Don't Hurt Me, My Healer!

Season 1

TV-14

A fantasy and adventure comedy starring Karla, a dark elf cleric who invested too much in her insulting skills, and Alvin, a swordsman who has to put up with her antics.

Where to Watch Season 1

12 Episodes

In this world where monsters are rampant...
E1
In this world where monsters are rampant...A knight and a foul-mouthed healer meet and are going to have a hard time together!
Forced to travel with Carla, a healer...
E2
Forced to travel with Carla, a healer......Alvin resumes his original quest to gather antidote herbs, but on the way he ends up getting attacked in a graveyard by ghosts which they manage to escape unexpectedly, but then he falls into a trap set by goblins and basically the first half of the episode is filled with great suffering but Carla's curse is still in effect so he can't get away from her and there's even more suffering in store nevertheless and anyway these titles are really long and kind of serve double-duty as next episode previews and we're pretty curious about how many people actually listen to the whole thing and that's the deal with episode 2.
Despite the terrible time he's been having...
E3
Despite the terrible time he's been having...While trying to demonstrate their skills, Alvin and Carla encounter a delicious and dangerous enemy.
The first dungeon Alvin tackles with Carla is designed for...
E4
The first dungeon Alvin tackles with Carla is designed for...Just when Alvin and Carla are about to face their first dungeon experience, it turns out to be pure beginner's fun and so even Alvin is convinced that he can master it in no time.
The owner of the inn they visit seems very nice, but...
E5
The owner of the inn they visit seems very nice, but...After leaving the dungeon, Alvin and Carla go to rest at an inn, but the healer doesn't seem to like the establishment or the attendant very much. Then they meet a somewhat suspicious old lady.
As usual, Alvin and Carla have to overcome a series of crises...
E6
As usual, Alvin and Carla have to overcome a series of crises...Rejuvenated, the witch gives Alvin and Carla the herbs they need. The two leave for the guild and obviously have another problem.
This show is fairly unique in that Carla is the only recurring female character...
E7
This show is fairly unique in that Carla is the only recurring female character...Alvin and Carla decide to help a zombie get his revenge by confronting a powerful necromancer.
Thanks to Altargaia (reminder: this is the mushroom's name)...
E8
Thanks to Altargaia (reminder: this is the mushroom's name)...Released from prison, Alvin reunites with Carla, who has decided to help Maria summon a particular soul.
This Episode Features Even More Female Guest Characters Hot on the Heels...
E9
This Episode Features Even More Female Guest Characters Hot on the Heels...Alvin and Carla meet in the forest the Medusa and Dryad. What are they planning to do with them?
In the second half of this episode, we enter the "What Story Is This?" arc...
E10
In the second half of this episode, we enter the "What Story Is This?" arc......(though actually it's just the next two episodes) so let me explain once again for people not in the know that "What Story Is This?" is the webcomic version of the story that would eventually be published as "Don't Hurt Me, My Healer," so this arc isn't included in the printed comic but you should still be able to read it so go ahead and do that if you like but at the same time there's also a thankless role in the first half so I'll ask you to keep an eye on that because it's going to be clear it's an important event if you keep watching and that's the deal with episode 10.
So, this is Part 2 of the "What Story Is This?" arc...
E11
So, this is Part 2 of the "What Story Is This?" arc...Alvin once again finds himself in an awkward position from which he cannot free himself. Can Carla help him this time, or is she just making it worse?
We've reached the final episode at last...
E12
We've reached the final episode at last......and the entire staff including those on the manga side would like to thank you all for watching but because the manga doesn't yet contain a story that could be used for a final episode this is basically going to be a totally original story although we made sure to get the dwarf character designs and lines and ideas from the creator Hakko-sensei so we were able to make it feel consistent but it's also sad to reach the end at last and while we'd really like to spend more time with Carla and Alvin and the others please remember that their adventures will continue in the manga so continue to support them there but anyway thank you so much for watching and once more from the bottom of our hearts we'd like to say thank you so much and that's the deal with episode 12 (final episode).