How Not to Behave

Series 1

In which parts of a change room is it okay to walk around naked? Should you discipline other people's kids, dump a partner by text, or have the in-laws on Skype while your partner is giving birth? Join Gretel and Matt as they escort you through the unwritten rules and necessities of modern society.

Where to Watch Series 1

15 Episodes

Public Spaces
E1
Episode 1Public SpacesGretel Killeen and Matt Okine discuss the dos and don'ts of queuing and how to behave in the cinema. Zoe Coombs Marr tests the boundaries of personal space in a hidden camera social experiment.
Travel And Transport
E2
Episode 2Travel And TransportGretel Killeen and Matt Okine explore the art of avoiding someone we know, the rules of reclining your airline seat and Lawrence Mooney joins the hosts to talk about his past life as a cab driver.
Love And Dating
E3
Episode 3Love And DatingGretel & Matt discuss the rules of farting in front of a partner & dumping someone. Comedian Greg Larsen goes speed dating in a hidden camera social experiment & Bettina Arndt tells us how to find that special someone.
Kids And Parenting
E4
Episode 4Kids And ParentingGretel Killeen and Matt Okine show us how to deal with other people's children and discuss how to feign interest in a friend's new baby. Plus comedian Dave O'Neil joins the hosts to talk all things fatherhood.
Social Media
E5
Episode 5Social MediaGretel Killeen & Matt Okine explore the dos and don'ts of online dating & the rules for online sleuthing, plus a social media guide for seniors. Comedian Joel Creasey joins the hosts to talk all things social media.
Sport And Recreation
E6
Episode 6Sport And RecreationGretel and Matt discuss the etiquette of Saturday sports and the rules of exercise. In a hidden camera social experiment comedian Greg Larsen learns how not to behave in a gym and Merv Hughes stops by to talk sportsmanship.
Births, Deaths And Weddings
E7
Episode 7Births, Deaths And WeddingsGretel Killeen and Matt Okine teach us how much to spend on wedding gifts, enlighten us with the man's guide to childbirth and talk about the dos and don'ts of funeral etiquette with funeral director Vanessa Jeffery.
Workplace
E8
Episode 8WorkplaceGretel Killeen & Matt Okine explain the art of office greetings, look into the etiquette of chucking a sickie & examine the dos & don'ts of bringing kids to work. Plus they talk office politics with special guest Dicko.
Body
E9
Episode 9BodyGretel and Matt teach us how to address hygiene issues amongst coworkers, explain the rules of the changing room and examine the Man Hug. The hosts also talk to special guest and shark attack survivor, Paul De Gelder.
Money
E10
Episode 10MoneyGretel Killeen and Matt Okine find out how to split the bill, establish the rules of the shout and show you how to teach kids about money. Plus, they chat about cash with comedian Tom Gleeson.
Dinner And Parties
E11
Episode 11Dinner And PartiesGretel Killeen and Matt Okine teach us how to survive a kid's birthday party and what to do when you forget someone's name. Restaurateur and chef Matt Moran stops by to discuss food and manners.
Family
E12
Episode 12FamilyGretel Killeen & Matt Okine teach us the rules for meeting your partner's parents, teach us the right age to move out & deliver a masterclass in cross generational small talk. Christine Anu stops by & talks all things family.
Appearance and Fashion
E13
Episode 13Appearance and FashionGretel Killeen and Matt Okine teach us how to dress our age, discuss the dos and don'ts of tattoos and the rules of honesty. Plus, award winning costume designer Tim Chappel shares his views on fashion faux pas.
Neighbours
E14
Episode 14NeighboursGretel Killeen and Matt Okine teach us how to deal with a noisy neighbour, the etiquette of bin night and the rules for borrowing from next door. Special guest Myf Warhurst stops by to discuss neighbourly behaviour.
Technology
E15
Episode 15TechnologyGretel Killeen & Matt Okine look at the dos & don'ts of devices at the dinner table & explore how to politely commandeer someone's Wi-Fi. Plus comedian Tom Ballard joins the hosts to talk about the pros & cons of technology.