George Lopez

Season 3

TV-PG

79%

Comedian George Lopez stars as a Los Angeles manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with his wacky family along with random mishaps.

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28 Episodes

Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
E1
Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.
Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
E2
Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.
The Cuban Missus Crisis
E3
The Cuban Missus CrisisAngie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.
Feel the Burn
E4
Feel the BurnGeorge discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
Carmen's Dating
E5
Carmen's DatingCarmen tells her parents she wants to start dating, and she brings home a boy from her school for them to meet. Everything about Jason seems to be perfect, except that he and Carmen don't want to go out in public together.
Split Decision
E6
Split DecisionPowers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with Jack's ex-wife -- while they were still married! Geroge fears his firing, but is surprised to find out that Powers is splitting in two! Problems ensue when Mel offers George a job at the new design plant.
No One Gets Out Alive
E7
No One Gets Out AliveAfter the crash of an airplane built from parts made at George's factory, the nervous employees blame one another. An inspector interviews them and then closes the plant temporarily until it is determined what happened.
Bringing Home the Bacon
E8
Bringing Home the BaconWith his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive <em>quinceañera</em> (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now-to George's chagrin. Meanwhile, Carmen agonizes over how to tell her boyfriend Jason that she loves him without scaring him away.
Fishing Cubans
E9
Fishing CubansThis year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother Ontovio out of Cuba. Meanwhile, Max has a fake birthday party to get free presents.
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
E10
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.
Mementos
E11
MementosGeorge gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.
Christmas Punch
E12
Christmas PunchAt Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
Why You Crying?
E13
Why You Crying?George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.
The Trouble with Ricky
E14
The Trouble with RickyWhen George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.
God Needles George
E15
God Needles GeorgeGeorge is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.
Benny and Randy
E16
Benny and RandyGeorge interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.
Weekend at Benny's
E17
Weekend at Benny'sWhen Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.
Jason Tutors Max
E18
Jason Tutors MaxJason tells Carmen he has to spend more time preparing for college instead of being with her, but then starts tutoring Max to help him in Algebra. Carmen delivers an ultimatum to Jason that he either has to stop tutoring Max, or break up with her.
Angie Gets Tanked
E19
Angie Gets TankedWhen George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when N.Y. Yankee Kenny Lofton pitches in to raise money for handicapped children.
The Art of Boxing
E20
The Art of BoxingVic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali\\\'s school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth.
George's House of Cards
E21
George's House of CardsGeorge invites Angie's newly divorced dad Vic to join a poker game. But when George wins fifty dollars in a hand and Angie's dad refuses to pay him out of principle, a simple game threatens to tear down the foundation of the entire family.
Dance Fever
E22
Dance FeverAfter receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, Carmen tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from Max, but neglects to protect them from George.
She Drives Me Crazy
E23
She Drives Me CrazyAfter Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results.
George Goes to Disneyland
E24
George Goes to DisneylandWhen Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just doesn\\\'t want to go and see all the things he missed as a child. Carmen also finds a new guy in Zack Powers. NOTE: This episode featured Mickey mouse logos everywhere and the person who found the most won a trip to Disneyland. See below for more.
Bachelor Party
E25
Bachelor PartyAmy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.
Wrecking Ball
E26
Wrecking BallStill furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a crime she didn't commit.
What George Doesn't Noah (1)
E27
What George Doesn't Noah (1)When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl........
Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
E28
Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Jason when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finally reaches his goal and graduates the 5th grade.