan Gaibay""; Evander Holyfield presents the Top Ten, but Lennox Lewis interupts to introduce #1. - Kevin Spacey, EurythmicsE18
Kevin Spacey, EurythmicsKevin Spacey promotes ""American Beauty,"" then gives Dave a bag of Presidential M&M's. Later, Harold Larkin tells one of the ""True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands"": He walks into a mysterious closet backstage, falls into a black hole, then walks out in a nonchalant fashion. - Charles Grodin, Jimmie Walker, Buena Vista Social ClubE30
Charles Grodin, Jimmie Walker, Buena Vista Social ClubPaul and Dave talk about the band's weekend gig at the White House; for his latest World Series report, Biff interviews, amongst others, Evander Holyfield and John Rocker; the octogenarian stars of the hit documentary ""The Buena Vista Social Club"" perform. - Meryl Streep, Natalie MerchantE34
Meryl Streep, Natalie MerchantDave shows a dumb picture of him outside, then gets marksman Armando Aiello to shoot paint balls at it; Dave disses Harmony Korine, who made some choice comments after getting bumped the other night; Mike McIntee and Bill DeLace guard the world's largest pumpkin (1131 pounds). - Bill Cosby, Milla JovovichE37
Bill Cosby, Milla Jovovich14-year-old music prodigy Shannon Kerman sits in; Paul's most vivid memory of this year's World Series is reinterpreted by Martin Scorsese and Ricky Martin; after Mujibur and Sirajul play ""Where Can I Get a Decent Meal in This Town?"" at the trendy Ranch 1 restuarant, Biff brings in fried chicken, an item that they claimed they didn't have. - Susan Sarandon, Juan Montoya, East Harlem ViolinistsE38
Susan Sarandon, Juan Montoya, East Harlem ViolinistsA cannon called the Alludium 2000 Pumpkin Modulator, along with its operator Max Teasdale, wait to launch a giant pumpkin into orbit on 53rd Street. Also, Roberta Glasspari and The East Harlem Violinists (subjects of the film ""Music of the Heart"") perform with soloist Mark O'Connor. - Woody Harrelson, Bobby RahalE40
Woody Harrelson, Bobby RahalNYC Marathon winners Joseph Chebet (of Kenya) and Adrianna Fernandez (of Mexico) run across the stage; Dave mentions that staff members Jay Johnson, Fred Dhimizu and Patty McDonald ran in the same marathon; Kenny Sheehan performs in the Broadway revival of ""Annie."" - Don Rickles, Jane ClaysonE41
Don Rickles, Jane ClaysonDave mentions that he's #64 on Entertainment Weekly's list of 100 Greatest Entertainers (inbetween Joni Mitchell and Jim Carrey); live via satellite, it's another Open Mic Night in the Mojave Desert; Boots Randolph sits in on sax; Jane Clayson plugs ""The Early Show."" - Jack Hanna, Bob Hoskins, Melanie CE42
Jack Hanna, Bob Hoskins, Melanie CDave announces the premiere of ""Good Old-Fashioned Fun,"" which includes Harold Larkin making a snow angel in mayonnaise and Mujibur and Sirajul racing to the death in a soap box derby. Later, former Spice Girl Melanie C sings ""I Turn To You."" - Natalie Portman, Travis Pastrana, Ted AlexandroE43
Natalie Portman, Travis Pastrana, Ted AlexandroDave shows a tape of stunt biker/scheduled guest Travis Pastrana's mishap that afternoon, and the injured daredevil later hobbles onstage. By the end of the show, the Hi-Ho Girls are helping Travis repair his bike. - Claudia Schiffer, Chris CornellE45
Claudia Schiffer, Chris CornellDave shows a clip that shows that even though he's only been on the network for two weeks, but there's already trouble on Bryant Gumbel's Early Show. Midway through an interview, a guy accidentally has his arm cut off. Later, Dave and Claudia Schiffer blow up chestnuts in a microwave oven. - Stupid Pet Tricks, William BaldwinE54
Stupid Pet Tricks, William BaldwinA dog that fetches beer appears on ""Stupid Human Tricks""; Dave rants that all the other talk shows are copying the aforementioned segment; another Open Mic Night in the Mohave Desert turns up nothing; Rudy Giuliani presents the Top Ten. - Barbara Walter, Dan Patrick, Mary J. BligeE55
Barbara Walter, Dan Patrick, Mary J. BligeDuring the segment ""The Best and Worst of the Millennium,"" an image of Sam Donaldson's eyebrows suddenly comes to life. Also, during tonight's Open Mic in the Mojave Desert, a technician tests the open mike and adjusts the height. - Tim Robbins, Laetitia Casta, B.B. King & Dr. JohnE57
