De Kotmadam
Season 13
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The folksy Jeanne tries to take good care of the students who rent a room above her little candy store.
Where to Watch Season 13
13 Episodes
- Hotel Bellevue
E1Hotel BellevueOdilon shows Jeanne his pictures of Paris- the Eifel tower, almost on every on. New Dutch student Bas gets Jef's blessing to throw a party to get his flame Anja in - but he admits Jeanne is in charge, so they suggest her to take a mini-trip on her own; when Mimi calls her Spanish Costa plan ridiculous for a married woman with a flying-phobia, she pretends to have booked last-minute and tries to hide a whole week- in her bedroom! Jef is persuaded by the prospect of liberty to enjoy his hobbies while the students 'mind the household', so they insist on a party; Filips demands Jef stops the others. Odilon minds the shop- even the smallest kids scam him effortless; when he bumps into Jeanne who just slipped in after 'leaving for the airport', she pretends in a Dutch accent to be Bas' mother. After Brigitte bitched to Lies who last borrowed her missing cellular, she sneakily plants it in the living room to avoid admitting, so Jef uses this to stir a fight between them and sets Bas up about his girl Anja against Stef, so the party is canceled, but after Jef leaves angling Stef and Lies decide to have it without even inviting 'party-poopers' Bas and Brigitte, who had the same idea, separately- when they finds out Jef's lies, only Brigitte refuses to make up, the others clean all living room furniture safely of- to Jeannes bedroom, so she flees to the living, but Mimi's arrival forces her to hide in the dryer... - Donor
E2DonorBrigit is worried seeing Filip neglects his paper, trusting his girl friend is the heiress to the bus firm Van Hool, but indignant when he brutally dumps the silly girl as he hears her dialect pronunciation did not mess up her name, it's van Gool, her dad is just a poor bus driver. Kind Bas is brutally commandeered to get the tearful scornee out of the way, even though the Dutch exchange student finds her dialect as hard to understand as Filip's logic and lies, to which Lies ends up adding Filip is gone to a Tibet monastery for five years... When Jef cries out he's fed up Jeanne never believes him -actually he was fibbing again, but she couldn't now that- and always puts the students before him, Odilon points out he can't talk given the endless time he spends on his plants. Jef decides to make up by selling the rare seed of the galliconda plant he nicked from the city greens department where he works and spending the proceeds on a romantic weekend with Jeanne. When Odilon bursts out, refusing to fence the nicked seed, and Stef is eager to approach his female seed-taker, Jeanne hears only half the story and believes it's sperm donations; then Madam Versmissen appears in person to receive 'Jef's seed', while rascal Vic affirms if anyone is knowledgeable about seed, it's Jef... - Rusthuis
E3RusthuisJef wants Jeanne to concede him buying a motorbike, so for once he is friendly to his hated mother-in-law. Stef and Dutch freshman Bas wake up Lies at night drunk, to let them in trough her window, both having lost their keys. When Filip complains again and Jeanne replies he would be happier taking an example from the others, he shows her their drunk vomit. She declares a pub-interdiction, hypocritically supported by Jef, who also pretends to join Odilon visiting his Uncle in a resting home; Odilon returns, reporting it's a great place so he put himself, Jef and Jeanne on the waiting list; Jef wants him to keep quiet, so Jeanne misunderstands her ma is about to be entered there, while she would rather take her in herself, Jef's utter nightmare... Stef didn't realizes how far his appointment with a director was, so Bas drives him on Jef's motorbike, which nearly lands them in hospital; when the freshman learns he was only given non-alcoholic beer, he's livid and decides to drink an assortment of heavy Belgian beers, so Stef who wants at least to try the Westmalle (a dark abbey beer) tricks him into 'starting' with Duvel (very heavy blond) trough a reed, in fact a sure way to get drunk as a skunk very fast. - Erotica
E4EroticaWhen Stef lands the part of a security-guard who catches criminals with his guard dog, only Bas believes he actually grew up among police dogs, his pretense on the set. As the guard dog young Vic brings turns out Idefix-size, Evert generously offers his parents' Zorba, but even the gentle Alsatian is too much for Stef to handle. Jeanne presumes the two tickets for an Erotica fair she found are Jef's and Odilon's, as they pretended to have been playing billiards (as their angling club bought sweets from the competition), asks the students 'for a friend' what it's about and gets more blunt comments from Dutch freshman Bas -who visited one with his mother- then an old-fashioned Flemish housewife can bear to contemplate; she gives Jef foreplay by massage with baby-oil. When Bas, who ignored the owners, brings the mesh-bikini Evert and Brigitte sneaked in to Jeanne, she thinks its Jef's too and gets Lies' advice to use it for striptease while Stef is on the film-set. She does so in the living-room when Jef returns, but neither knew the other's plans, so Odilon brought all the club members to apologize to her... - Hondsdol
