Incognito Cinema Warriors XP
Season 2
Incognito Cinema Warriors XP, or "ICWXP", for those of you with an insatiable lust for acronyms, is a direct homage/tribute to one of the greatest television sagas of yore: Lost! Well that was the original idea, but that last episode left us so wicked pissed we scrapped that and decided to do a heavy metal puppet show about a soldier stuck in a movie theater with two robots surrounded by flesh eating zombies who's forced to watch bad movies instead. But seriously folks, if you're reading this, you probably know the show we're talking about here and we miss it like Hell. Our particular addiction to it has officially crossed over from mere nerd-dom to full blown desperate cry for help severity. Combine that with our love of zombie films ("Dawn of the Dead", "Shaun of the Dead"), zombie video games, ("Dead Rising 1 and 2, Resident Evil") and lil' evil robot fighting Blue and Cyan guys from Japan, and you have ICWXP. Essentially, we took all our favorite things, tossed them in a blender and pressed frappé. The result of all this supreme nerdiness is a show that has been embraced by a surprisingly large handful of fans of "That Other Show" and no one's more shocked than us! The Kansas City, Missouri based show originally launched on MySpace with the modest Episode 1 DVD in February 2008 to a surprising response. We got friend requests and web traffic far beyond what was expected. Some of it was even nice.
Where to Watch Season 2
5 Episodes
- Victory Gardens / Wake Me Up Before You DecomposeE1
Victory Gardens / Wake Me Up Before You DecomposeThe Short - Victory Gardens Jane & Dick Holder (what are you snickering at?) are two average children. At least, that's what the Germans would have us believe. Turns out, there's no fun at all to be had with Dick & Jane. The two of them are forced to toil the fields on their family's WWII-era Victory Garden. That'll show those Nazi Bastards. ICWXP - Wake Me Up Before You Decompose It's been five long years of bad movies since Commander Rick Wolf first arrived at Cine-A-Sorrow Theater, but as far as he remembers, it's only been five days. After Topsy & Cylon launch a rescue to free him from his imprisonment below the theater, Rick awakens to discover his "FML" situation has gone from bad, to bad bad bad. Squee at the new Sci-Fi-Horror Comedy laughs as the world of ICWXP opens up wide in this, the first in a new series of story-driven episodes. - Soapy the Germ Fighter / Where's Your Big Bad Apocalypse Now?E2
Soapy the Germ Fighter / Where's Your Big Bad Apocalypse Now?The Short - Soapy the Germ Fighter The short film everyone is talking about... but no one is giving away its secrets. Billy Martin is one of the "cleanest" and "happiest" boys in town. How he got that way is a dark, urban fairytale about a grown man in a soap costume visiting a young boy. On the other side of bubble baths, compulsive hand washing and a tangent about meat inspection, lies a terrifying horror story. ICWXP - Where's Your Big Bad Apocalypse Now? Unpleased with the prospect of yet another robotic roommate, Rick whips together an unlikely weapon and once again marches outside the theater to face the undead horde. What he discovers might bore you. Johnny & Topsy get Flux caught up on pop culture fails since his abandonment in the 80's. - The Great American Chocolate Factory / The Gear is FamilyE3
The Great American Chocolate Factory / The Gear is FamilyThe Short - The Great American Chocolate Factory A whimsical tale of a poor boy who wins the opportunity to tour the most eccentric and wonderful candy factory of all! ...sure would be nice. Instead, Rick & The 'Bots mock their way through a chocolate propaganda piece that explains how "chocolate is made to be eaten". Glad to finally have that sorted out. Sit back and enjoy the forced laughter of child actors and a riveting tour of Heresy, Pennsylvania that will leave you a devote fan of all things vanilla. ICWXP - The Gear is Family Rick's search for answers about the Zompocalypse and the current state of the world leads him to the Internet. However, Birkin and the 'bots make it difficult to concentrate with rants about Michael Bay's disrespectful reboot of the Ninja Turtles, the hypocrisy of SOPA & PIPA, and Facebook creeping. Meanwhile, things continue to grow crowded at Cine-A-Sorrow Theater, as Flux repairs the brave little Spy-Bot that came to Rick's rescue. - The Haunted Mouth & the Power to Serve/Fahrenheit Cine-A-SorrowE4
The Haunted Mouth & the Power to Serve/Fahrenheit Cine-A-SorrowThe Short - The Haunted Mouth Caesar Romero IS that yuckie taste in your mouth! Made possible by a grant from the Colegate-Palmolive Company, this upsetting short hurls a cornucopia of tooth-rotting goodies at the screen as the Spirit of Plaque mercilessly taunts your poor oral hygiene. The Other Short - The Power to Serve The Cleveland Electric Illuminating Co. tries to convince you Cleveland is "the best location in the nation". How do they do this? By bombarding you with a tour de force outlining the fascinating services their power company provides. Cleveland... rocks...? - In Danger Out of Doors & Linda's Film on Menstruation/Bad Guys Wear #000000E5
In Danger Out of Doors & Linda's Film on Menstruation/Bad Guys Wear #000000The Short - Safety: In Danger Out of Doors This kitschy exploration into child safety is just as awkward as its title. Hop on a whirlwind journey with "Safety Woman", just an ordinary crossing guard until aliens imbue her with a magic ring. No, not those aliens or that magic ring. Now it's her duty to teach accident prone youngsters to be less stupid. At least's she's not as lame as Aquaman. The Other Short - Linda's Film on Menstruation Starring Jonathan Banks of Breaking Bad fame in his first appearance, this uncomfortable short has it all - self-loathing male hippies, mustachioed creepers in dark sunglasses a little too versed in women's "cycles", upsetting cartoons and a conversation bomb to end all conversation bombs. The last short film of Season 2 won't be one you'll soon forget.
