Joe Bob's Drive-In Theater
Season 1995
"Joe Bob's Drive-In Theater" was a hosted horror movie show with John Bloom as host "Joe Bob Briggs" where he would present fantasy, horror and science fiction movies on The Movie Channel, providing background information on each movie shown.
Where to Watch Season 1995
156 Episodes
- Enemy Gold (1993/4)E1
Enemy Gold (1993/4)[“Ask Not What Andy Sidaris Can Do for You but What You Can Do for Andy Sidaris” Month: Christian Drew Sidaris with Andy Sidaris] While on a mission to stop a drug operation, three Federal agents accidentally discover gold from the Civil War. With the aid of a corrupt agent, a ruthless criminal kingpin will hunt them down, one by one. - They Call Me Macho Woman! (1989)E2
They Call Me Macho Woman! (1989)[“Ask Not What Andy Sidaris Can Do for You but What You Can Do for Andy Sidaris” Month: Christian Drew Sidaris with Andy Sidaris] Tromatic Super Heroine Susan Morris has to learn to fend for herself when she decides to escape from the urban jungle. While looking for a charming house in the country, she falls into the clutches of a band of brawny brutes - Mongo and his crew of corporate cretins. A once sweet working girl from the city, Susan is pushed to her limits and becomes a fearsome female warrior. She escapes imprisonment from the gang and, craving revenge, metamorphosizes into a heroic woodland creature. Armed with instruments of steel and skills derived from primitive survival instincts, she repels the evil onslaught. Macho Woman has arrived! - Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)E4
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)[“Ask Not What Andy Sidaris Can Do for You but What You Can Do for Andy Sidaris” Month: Arlene Sidaris with Andy Sidaris and Dona Speir] In Hawaii, an undercover DEA agent and her civilian friend stumble upon a drug trafficking operation, and have to enlist the help of all their colleagues/friends to go after the vicious drug kingpin. - Dominion Tank Police Part 1 (1988)E5
Dominion Tank Police Part 1 (1988)[“Ask Not What Andy Sidaris Can Do for You but What You Can Do for Andy Sidaris” Month: Arlene Sidaris with Andy Sidaris and Dona Speir] In a dystopic pollution ridden future, the tank police fight for law and order and cause massive collateral destruction along the way. - Night of the Living Dead (1990)E6
Night of the Living Dead (1990)[“Ask Not What Andy Sidaris Can Do for You but What You Can Do for Andy Sidaris” Month: Christian Drew Sidaris with Andy Sidaris] When the unburied dead return to life and seek human victims, seven refugees seek shelter in a house in the Pennsylvanian countryside, but the group is at odds as to how they should deal with the situation. - Hard Hunted (1993)E7
Hard Hunted (1993)[“Ask Not What Andy Sidaris Can Do for You but What You Can Do for Andy Sidaris” Month: Julie K. Smith with Andy Sidaris] An international arms dealer will stop at nothing to retrieve a stolen Chinese nuclear relay hidden in a jade Buddha figurine. It's up to a group of undercover federal agents stationed in Hawaii to stop it falling into the wrong hands. - Dominion Tank Police Part 2 (1989)E8
Dominion Tank Police Part 2 (1989)[“Ask Not What Andy Sidaris Can Do for You but What You Can Do for Andy Sidaris” Month: Christian Drew Sidaris with Andy Sidaris] In a dystopic pollution ridden future, the tank police fight for law and order and cause massive collateral destruction along the way. - Tombstone (1993)E9
Tombstone (1993)[“Ask Not What Andy Sidaris Can Do for You but What You Can Do for Andy Sidaris” Month: Christian Drew Sidaris with Andy Sidaris] A successful lawman's plans to retire anonymously in Tombstone, Arizona are disrupted by the kind of outlaws he was famous for eliminating. - Fit to Kill (1993)E10
Fit to Kill (1993)[“Ask Not What Andy Sidaris Can Do for You but What You Can Do for Andy Sidaris” Month: Cynthia Brimhall with Andy Sidaris] In this follow up to Hard Hunted (1993), international arms dealer Kane seeks a Russian imperial diamond which was stolen by a Nazi officer from a Leningrad museum during WWII. - Ticks (1993)E11
Ticks (1993)[“Ask Not What Andy Sidaris Can Do for You but What You Can Do for Andy Sidaris” Month: Christian Drew Sidaris with Andy Sidaris] A group of troubled teenagers are led by social workers on a California wilderness retreat, not knowing that the woods they are camping in have become infested by mutated, blood-sucking ticks. - Lake Consequence (1993)E14
