Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

Season 3

TV-G

The misadventures of a bumbling U.S. Marine named Gomer Pyle.

Where to Watch Season 3

30 Episodes

Lies, Lies, Lies
E1
Lies, Lies, LiesGomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.
Crazy Legs Gomer
E2
Crazy Legs GomerCarter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.
Gomer the Carrier
E3
Gomer the CarrierGomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.
Caution: Low Overhead
E4
Caution: Low OverheadSgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.
Show Me The Way to Go Home
E5
Show Me The Way to Go HomeGomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.
How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying
E6
How to Succeed in Farming Without Really TryingCarter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.
Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space
E7
Gomer and the Little Men From Outer SpaceCarter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.
The Borrowed Car
E8
The Borrowed CarGomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.
Gomer Pyle, Super Chef
E9
Gomer Pyle, Super ChefCarter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.
Marry Me, Marry Me
E10
Marry Me, Marry MeGomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.
Cold Nose, Warm Heart
E11
Cold Nose, Warm HeartCarter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.
Follow That Car
E12
Follow That CarGomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.
It Takes Two to Tangle
E13
It Takes Two to TangleSgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.
Whither the Weather
E14
Whither the WeatherGomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.
Love's Old Sweet Song
E15
Love's Old Sweet SongA songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.
Gomer the Recruiter
E16
Gomer the RecruiterGomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.
The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle
E17
The Secret Life of Gomer PyleCarter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.
Go Blow Your Horn
E18
Go Blow Your HornSergeant Carter gets Gomer to try out for the U.S. Marine band. Gomer is accepted into the band as a tuba player but then declines the offer when he learns that he'd be separated from the Sergeant for a year.
You Bet Your Won Ton
E19
You Bet Your Won TonGomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.
Sue The Pants Off 'Em
E20
Sue The Pants Off 'EmWhen a distracted Gomer Pyle almost walks in front of a car and falls backwards, an ambulance chasing attorney teams up with a phony doctor to try to sue the driver of the car, who turns out to be a Marine Major.
Gomer the Card Shark
E21
Gomer the Card SharkCarter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.
To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist
E22
To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlistSgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.
Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again
E23
Lou Ann Poovie Sings AgainThe Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.
Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend
E24
Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit FiendIn folk tradition, Welsh rarebit is believed to cause nightmares. But when a new restaurant opens near the base and both Pyle and the sergeant indulge in the dish, it's sleepwalking that the simple meal of toast and cheese sauce induces in both men--sleepwalking, and changes in personality.
Sing a Song of Papa
E25
Sing a Song of PapaGomer wins an amateur nightclub contest singing "Oh My Papa". The club owner tries to intimidate Sergeant Carter into letting Gomer sing it again. Gomer does sing it again, this time in Italian for the club owners papa.
Where There's a Will
E26
Where There's a WillSergeant Carter sends Gomer on a one-week assignment to jump out of airplanes, as a way to get rid of him. When Gomer takes out a life insurance policy and names the sergeant as beneficiary, the sergeant feels guilty.
Lost, the Colonel's Daughter
E27
Lost, the Colonel's DaughterGomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club, then tracks her to a beatnik den.
The Crow Ganef
E28
The Crow GanefGomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.
One of Our Shells is Missing
E29
One of Our Shells is MissingCarter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice.
Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More
E30
Lou Ann Poovie Sings No MoreLounge singer Lou-Ann Poovie gets fired from her job. Private Slater and Sergeant Carter try to get her music deals but Gomer tells her she can't sing. When she hears her own voice played back she quits singing and makes up with Gomer.