Tim Robbins, Laetitia Casta, B.B. King & Dr. JohnGlen Campbell sits in; Dave discusses the list of good and bad cities that he mentioned on the show last month, then checks in with Kankakee, IL mayor Donald Green, who receives another gazebo from Dave; Tim Robbins gets clobbered playing ice hockey. - Matt Damon, Q-TipE69
Matt Damon, Q-TipFeeling a little warm, Dave takes off his coat and does most of the show in just his shirt and tie; in ""Who Asked For It?"" Patrick Stewart and the Taco Bell chihuahua star in ""A Christmas Carol;"" Biff performs a holiday-themed duet with a cardboard cutout of Celine Dion. - Charles Grodin, Julia Roberts, Regis PhilbinE84
Charles Grodin, Julia Roberts, Regis PhilbinIt's the debut of Late Show Backstage, a clip show hosted tonight by Charles Grodin while Dave recovers from his quintuple-bypass surgery three weeks before. Amongst the highlights: Charles chats with Julia Roberts, Dave's interview with J.Ro from May 17, 1999, a Top Ten list from John Malkovich (see Show #1307), and to cap the night, Charles and surprise guest Regis Philbin. - Regis Philbin, Jerry Seinfeld, Danny DeVitoE85
Regis Philbin, Jerry Seinfeld, Danny DeVito""Backstage,"" Day 2: Regis is now sitting in a whole new ""hot seat"" as the clip show's second host in as many nights. Tonight, he chats with Jerry Seinfeld, who introduces footage of Dave doing the Top Ten without pants, and Danny DeVito, who for one reason or another shows a clip from Taxi. - Paul Schaffer, Bruce Willis, Martin ShortE86
Paul Schaffer, Bruce Willis, Martin ShortBackstage #3: Paul appears on the Late Show for the first time since Dave's surgery, sitting on a movie set with Bruce Willis and his old friend Martin Short. Amongst tonight's clips: Bruce doing various stunts; Casey Kasem presents the Top Ten (see Show #0005); Dave makes crank phone calls (also Show #0005); Martin Short sings a selection from the musical Little Me. - Regis Philbin, Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica ParkerE87
Regis Philbin, Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica ParkerBackstage, Day 4: Regis hosts again, chatting with Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker, and ""the great"" Pat Farmer. Amongst the clips: Bill goes to the balcony via a ladder; a Top Ten featuring Barry White; Dave and Sarah mingle with Kid Scientists. - Paul Schaffer, Steve Martin, Billy CrystalE88
Paul Schaffer, Steve Martin, Billy CrystalBackstage, Day 5: Paul hosts again, this time with Dave's buddies Steve Martin and Billy Crystal. Amongst the clips: Steve mans a projector to show a clip from his latest movie (see Show #0499); the Top Ten list from the fifth anniversary special, with Jerry Seinfeld escorting Dave's mom onstage; Dave hangs out with Olympic judges (see Show #0963). At the end of the show, Paul and Billy goof around behind the scenes at The Price Is Right. - Paul Schaffer, Drew Barrymore, Ray RomanoE89
Paul Schaffer, Drew Barrymore, Ray RomanoBackstage, Day 6: In the cold opening, Paul tries to hit on Drew Barrymore. Amongst the clips: Drew flashing Dave on his 48th birthday; Drew and Dave getting married one month after said clip; ten beautiful women present the Top Ten (see Show #0543); Ray Romano singing ""Silent Night"" as his kids beat each other up. - David Brenner, Kathie Lee Gifford, Alec BaldwinE90
David Brenner, Kathie Lee Gifford, Alec BaldwinBackstage, Day 7: Comedian David Brenner interrogates Kathie Lee Gifford and Alec Baldwin. Tonight's clips: Dave hijacks the Butterball turkey hotline (see Show #1345); a Top Ten remote from Bill DeLace; Alec shares child-rearing tips with Dave. - Tom Snyder, Norm MacDonald, Don RicklesE91
Tom Snyder, Norm MacDonald, Don RicklesBackstage, Day 8: Former ""Tomorrow"" and ""Late Late Show"" host Tom Snyder trades a bon mot or two with Norm MacDonald and Don Rickles. Tonight's clips: Norm vents after being demoted on SNL (see Show #0936); a Top Ten from Demi Moore; Don tells Dave how he met Frank Sinatra. - Tom Snyder, Mike Myers, Roseanne, Bonnie HuntE92
