George Lopez

Season 5

TV-PG

79%

Comedian George Lopez stars as a Los Angeles manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with his wacky family along with random mishaps.

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22 Episodes

George Gets a Pain in the Ash
E1
George Gets a Pain in the AshDisaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
You Dropped a Mom on Me
E2
You Dropped a Mom on MeDisaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
George's Dog Days of Bummer
E3
George's Dog Days of BummerGeorge wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George takes to impersonating the mayor. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa guest stars as himself.
George Drives the Batmobile
E4
George Drives the BatmobileRather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny and her friends up after a wild night on the town, her insensitive wisecracks and his temper gets him into a bit of trouble of his own.
Trick or Treat Me Right
E5
Trick or Treat Me RightGeorge and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.
George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
E6
George Takes a Sentimental ErnieGeorge is living with Ernie and his parents because he's still furious with Benny and refuses to return home until his mother leaves. But when he realizes how difficult it is for Ernie to live with his parents, George convinces him to get his own place.
George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
E7
George Finds Therapy Benny-ficialGeorge takes Max to a therapist after he witnesses a school shooting; but the therapist reveals Max's trauma isn't due to the shooting, but to George moving out and staying at Ernie's because Benny moved in with them. George realizes he needs to stop fighting with his mom and move back in for Max's sake.
George Tries to Write a Wrong
E8
George Tries to Write a WrongGeorge uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie.
George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job
E9
George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con JobAfter George makes jokes about his mother's age, Benny takes drastic measures to make herself look younger by getting ridiculously large breast implants. Series star GEORGE LOPEZ makes his directorial debut with this episode.
George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage
E10
George Says I Do ... More in This MarriageWhile giving marriage counseling to a young engaged couple from their church, George and Angie discover that they disagree about who works harder in their own marriage. They set up a point system based on their household tasks and compete for dominance.
George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family
E11
George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His FamilyGeorge ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.
George Enrolls Like That
E12
George Enrolls Like ThatWhen Max skips school, George enrolls in college to set a positive example. But George has difficulty getting anyone to take him seriously. Even Professor Lim (recurring guest star MING-NA - "ER") thinks his questions are jokes.
George Keeps Truant to Himself
E13
George Keeps Truant to HimselfWhen the going gets tough, George drops out of school. But his attempt to hide his truancy from Angie and the kids becomes the worst kept secret around when Professor Lim (recurring guest star MING-NA) stops by the house to check in.
The Kidney Stays in the Picture
E14
The Kidney Stays in the PictureMax starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. So they take Max to the doctor to find out that Max's kidney needs to be taken out.
A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
E15
A Funeral Brings George to His NieceGeorge gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.
George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
E16
George Gets Caught in a Powers PlayGeorge tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.
George Doesn't' Trustee Angie's Brother
E17
George Doesn't' Trustee Angie's BrotherAngie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But George is the first to see through Ray's scheme when Ray asks Veronica to tap into her inheritance to invest in a new company.
George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
E18
George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-LightGeorge helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1)
E19
George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1)George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator, George comes face to face offline with Freddie.
George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
E20
George Vows to Make Some Matri-MoneyIn the 100th episode, George takes over the planning of a wedding for one of Angie's clients, Brooke in order to prove he can do Angie's job better than she can. But Brooke is so high-maintenance that George almost goes crazy taking care the details.
George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits
E21
George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-FitsBenny is gets really mad when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor, but gets the ultimate revenge when George can't sleep at night without dreaming of his dysfunctional childhood.
It's a Cliffhanger, By George
E22
It's a Cliffhanger, By GeorgeIn the Season finale, everyone in the Lopez family faces a crisis. Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico, and they'll both be unemployed. When the police want to question Benny about her part in an old robbery, she flees.