A disgraced, dissatisfied civil lawyer-turned-beauty pageant coach takes on a vengeful, bullied teenager as his client and has no idea what he's about to unleash upon the world.
PilotBullied teenager Patty goes to court to defend her fight with a homeless man. Defense attorney Bob sees a chance to redeem himself by helping her.
Skinny Is Magic
A2
Skinny Is MagicAfter a suspicious fire at a motel, Patty wonders whether she was at fault. She and Nonnie try to solve the mystery on the first day of senior year.
Miss Bareback Buckaroo
A3
Miss Bareback BuckarooBob takes Patty to a pageant in Alabama to meet his former mentor, Stella Rose. Coralee gets an unwelcome visit from her sister.
WMBS
A4
WMBSPatty contemplates what to do with Stella Rose's necklace while also striving to win her first pageant, a mother-daughter event.
Bikinis and Bitches
A5
Bikinis and BitchesSomeone hacks Patty's phone and frames her for cyberbullying. Magnolia has an idea on how to save the day. Brick has a heart-to-heart with his dad.
Dunk 'N' Donut
A6
Dunk 'N' DonutNonnie comes to terms with what she wants. Meanwhile, Patty struggles to decide between two love interests and prepares for her baptism.
Miss Magic Jesus
A7
Miss Magic JesusThe ladies get ready for the Miss Magic Jesus pageant and the last-minute Bible trivia quiz. Bob wonders about his connection to Roxy.
Wieners and Losers
A8
Wieners and LosersPatty has a very important decision to make about her future. Bob's father tells him to save his marriage with Coralee.
Bad Kitty
A9
Bad KittyPastor Mike convinces Patty she has a demon inside of her and Christian offers up a suggestion. Bob grapples with his feelings.
Banana Heart Banana
A10
Banana Heart BananaBob Barnard leans in to his truth. Patty plans a charity roast in order to raise money for Dixie. Coralee comes up with a business idea.
Winners Win. Period.
A11
Winners Win. Period.Patty tries to make amends. The Bobs struggle with how to move forward. Regina believes in Coralee's entrepreneurial plan.
Why Bad Things Happen
A12
Why Bad Things HappenNonnie and Brick search for Patty when she goes missing. Bob is faced with a seemingly impossible decision. Regina gives Christian advice.