Tom Snyder, Mike Myers, Roseanne, Bonnie HuntBackstage, Day 9: Tom Snyder's still here, and this time he hosts Mike Myers, Roseanne Barr, and Bonnie Hunt. Tonight's clips: Dave shows film footage of Mike as a Canadian Cub Scout; Mike wishes his mom a happy birthday (see Show #0960); a Top Ten from James Earl Jones; Roseanne talks basketball. - Tom Arnold, Robin Williams, Jack HannahE93
Tom Arnold, Robin Williams, Jack Hannah""Backstage,"" Day 10: After chatting with Robin Williams, Tom Arnold openly comments that he's disappointed that Jack Hanna didn't bring any animals to the set. Tonight's clips: Robin storms out of the backdrop (see Show #0001); Dave meets Frisco hippie Manny Papp (see Show #0589); Dave makes baby talk with a monkey. - Julia Roberts, Israel PerlmanE96
Julia Roberts, Israel PerlmanIn his first post-surgery rant, Dave hollers about having to be driven to work for a while, and then really fumes about having to drink decaffeinated coffee; during a segment called ""How The Media Covered Dave's Surgery,"" Dave shows a (bogus) supermarket tabloid stating that he had actually given birth to quintuplets. - Kathie Lee Gifford, Tom Arnold, Joy Behar, Linda EdarE97
Kathie Lee Gifford, Tom Arnold, Joy Behar, Linda EdarKathie Lee Gifford becomes the latest guest host to alternate with Dave while he continues to recuperate from heart surgery. Tonight, she gets heckled by an audience member who notices that she's not wearing a bra, to which she snaps back, ""Go wear a jock strap!"" - David Brenner, Carson Daley, Aida Turturro, Gary Gulman, Ben Harper & The Innocent CriminalsE100
David Brenner, Carson Daley, Aida Turturro, Gary Gulman, Ben Harper & The Innocent CriminalsDavid Brenner fills in for Dave and does about ten minutes of stand-up. Later, he chats with Aida Turturro of The Sopranos. - Nathan Lane, Mel Brooks, Mario Cantone, Kristin ChenowethE102
Nathan Lane, Mel Brooks, Mario Cantone, Kristin ChenowethNathan Lane is the latest fill-in host, and he introduces a short film about the many perks of taking over for Dave. Later, he sings a song from the musical You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown with Kristin Chenoweth. - Kathie Lee Gifford, Eddie IzzardE104
Kathie Lee Gifford, Eddie IzzardPaul is wearing a white tailored suit tonight, prompting Dave to point out that the bandleader is the musical director of the upcoming Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies. Also, Sandra and Nadine help Dave celebrate eighteen years in late night, even though the anniversary was over a month ago. - Janeane Garofalo, Bob Odenkirk & David Cross, Zack Galifanakis, Old '97sE105
Janeane Garofalo, Bob Odenkirk & David Cross, Zack Galifanakis, Old '97sJaneane Garofalo becomes the latest guest host; ""slide whistle legend"" Bazeel sits in; Janeane does tonight's interviews sitting in a school desk placed in front of Dave's desk; Bob Odenkirk and David Cross make funny noises; Bazeel and the band performs ""Wipe Out."" - Tim Robbins, Melissa EtheridgeE106
Tim Robbins, Melissa EtheridgeDuring ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria fills in for Rob, who's too busy working on the NBC pilot Ed; Biff presents the winning contestant of tonight's ""Beat the Clock"" with the home version of the game (a checkerboard); ""Phil Carmichael"" of CBS Promotions (Bill DeLace) does a presentation on ratings stunts. - Gabriel Byrne, Martha Stewart, MobyE109
Gabriel Byrne, Martha Stewart, MobyIn a remarkably lengthy edition of ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave decides not to perform a piece comparing Bush and Gore, and then rants about his cable service. Afterwards, he admits that this is his last night in television, so he introduces his family, then claims he's moving to St. Louis to work for Ralston Purina. Also, while cooking with Martha Stewart, Dave attempts to juggle eggs. - Barbara Walters, Linda Cardellini, Kimmie RhodesE111
Barbara Walters, Linda Cardellini, Kimmie RhodesOut on 53rd Street, Biff has a hand counter to help with the ongoing US Census; Dave shows a clip of Barbara Walters making a weird facial reaction during her latest Oscar special; the Gore-Bush bit from two nights ago is finally performed in its entirety; Biff counts a total of 1,482 people in the United States. - Rosie Perez, Robert KleinE112