Lake Consequence (1993)Irene, a thirty-something housewife with a successful husband and a young son, has her life thrown in a spin when she becomes attracted to Billy, a member of a landscape crew outside her house. When Irene's husband and son leave for a weekend fishing trip, Irene wanting to see Billy, gets locked in the back of his trailer and ends up at remote Lake Consequence with Billy and his girlfriend Grace where they take Irene on a trip into the nearby town to a Chinese New Year Festival, and through a series of adventures they bring out the repressed sexual needs Irene has been holding inside for a long time. - Entangled (1993)E28
Entangled (1993)A car and lorry collide, the woman in the back seat is probably dead, the driver is severely hurt. In flashbacks we see what led to the tragedy. He is David, a writer living in France, entering his novel anonymously in a contest. She is Annabelle, his lover, a fashion model on the brink of international success. Each keeps a secret from the other. David is a pawn of jealousy. He confronts a wealthy man he thinks is her lover; an accidental tragedy ensues that spirals out of control, resulting in the car crash. While David recovers from injuries, he finds out that another wealthy friend of Annabelle's has claimed the novel as his own. It's time for a final confrontation. - Bikini Carwash Company II (1993)
E34Bikini Carwash Company II (1993)The girls from The Bikini Carwash Company are back. Their business has been a success, and a purchase contract has been signed with an international megabusiness. But the company CEO is not playing straight - he wants only the land the car wash locations are sited on - to tear them down and build condos. The girls have only a week to raise $4 million to buy their company back. Lingerie sales over a TV channel is the method of choice, and since the product is demonstrated by the car wash principals, the flesh quotient remains as high as expected. - 11 Days, 11 Nights 2 (1991)E40
11 Days, 11 Nights 2 (1991)After being married and soon separated, Sarah Asproon is recalled to New Orleans as a executor of Lionel Durrington, her former recently deceased lover, a member of the richest family in Louisiana, with the task of establishing, in eleven days, who, among the four heirs are the only one, is worthy of receiving the enormous patrimony of an amount that is still undefined. Soon Sarah discovers that, for different reasons, everyone desperately needs money and manages to seduce three of them, but when she dedicates to the fourth, Sonny, publicly performing in front of him in a strip club, discovers that the voices are founded on his impotence. Thanks to Dana, Sarah also learns that Sonny's disturbance arose after seeing his ex-girlfriend Francis narcotized and abused in front of her eyes by Alfred, who at the same time is plotting in league with other family members. Sonny goes to an institute for the treatment of his impotence. Providentially Sarah learns of the plot, disguises herself as Francis and finally succeeds in seducing Sonny, causing him complete recovery and revealing her true identity only at the end. When it comes time to decide for the reading of the will, Sarah must communicate the name of the sole heir, but she has established that nobody is worthy to inherit the assets and would have opted to donate it to charity, but instead she proposes the division between all the heirs of the amount indicated in the will on condition that all before signing a release authorizing it to publish a book that reveals the secret family secrets, in case there was someone against the proposal and, in fact, all accept unanimous to sign. The next reading of the will indicates that the assets amounted to as much as $500 million, half of which is assigned to family members and the other half to identity person unknown to them. Finally, Sarah goes to visit Lionel's grave and discovers that in reality he has simulated his own death, assuming the identity of the beneficiary of the - Hollywood Dreams (1994)E74
Hollywood Dreams (1994)Lou Bughetti is making a cheesy movie with lots of nudity. Sara wants to be in it and is willing to do just about anything to get in. Veronica wants to be a real actress, but is reluctantly willing to do nudity. Steve wants in for the fringe benefits, and he likes the make-up lady. Robby would prefer to be a DJ. - Caroline at Midnight (1994)E79
Caroline at Midnight (1994)Victoria is a dealer in the most dangerous game. Playing conveniently into her hand is her husband and his partner, two of the dirtiest cops on the force. Gunning for her is a seductive lethal druglord. But in this game, Victoria's wildest card may be herself. She's falling in love with a reporter, who knows the secrets that could destroy them all. - The Wrong Man (1993)E81
