Dilbert

Season 1

TV-PG

Dilbert is a cubicle dwelling employee for a large soulless corporation. Along with his cynical and under-motivated co-workers, he labors fruitlessly under the bone-headed leadership of the Pointy-Haired Boss. Occasionally Dogbert, Dilbert's super-intelligent dog, gets Dilbert caught up in another wild money-making scheme, to Dilbert's regret.

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13 Episodes

The Name
E1
The NameWhen Dilbert wakes up after another night of having the egg dream, he discovers he isn't the only one to have had the dream. His fellow employees tell him about The Chicken Man, a guy who turned into a chicken after he was put in charge of a product that he was unable to name. Dilbert soon finds himself in the same situation.
The Prototype
E2
The PrototypeDilbert and Alice must work together to stop a rival team led by the legendary "Lena" from stealing their ideas and presenting them to the Boss as her own.
The Competition
E3
The CompetitionDilbert is fired from his job when he is suspected of being a spy for a rival company (which was a rumor cooked up by Dogbert's online newsletter) and gets hired at a company that actually treats their workers like people.
Testing
E4
TestingWhen it comes time to test the Gruntmaster exercise machine, the Pointy-Haired Boss subjects the employees to the company of Bob Bastard (born Robert Childbornoutofwedlock; "it's Icelandic," he insists). Bob submits the prototype to the worst tests imaginable-- culminating in the "Asteroid Crash Simulation Test."
Elbonian Trip
E5
Elbonian TripDilbert, Alice, Wally, Dogbert, and the Pointy-Haired Boss take a business trip to Elbonia. Alice and Dilbert attempt to free the Elbonian people (Alice adopts an Elbonian baby while Dilbert introduces the workers to human rights) while Wally becomes a prophet.
The Takeover
E6
The TakeoverDilbert and Wally become majority shareholders of their company after Dogbert manipulates the stock market.
Little People
E7
Little PeopleDilbert discovers that the office is inhabited by a race of former employees who have been "downsized" (literally shrunken down to size after they've been laid off) after finding all of his belongings used, the dry-erase markers disappearing, and X-rated websites on his computer.
Tower of Babel
E8
Tower of BabelThe repetitive passing-on of the same cold strain in Dilbert's office causes it to mutate and turns the coworkers into monsters. Rather than eliminate the virus, the company decides to start fresh by moving everyone to a new office, which Dilbert is tasked with designing.
Y2K
E9
Y2KOn the eve of the new millennium, everyone — except Dilbert — is making New Year's plans. While assuring everyone that the company is prepared for Y2K, Dilbert discovers that the computer mainframe's main processor isn't Y2K-compatible and all the company's systems will crash if it isn't fixed. Dilbert is rewarded for discovering this by being assigned to fix it, and he discovers that the system's original programmer was Wally. But have years of drudgework dulled his brain too much to be able to tackle this crucial task?
The Knack
E10
The KnackDilbert loses "the knack" for technology when he gets management DNA from accidentally drinking from the Boss's cup. His resulting mis-steps send the world back to the Dark Ages.
Charity
E11
CharityDilbert is forced to be a charity coordinator for the "Associated Way" charity drive.
Holiday
E12
HolidayDilbert thinks there are too many time-wasting holidays; Dogbert concurrently convinces Congress to abandon all holidays in favor of a National Dogbert Day.
Infomercial
E13
InfomercialThe pre-production—non-lab-tested—Gruntmaster 6000 is scheduled to be tested by a Texan family.