Rosie Perez, Robert KleinRob Burnett returns to his desk on the corner of the stage; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave comments on CBS' new slogan (""The address… is CBS"") and cracks wise on Gene Keady's hair; during the Top Ten, Dave makes a rare bald joke aimed at Paul. - Minnie Driver, Trisha YearwoodE113
Minnie Driver, Trisha YearwoodCold opening: Dr. Henry Kissinger announces that he's Dave's latest guest host, only to learn rather abruptly that Dave isn't sick anymore. Also, Dave has Rupert make a Hello Deli's latest menu addition, the kosher-friendly ""Paul Shaffer Sandwich,"" and a few minutes later Rupert delivers it to its namesake. - Kid Scientists, Jimmy Smits, Bruce CockburnE114
Kid Scientists, Jimmy Smits, Bruce CockburnPaul is introduced as Gaston Mazacani; Rob tells a funny story about an incident he had with a cab driver; during a segment called ""What I like about Spring,"" Alan unwittingly admits that he's on the down low. - David Arquette, Al GreenE116
David Arquette, Al GreenDuring Campaign 2000, nobody can muster up any interesting topics, so Dave discusses Daylight Savings Time. Later, Dave brings up the recently-announced discovery that most gay men have unusual finger length, so Dave, Paul and Biff (in a dress) check their hands. - David Duchovny, Joe Pistone, Lou ReedE118
David Duchovny, Joe Pistone, Lou ReedDave announces that the show is adopting (and thus protecting) Cuban refugee Elian Gonzalez; Rupert makes a Biff Henderson sandwich for Paul, but not for Biff; Dave mentions that he received a phone call from Johnny Carson shortly after his shout-out last week. - Paul Newman, Pearl JamE124
Paul Newman, Pearl JamDave announces he's 41 today because he's not counting his 12 years at NBC; during a segment called ""Job Hunting Tips,"" a barbershop quartet sings intern Bob Dickerson's resume; Richard Simmons calls up Daddy to wish him a happy birthday, and Dave promptly hangs up on him. - Jeff Foxworthy, Vertical HorizonE127
Jeff Foxworthy, Vertical HorizonPaul says his 86-year-old father, Bernard Shaffer, had a quintuple bypass yesterday and later Bruce Kapler admits that his dad had a mere double bypass a year ago. Also, Dave stops the show to read the latest issue of Oprah's magazine. - Kristin Johnson, LiveE128
Kristin Johnson, LiveAfter discussing Oprah's magazine on and off for the last few weeks, Dave announces that the first issue of ""D,"" the Dave magazine, has finally been rolled out. Also, Alan interrupts ""Campaign 2000"" to announce he's been reunited with his fat German son. - David Spade, Marion JonesE132
David Spade, Marion JonesJimmy Webb and Glen Campbell sit in; Dave announces the blood test following last week's tick incident came out negative; in homage to a trend that sweeping various TV shows nowadays, ""Campaign 2000"" is shown in letterbox; independent film maker Mark Borchardt presents his interview with former Presidential candidate Gary Bauer. - Stupid Human Tricks, Joaquin Phoenix, Mighty Mighty BosstonesE136
Stupid Human Tricks, Joaquin Phoenix, Mighty Mighty BosstonesDave announces he was pulled over for speeding again, then kisses up to the New York State police; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave sings the praises of Tivo; ten jockeys present the Top Ten. - Betty White, HansonE137
Betty White, HansonApparently, Michelle O'Calaghan had another baby over the weekend; Dave says he's been called to jury duty, prompting a brief state of panic; during another ""What's New"" segment, Pat and Kenny attempt to recite Shakespeare; a morbidly obese man is introduced as the winning jockey of last weekend's Kentucky Derby. - John Travolta, Cast of Kiss me KateE138
John Travolta, Cast of Kiss me KateDave continues to comment on the jury duty situation; the outside cam heads for Joe G's to play ""Would You Like To Win a Phony Check for 350 Million Dollars?""; after three years of struggling, Rob Burnett finally shows footage of his daughters not being afraid of the Easter Bunny. - Richard Simmons, Sarah VowellE141