E5HondsdolFilip expected his friend Tanya to help washing-up at his philosophy professor Landuyt's garden party where he is MC, but that is beneath her self-esteem; he convinces Brigitte by pretending the job includes singing, as she is keen after a dispute with Jeanne who sings on-key, so the old landlady is determined to convince him with her ancient repertoire- failing this, she tries to lure her competitor away with a free ticket, but gets the wrong one from sweets salesman Pieter, and signs blindly for it- an absurdly large order. When Lies finds out the party job is not vocal but manual, Brigitte 'asks' still ignorant and hence eager Jeanne; the would be-diva enlists amateur flautist Bas to accompany her urgent rehearsals. Meanwhile Jef is desperate to get a new fishing rod too after seeing the steal Odilon got at a bust shop: professional quality at half price; as Jeanne refuses to lie because his supervisor Fernand has warned them a next AWOL would mean a suspension, Jef promises Stef 'all his pocket-money' for a fake doctors slip. As he only pays pittance, Stef takes revenge but making Odilon spread the rumor Jef has rabies. When 'professor doctor' Landuyt arrives to check if Filips has everything ready, Odilon thinks it's a medical inspector, and Jeanne demonstrates her off-key singing in a loud frock. - VarkenspestE6
VarkenspestFilip invites only Lies 'the only sensitive one' to the opera La Traviata in Brussels. The others make fun of them, eager to enjoy Stef's backstage-passes for the pop group Red Hot Chillie Peppers- even Lies uses a lame excuse to join them instead. Jef tells Jeanne he will be feeding his mate Cois's domestic pig during his holiday. When Jeanne says aunt Alice comes visit several days, he rages she's even worse then his mother in law- and wheels in the unappetizing pet, hoping it will scare aunt Alice away; when Jeanne cheerfully says the farmers daughter will enjoy a yard animal, he and Odilon paint green dots on it and claim it has porcine pest. However Jeanne saw that and makes Odilon believe the old bag is about to give her fat inheritance away. Bas brought a Dutch party ingredient, space-cake, and Brigitte accidentally demonstrates it's strong. When Filips shows Jeanne a recording of the pop group stark naked on stage, she joins his action committee against it, and hosts its first meeting with Marie-Louise, the mayor's abstention-prone niece, but they unwittingly also ate some cake before auntie arrives... - De ambassadeur
E7De ambassadeurTo Jef's horror, Jeanne not only bought him a fancy new leather bag, but expects him to put his overall in it to go to work 'in style', which actually makes him a laughing stock with his blue-collar colleagues of the city's greens department. Filip eagerly tells Jeanne that Stef has a girl-friend in his room. Lies could have imagined a better excuse then pretending the Asian is her sister, but when told her father is the Chinese ambassador, Jeanne changes her mind from 'out!' to a standing invitation. Mimi claims such a high-placed man is too busy to consider Jeanne's invitation to diner. Filip tells Jef 'The ambassador' is not her father's job, but his Chinese restaurant's name, and convinces Jeanne to try learning Chinese and read up on China. When Odilon mutters he might chuck in his job now a prisoner knocked him a black eye, Bas suggests a therapist, but Lies insists to give him karate lessons; unfortunately poor gentle Bas, who declined joining such a rough discipline, gets the hard knocks. Several disappointments are waiting to happen... - Het beenE8
Het beenJeanne has strained her ankle, just when Jef's plants have a root disease which is quite laborious to cure. When Lies, who helps in the housekeeping meanwhile, suggests Jef can take compassionate leave, he tells his supervisor Jeanne needs to change her (fictituous) artificial leg once a year. Odilon overhears the call, believes it's true and even convinces Mimi. Stef has a shameless scam, selling fake celebrity memorabilia to more gullible colleagues then Filip: Paul McCartney's wife's artificial leg to Bas, Brad Pitt's watch from "Seven Years in Tibet" for "Brigitte's niece". Filip sees trough it, finds proof and demands half of the profit. Then the scam victims, including Jef's supervisor Fernand, find out the truth... - BowlingE9
