Crossing Swords

Season 2

TV-MA
92%
Goodhearted hero wannabe Patrick lands his dream job as a squire, only to learn the royal castle is a corrupt hornet’s nest of horny monarchs, crooks and charlatans. War, murder, full frontal nudity—who knew brightly colored peg people led such exciting lives?

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10 Episodes

  • Shamrock Shakedown
    E1
    Shamrock ShakedownPatrick finds himself on trial for betraying the kingdom, and only avoids punishment with a Hail Mary promise to the king: that he will find the legendary leprechaun gold. Patrick is thrilled when he enlists a real, honest-to-god knight to help him in his quest, until he realizes Sir Kutter is a wild card who plays by his own rules.
  • Toxic Femininity
    E2
    Toxic FemininityA drug epidemic at Blossom’s all-girls academy threatens to derail the king and queen’s scheme to draw attention to their newfound wealth. Patrick and Broth go undercover as female students to protect Blossom and bust the drug ring, but they find that the truth behind this mystery is even more shocking than they suspected.
  • Destination: Wedding
    E3
    Destination: WeddingThe wedding of the year brings Merriman a chance to mend fences with King Rami IV, whose son is arranged to marry Holden the squire. But when Ruben crashes the wedding in order to win Holden back, Patrick uncovers a malevolent undercurrent to the nuptials.
  • Good Vibrations
    E4
    Good VibrationsWhen Queen Tulip slips into a sex-toy-induced coma, King Merriman throws a beauty pageant to replace her. Patrick feels guilty because he recruited the sex toy’s inventor. While every eligible lady in town tries to win the king’s hand, Patrick desperately attempts to wake the queen before the kingdom is torn apart.
  • Get Your Minchachas Out
    E5
    Get Your Minchachas OutOn an island training retreat, Patrick and the squires meet the most famous knight in the kingdom, but Patrick quickly decides the knight’s lessons are superficial crap. Elsewhere on the island, Merriman and Tulip attend couples counseling that quickly turns into a struggle for their very lives.
  • Tent Pitching
    E6
    Tent PitchingThe circus returns to the kingdom, much to the king’s delight. Blarney is reunited with his uppity clown college classmates. Patrick, however, is concerned that Danielle’s circus origins make this an opportune time for her to strike again.
  • Nothin, Usurp With U?
    E7
    Nothin, Usurp With U?The kingdom adjusts to life under its new (old) king, the Old King, who is back on the throne thanks to Danielle’s machinations. Patrick is torn between loyalty to the kingdom and loyalty to his former king, Merriman. Meanwhile, Merriman tries life as a civilian and quickly finds a new career after a mushroom-fueled drug trip.
  • Sad-iator
    E8
    Sad-iatorAs punishment for his refusal to turn in King Merriman, Patrick finds himself sentenced to fight in the arena as a gladiator. Merriman starts to take a shine to his new life in the human resources department of a cobbler shop. But when he learns of Patrick’s fate, Merriman puts corporate life aside and attempts to reclaim his throne.
  • Knight of the F**king Dead
    E9
    Knight of the F**king DeadMerriman and Tulip are back just in time for the annual Hallowtide party. Patrick is tasked with chaperoning Princess Blossom but abandons his duties to hang out with the knights. Blossom swaps places with her deceased Aunt Donna in a game of Bloody Mary.
  • Hard Day’s Knight
    E10
    Hard Day’s KnightAfter months of the kingdom depleting the jewel mines, the Mole People underground lash out at the surface-dwellers. Patrick journeys down into the darkness, where he encounters terror both real and existential; does he even want to be a knight anymore?

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  • Crossing Swords: Holiday Promo
    Crossing Swords: Holiday PromoTrailer
  • Crossing Swords: Season 2 Announcement
    Crossing Swords: Season 2 AnnouncementTrailer
  • Crossing Swords: Season 2 Date Announcement
    Crossing Swords: Season 2 Date AnnouncementTrailer

 

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