Richard Simmons, Sarah VowellRob and Dave go over the ground rules for Richard Simmons' latest visit tonight, including permission to use a fire extinguisher on Richard if needed; during Mailbag, Dave becomes pen-pals with viewer Tyler Gatlin; ten celebrity moms (including Gerard and Dorothy) present the Top Ten, though it wouldn't become a yearly tradition until 2002. - Jackie Chan, Jim GaffiganE145
Jackie Chan, Jim GaffiganA man pretending to be Les Moonves delivers a Murder, She Wrote to Dave; the retirement of longtime White House press corps member Helen Thomas is discussed, so Dave shows a gag reel showing memorable moments of her career dating back to 1492; Dave promotes tomorrow night's bowling ball stunt. - Ringo Starr, Jane KrakowskiE146
Ringo Starr, Jane KrakowskiDave announces that this is the season finale; Dave and Maria bid farewell to Rob Burnett, who will now be busy at work with Ed; Tonya Smith drops a bowling ball on the head of Ken Richmond from 12 feet above the stage; Ringo Starr and the All-Starr Band sing ""With a Little Help from My Friends."" - Earvin 'Magic' Johnson, matchbox 20E148
Earvin 'Magic' Johnson, matchbox 20Buzz Aldrin interviews this year's nominees for the Daytime Emmys in a spacesuit; Mujibur and Sirajul make a basketball wager with Rupert; Dave flips through a furniture catalog; Matchbox Twenty performs ""Crutch"" out on the sidewalk. - Nathan Lane, Gloria EstefanE149
Nathan Lane, Gloria EstefanJames Earl Jones reads excerpts from Richard Simmons' new autobiography; ""Biff Henderson's America"" spends a couple of days in Calhoun, Missouri; a man pretending to be Les Moonves promotes the new game show Survivor while dressed up as Moses. - Robert Duvall, Don HenleyE154
Robert Duvall, Don HenleyDave says Campaign 2000 is ""largely void of content, (and) just a big waste of time."" During tonight's segment, however, Paul openly wishes that they would use his name as a clue on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Also, Alan gives tips for summer safety, which quickly morphs into an excuse to rip off his shirt and pour suntan lotion all over his body. - Roger Ebert, Nia LongE155
Roger Ebert, Nia LongDave introduces Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; in honor of Survivor, George Clarke locks himself in the boiler room with nothing but a video camera and some rations, and eventually ends up chewing his arm off; Biff reports from Game 1 of the NBA Finals in Los Angeles. - Martin Lawrence, Sinead O'ConnorE156
Martin Lawrence, Sinead O'ConnorPaul hosts a game called ""Staffer / Not a Staffer,"" in which Dave must guess if the person onstage is one of his underlings. He correctly guesses that it is a staffer; talent researcher Nick Prueher. Also, Maria Pope discusses a recent trip to Hooters. - Jimmy Connors, David CoulthardE157
Jimmy Connors, David CoulthardDave announces that he's fulfilled his jury duty up in Connecticut (he didn't make the cut); George Clarke continues to hold on for dear life in the boiler room; Biff visits the NBA Finals in LA; Maria and Paul offer their condolences to Dave. - Marv Albert, Heath Ledger, Bon JoviE158
Marv Albert, Heath Ledger, Bon JoviPat Farmer fixes Dave's chair; during an outside cam bit involving the CBS Store and a new electronics shop next door, Tony Randall is found standing on the roof for no particular reason; the 2000 Stanley Cup Champion New Jersey Devils walk onstage for ""Campaign 2000,"" then hang out at the CBS Store. - Calista Flockhart, Isaac HayesE159
Calista Flockhart, Isaac HayesDave announces the birth of Kathy Mavrikakis' daughter; George Clarke is now trapped in the boiler room with two prostitutes, and then declares himself a ""Volcano God""; Isaac Hayes conducts an orchestra performing the theme from Shaft. - Naomi Campbell, Juan MontoyaE160
Naomi Campbell, Juan MontoyaAn old man (not Calvert) shuffles his feet onstage at the end of the monologue, then walks away; for Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Stacey Stillman, the first Survivor loser to appear on the Late Show; Dave tastes Naomi Campbell's new shower gel. - Stupid Pet Tricks, Jimmy Kimmel, Billy Bragg & WilcoE161
Stupid Pet Tricks, Jimmy Kimmel, Billy Bragg & WilcoLaurie Diamond brings Dave a new cup of coffee after someone steals his mug; during Mailbag, Gerard comments on Survivor; during ""Stupid Pet Tricks,"" Dave accidentally steps on dog's tail and gets bitten on the face. - Mark Wahlberg, The DeftonesE163