BowlingStef tells Brigitte he's late with a translation for a paper and is too bad at English to do it himself to make her 'help him', but it's something Bas downloaded for him from the web. Hearing Bas is skinned, Stef asks Odilon to join them bowling. Jeanne is jealous because Mimi was accidentally on local TV, so she lies not to have seen her; then Jeanne pretends to be one of her students -fictitious Mieke- phoning a how on the regional station about her 'superb land lady' so they'll come hand her flowers on screen; when a journalist turns up, she must play the part herself- and simultaneously appear as herself? Hoping for a triumph, Jeanne invites Mimi and Madam Hulpiau, but takes to long as Mieke... Meanwhile a series of bets between arrogant Filip and shameless cheater Jef culminates in a bowling duel between duos... - SnoeipijnE10
SnoeipijnLies is courted by a new admirer, Walter, who is as cool as a volcano but makes wonderful college notes; when Bas suggests to him she loves him, he puts her to the test. Mimi and Jeanne expected Jef to get 'very sick' as every pruning season, but he seems in a great mood. Odilon gets a letter he's being transferred from Leuven Centraal (Louvain) to Antwerp prison, too far to drop by in time for Jeanne's hot meals; actually the letter is a fake by Jef, who wants him to take a week off and be inconsolable so Jeanne will call in his best friend sick. Brigitte wants to throw a farewell-party, only Jeanne is prepared to chip in. When Odilon blurts out the truth, Jeanne retorts, but too obviously, Jef would be transferred to the Antwerp Zoo. Brigitte's party, now for Jef, gets a surprise guest... - BennyE11
BennyBrigitte volunteers to raise funds for the heart operation of Benny, the koala at Plankendael, the Antwerp Zoo's countryside satellite. The only generous contribution is from Jef, who urges Odilon not to tell Jeanne he won much more in a lottery, and didn't realize Benny is an animal. Stef has spend the night in jail for possession of drugs- which were hastily planted by his mate Jurgen, who would definitely go to jail if caught a second time. Brigitte's boyfriend Evert raised a lot more in a koala suit at the supermarket, and takes both their takings to the bank; she didn't know and cries theft- Filip blames Stef, who can't afford a lawyer, and meanwhile spies on him- when he, Bas and Lies notice the listening device, they pretend Stef was arrested for possession of explosives and plans with his mate a murder attempt on the royal heir, prince Filip; the police passes by but waves Filip's story as another student prank. Jef told Odilon to change subject to he weather to avoid spilling the beans to Jeanne, but with his rhetorical talent that's suspicious too, so she ends up finding Jef's winnings but thinks he stole the koala gifts... - Italiaans virusE12
Italiaans virusLies had it badly for a hot Italian, even the frivolous Dutchman Bas is shocked they took a hotel room the very first evening. Jeanne didn't want to, but after Bas' suggestion the police would be very interested in case it's a white slaver, she opens Marcello's letter, only neither understands Italian. Despite Odilon's warning, Jef said he was the only candidate to become the billiards club's treasurer, but actually put Odilon to the vote while he was in the lavatory. He knows the jailer is hopeless at accounting, but plans to do it himself so he can get a commission fro the billiard table supplier; as his accounting also prove inadequate, he must concede 20% to Stef, and even half to Filip. The girls find out Jeanne has been opening private mail, so Brigitte makes Lies write a letter in English 'from Marcello' to make her believe he has got AIDS, then asks her Flemish friend Frederik play Marcello and rush to her room... Odilon isn't comfortable keeping the money and feels it only causes trouble in his friendship with Jef... - VermistE13
VermistJef has a choice who to disappoint: Gerard who needs help painting the clubhouse, which he leaves to Odilon, or Jeanne who invited her mother the same day. When Bas suggest to book instead a day bus trip to Lier with Jeanne, Jef convinces his hated mother-in-law to take the trip, pretending the price is just the driver's tip. Filip pretends just to go play sports, badly, but Odilon saw him enter professor Croes's house, where expensive tutoring is given. Bas even thinks to have recognized Filip in Swedish porn; now Filip tries everything to make Odilon sign a declaration not to have seen him because his eye-sight is supposedly too bad, but the other students decide to look for another witness. When Jeanne finds her ma not home, she immediately starts a search with Mimi and Madame Hulpiau; Jef sanctimoniously promises 1000 Euro to whoever finds her 'alive'. The students bring in witnessing neighbor Mrs. Lemmens just when Gerard arrives, next Jeanne too, so Jef must think fast, and weaves a web of lies which entangles both him and Filip...
