Two dysfunctional friends, Red and Blue, make up for what they lack in smarts and sex appeal with a really long string of bad decisions.
Where to Watch Dick Figures • Season 5
11 Episodes
GTA Pacific Grim
E1
GTA Pacific GrimRed and Blue play the new video game, GTA: Pacific Grim, but don’t realize they’re actually controlling a giant mech that’s terrorizing their town!
Hardcore Chore
E2
Hardcore ChoreRed loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
Snowjob
E3
SnowjobA freak snowstorm cuts power to the town and turns Red into a living snowman… who has to pee really badly. Blue and Pink must find a way to break him free before his bladder explodes.
Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song
E4
Dick Figures: The Movie: The SongThe music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
The Red Planet
E5
The Red PlanetRed and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
A Hobbit of Thrones
E6
A Hobbit of ThronesA The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
Das Vidiamond
E7
Das VidiamondThe episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.
Trash God
E8
Trash GodWhile trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".
Chick Figures
E9
Chick FiguresDick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
Happy Birthdump
E10
Happy BirthdumpRed and Blue get terrible food poisoning from their favorite Mexican restaurant. It’s a race to see if they can get to a toilet before shit literally hits the fan.
Figured Out
E11
Figured OutAn episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.