Mark Wahlberg, The DeftonesPaul Rodgers of Bad Company sits in on vocals; after Dave worries about possible civil disobedience in downtown LA after the Lakers' NBA Championship, Harold Larkin opens the door to reveal rioting outside the theater; Mark Wahlberg promotes The Perfect Storm. - Dana Carvey, No DoubtE164
Dana Carvey, No DoubtDave shows a (phony) tape of Tiger Woods disintegrating opponents' balls with his laser eyes; during Campaign 2000, ""Rita Buttgas"" (Jude Brennan) returns to celebrate the one-year anniversary of her $100 victory on ""Alan's Secret Word"" and discusses the hardships she's had since her fleeting fame fizzled; Dana Carvey and Dave share stories about their heart problems. - Piedmont Bird Callers, Keenan Ivory WayansE166
Piedmont Bird Callers, Keenan Ivory WayansDave demonstrates troubles with newscasters who look at the wrong camera by moving his head every five seconds; during Mailbag, Biff chats with (pre-recorded) footage of Shaquille O'Neal; Worldwide Pants production assistant Allison Abbate is the latest to be subjected to ""Staffer- Not a Staffer."" - George Clooney, Warren ZevonE170
George Clooney, Warren ZevonMaria tells Dave that newscaster/hottie Daljit Dhaliwal has been booked for next week, while Dave announces that he's doing a favor for a cop who stopped him for speeding recently by having him appear on the show. Also, Dave and Survivor loser Dirk Been comment on how everybody's losing weight on the show except Richard Hatch. - Tom Arnold, Brian WilsonE172
Tom Arnold, Brian WilsonDave plays the tapes of the dog bite and the deer attack yet again; during Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Dave to a First Mate in the US Navy, and 200 sailors from the USS Nassau storm the stage right afterward; Brian Wilson and Friends perform ""Sloop John B."" - National Hollerin' Champions, Skye McCole BartusiakE173
National Hollerin' Champions, Skye McCole BartusiakDave introduces the ""Late Show Liberty Dancers""; live via telephone, the owner of a nearby fireworks shop shoots explosives; the finalists of this year's National Hollerin' Championship perform onstage. - Ellen Degeneres, Sheryl Crow & Steve EarleE174
Ellen Degeneres, Sheryl Crow & Steve EarleThe ""Liberty Dancers"" are rechristened ""The 5th of July Dancers""; an audience guy with a very distinctive goatee is the subject of a reality show-themed Top Ten; Dave bullies Tony into promoting his self-titled internet program. - Will Ferrell, Ben Folds FiveE179
Will Ferrell, Ben Folds FiveDave continues to refer to Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; Alan shows Dave photos from his recent vacation; Maria confirms that Al Gore's interested in being a guest on the show; Ben Folds Five (in their last TV appearance) performs ""Regrets."" - Jeff Daniels, Bob SarlatteE180
Jeff Daniels, Bob SarlatteContinuing with a running gag that started the previous week, Dave shows a ""Anna Kournikova Play of the Day"" (footage of her drinking a water bottle), followed by similar clips from Don Zimmer and Larry King. Also, Gerard impersonates Survivor loser Greg Buis (who was sick) for a spirited chat during ""Campaign 2000."" - Harrison FordE182
Harrison FordPat and Kenny play Frisbee on the roof; the latest roll call introduces us to such people behind-the-scenes as Tony Mendez's puppet-master, Dave's fiancé and Paul's girlfriend (the same woman), and a staffer who's still living in his Y2K bunker; Dave suggests that a proposed Bush-Gore debate on the show will utilize Jai Alai scoring. - Don Rickles, WeenE183
Don Rickles, WeenDave suggests that someone on the staff is messing around with his chair; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria Pope tells Dave that there has been no word from the Bush camp; George Plimpton reads the new Harry Potter book, but not aloud; Ween performs ""Even If You Don't."" - Darrell Hammond, Todd RundgrenE191
Darrell Hammond, Todd RundgrenDuring CBS Mailbag, Mujibur and Sirajul debate ""Do you like monkeys?"", which results in a lengthy fistfight. Later, after another one of Inky Mendez's tantrums, we see an ad for ""Dave and Tony's How to Rant In Spanish"" educational videotape.