The Wrong Man (1993)US merchant sailor Alex Walker (Kevin Anderson) is stranded in Mexico, penniless and wanted by the police. He meets and joins up with an unlikely couple - aging but likable shit Phillip Mills (John Lithgow) and young sexy, frustated wife Missy (Rosanna Arquette). The three develop a curiously inter-dependent relationship. Meanwhile, Police Captain Diaz and Detective Ortega are closing in and the plot circle is closed at Tapachula rail station amidst a stack of mistakes and wrong decisions. - The Horror Show (1989)E89
The Horror Show (1989)[Guest: Viki Williamson] Detective McCarthy finally catches "Meat Cleaver Max", a serial killer, who promises revenge during his execution. Nonetheless, a parapsychologist tells the detective that the only hope of stopping Max for good is to destroy his spirit. - Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)E92
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)[Guest: Fred Olen Ray] A detective embarks on a mission to track down a woman in L.A.'s seedy nightclubs, only to come face-to-face with a blood-thirsty cult of lethally beautiful prostitutes. Is he the next victim of Hollywood's demented Chainsaw Hookers? - CIA II: Target Alexa (1993)E98
CIA II: Target Alexa (1993)[Guest: Don ‘the Dragon’ Wilson] Alexa is one of the best, but her handiwork is done for terrorists. When she is finally captured, it is up to CIA agent Graver to turn her against her latest employer who has diplomatic immunity. Graver is one of the best at the CIA, but since the chip has been stolen, he has to use Alexa to find it. Alexa is too tough to turn on her own, so Graver must find the key to unlock her conviction. While he is working on Alexa, his boss is working on Graver. - The Harvest (1993)E101
The Harvest (1993)A screenwriter is sent to Mexico to develop a story that can be used to wrap up a movie presently in production. Given a very short time allotment, the writer immerses himself in the seamier side of a Mexican beach resort, but soon finds himself involved in a 'body organ for profit' operation. Drugged, he has one of his own kidneys removed, and then, with a woman he isn't sure he can trust, he sets out to expose the ring... with quite a surprise ending for the viewer. - Lurking Fear (1994)E107
Lurking Fear (1994)The town of Leffert's Corners has been plagued by unearthly beings for decades, and now there is only a few people left, including the local priest and a woman traumatised by the death of her sister. But when John Martense turns up to claim his illicit family fortune, with bad guys in pursuit, the last stand had become a lot more complicated. Supposedly based on the writings of H P Lovecraft. - Body Shot (1994)E113
Body Shot (1994)Paparazzi photographer Mickey Dane is obsessed with elusive pop singer Chelsea, and his attempts to capture her on film often land him in trouble. He jumps at the chance to photograph a Chelsea lookalike, but when Chelsea and her double are found murdered, he becomes the main suspect. Discovering a clue in one of his old photographs, Mickey must race against time to prove his innocence and find out what really happened. - Liar’s Edge (1992)E125
Liar’s Edge (1992)A child is traumatized when his father, a stuntman, dies in an attempt to go over Niagara Falls. Later, his mother meets and marries a truck driver, and things seem to be going OK. Then the new husband's creepy brother shows up, and the boy begins to get a sense that neither of the brothers is quite what they claim to be. - Slaughterhouse Rock (1987)E128
Slaughterhouse Rock (1987)A man visits Alcatraz prison after having dreams about all the people who died there. When he gets there, his brother is possessed by an evil cannibal demon. The ghost of a female heavy metal singer who was killed there tries to help the man fight the monster. - Cyborg Cop II (1994)E141
Cyborg Cop II (1994)A fancy, loner cop loses his partner to a crazed terrorist during a hostage rescue. He settles for the terrorist going to Death Row in jail. What Jack doesn't know is that the terrorist will be taken and turned into a cyborg for the "Anti-Terrorist Group". When the Cyborg "Spartacus" wakes up accidentally, he kills the scientists and their guests, then goes to set things up for a Cyborg Empire. Only Jack and a few friends know how to stop him. - Probable Cause (1994)E149
Probable Cause (1994)A series of cop murders plagues the city. The remaining officers on the force are increasingly worried as the deaths increase with no leads. As the department's finest, Detective Gary Yanuck must solve the case before it's too late. Additionally, he must deal with his sexual harassment charges, while his new partner struggles with her somnambulism.
